4 Items or less

[Guest MrRant]

Pretty simple here. List recipies for things that are 4 items or less to make. Doesn't have to be really cheap or anything.

 

Pepperoni Melt:

 

1. Bread (sub type bread works best)

2. Pepperoni

3. Cheese (I suggest Mozzerella or Provalone)

4. Some Mayo/Miracle Whip

 

Spread mayo on bread and then layout the pepperoni followed by cheese. Wrap in foil and put in a preheated oven at about 350-400 for about 10-15 minutes.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Taco's:

 

-Buy frozen tacos.

[Guest starvenger]

Broiled scallops:

 

- scallops (pref fresh)

- melted butter

- lemon/lime juice.

 

Put the scallops on a small cookie sheet or the small tray for the toaster oven. Mix the butter and a little juice, and pour it over the scallops. Set your oven/toaster oven to broil, throw the scallops in, and remove when browned. Season to taste (I recommend some cayenne pepper for a little kick).

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Pretty simple here. List recipies for things that are 4 items or less to make. Doesn't have to be really cheap or anything.

 

Pepperoni Melt:

 

1. Bread (sub type bread works best)

2. Pepperoni

3. Cheese (I suggest Mozzerella or Provalone)

4. Some Mayo/Miracle Whip

 

Spread mayo on bread and then layout the pepperoni followed by cheese. Wrap in foil and put in a preheated oven at about 350-400 for about 10-15 minutes.

That's a good one, but I like it more without the mayo.

[Guest El Hijo del Homsar]

Random Cans Fiesta

1 can black beans, drained

1 large can diced tomatoes, drained

one large onion, chopped

1 fresh jalapeno pepper, chopped

 

 

Put everything in a pot or big frying pan (a wok works, too).

Cook on high heat (lid off, so the entire stove gets covered in crap) until onions are soft.

Serve on anything starch-based.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Cheesesteaks of Oblivion:

 

Cheap thinly cut steak.

Can O' Mushrooms

An Onion

Cheese.

 

Beat the shit out of the steak, throw it in a hot pan and cook the hell out of it, add all the other stuff, mutilate it thoroughly. Put on bread.

 

I like my veggies pretty crunchy, though, so I don't cook them that long. Just as long as the cheese is melted and holding everything together like a lovely lactic glue. Stick green peppers in there, too, but that would dictate 5 items.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

A few of my faves:

 

Grilled Cheese with tomato

 

Bread

Butter

Cheese

Tomato

 

Butter the outer sides of the bread, and use two pieces of cheese to sandwich the tomato slices. Cook to desired darkness.

 

Baby Pasta

 

Can of chicken broth

"baby pasta" (by this I mean tiny forms of pasta, like soup noodles, etc.

Grated Cheese

 

Boil the broth, and toss in desired amount of pasta. Allow the pasta to soak up the broth, cooking long enough so that it's totally absorbed. When done cooking pasta, sprinkle in grated cheese (of any kind) and allow it to melt to pasta. Pour into a bowl, grab a spoon and enjoy.

[Guest converge241]

Beans And Franks soup

 

pack o hot dogs (8 pack)

can of beans

can of carrots

Chicken Broth (2 cans)

 

4.5- whatever spices, sauces you want to add choose your own

 

put it all into a pan and let it cook

eat

 

repeat

 

find it works best with lots of garlic, BBQ sauce, ketchup, and mesquite chicken seasoning

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Nachos

 

1-2 oz. cheddar or monterey jack cheese

green onions (variable amt.)

15-25 tortilla chips

salsa or sour cream (optional)

 

Put the chips in a microwave safe bowl, top with cheese and put it the microwave for 1 min. on medium (40%-50% power), or 25 sec. on high. Take out and top with green onions and salsa or sour cream. A quick, easy snack.

[Guest BifEverchad]

Open Faced Tuna Melt

 

- 1 Can of Tuna

- Bread

- Mayo/Miracle Whip

- Oregano

 

Open and drain the tuna. Put the tuna into a bowl and add mayo/Miracle Whip.

Mix it well and evenly. As you mix the tuna, throw in a dash of oregano for added flavor. While doing this, you could lightly toast the bread in your toaster or you could use your stove (which you should be putting on broil as well). After you have your bread toasted to your desire, place the tuna mixture on top of each slice of bread. Place in the oven for about 5 minutes until the top looks to be "melted" moreso. You could also add a sprinkle of paprika after you take it out of the oven for that finished look, but that too would past the 4 item limit.

 

Enjoy!

[Guest AM The Kid]

Dynamite Stir Fry

 

Stir-fry beef strips

Onion

Tabasco

Hot sauce

 

I put in other stuff, but that's basically the bones of it.

[Guest MrRant]

French Toast:

 

White Bread

Milk

Eggs

Cinnamon

 

Take the milk, cinnamon and eggs and wisk together. lightly dip bread on each side (CAREFULL NOT TO SOAK IT) and then put onto a preheated pan for about 30-45 seconds a side. Top with your favorite syrup/jelly/whatever.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The biggest fuckin' corndog you'll ever eat:

 

This one required some drug influence.

 

1 Pack of Hot Dogs

1 Box cornbread mix

Cheese in a can.

 

 

First, take a whole goddamn pack of hot dogs, and nuke 'em for about 30 seconds. Just so they're ready to go, but not totally cooked yet.

 

Whip up the cornbread mix, which doesn't require much.

 

Build a fort with the hot dogs like they were lincoln logs, only try to keep them somewhat together. Use toothpicks as structural support, and easy cheese as caulk. Then coat the block in cornbread batter. (not too much)

 

Bake the whole thing until the cornbread is done. Let it ripen for a few minutes, or else your mouth will be the victim of an eruption of scalding hot cheese.

 

Hack into 4-inch chunks, and add mustard, salt, and ketchup if desired. Actually, it's pretty necessary, since this thing isn't really all that good, but it costs less than five bucks total, and will feed a few people. Better than nothin'.

[Guest MrRant]

My tuna fish sandwiches:

 

1 Can Tuna

1 Cup Mayo

Dill relish or chopped up pickles

1 Tablespoon mustard (Dijon works well)

 

Mix and then put on bread and yuuuummmmmy!

[Guest El Satanico]

Nachos

 

1-2 oz. cheddar or monterey jack cheese

green onions (variable amt.)

15-25 tortilla chips

salsa or sour cream (optional)

 

Put the chips in a microwave safe bowl, top with cheese and put it the microwave for 1 min. on medium (40%-50% power), or 25 sec. on high. Take out and top with green onions and salsa or sour cream. A quick, easy snack.

I use to eat those often, but i just got sick of it because the shredded cheese makes it so greasy when melted.

[Guest Eagan469]

Chicken Fricase:

 

Chicken Breast(s) cut into small pieces

Cream Of Mushroom Soup

Peas

Instant mashed potatoes

 

Cook the chicken and peas in the soup in a large frying pan. Cook the potatoes seperate. Serve the chicken/peas/soup in bowls over the mashed potatoes.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

I'll take a Hawkwich any day of the week. For those of you who don't know what a Hawkwich is:

 

- 2 Toasted Eggo Waffles (Hawk uses Blueberry, I like Homestyle, use what you prefer)

- Glob of peanut butter (JIF is King!)

 

Splotch the peanut butter on the waffles, stick them together, and enjoy the perfect post-Thanksgiving snack, Daddio!

[Guest LooseCannon]

Deviled Eggs

 

Hardboiled eggs

Dijon or yellow mustard

mayonaise

hot sauce

 

Slice the eggs in half lengthwise, remove yolks and mix with the other three ingredients to taste. Scoop the conconction back into the hardboiled egg whites.

[Guest thetrendsetter]

Pan Fried Rice with Weiners in it, with melted cheez whiz over it...