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Guest Sturgis

OK 2 years ago I was seeing this girl blah blah blah everythings fine blah blah blah so she starts acting like a real bitch and flirting with another guy so then I dump her, and for one week I'm fine but then my depression came up and I wrote a note to her, never got an answer, and I didn't talk to her all summer so back at school we start talking again and one day I go to talk to her and she says "not now" in a bitchy way and I say "FUCK YOU" later that day somone says "dude you like you might kill someone" then I say "that's because I'm pissed off" that guy I said that talked to my ex and told her that and she cries to her mom about it then I get in trouble because she said I threatend to kill her. Now she might have inturpeted that wrong so I'll let that go. I wrote a note to her saying my final goodbye to her and apparently she got sad about it. Well a week later I find out she told almost the whole damn school about me threatning to kill her and now I have people against me, and everytime I see her I want to stangle her what should I do?

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Guest DrTom

If you have a picture of her, Photoshop her into a compromising position, put on a flier, and hand them out in school. Give them out to anyone who's curious or anyone who gives you shit, and tell them she's a lying whore. Have words to that effect on the flier, too.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

This is a time that I say ruin her rep and make her regret ever messing with you. I don't say that very often but this warrents it

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Guest Sturgis
This is a time that I say ruin her rep and make her regret ever messing with you. I don't say that very often but this warrents it

I would ruin her rep but she is apart of the "popular" group so that kinda wouldn't work and Agent of Oblivion how would I be able to get away with it? I mean I would be the main suspect altough I'm good at covering my tracks so probely there wouldn't be enough evidence to convict. So Agent of Oblivion how should I go about killing her?

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Then take everyone down with you. Or just tell all the guys that she is easy and she'll do anything on the first date.

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Guest Leena

My advice would be to follow her example, and not take relationships so seriously when you're 16 and younger. I'm guessing this is your Senior year of HS... so, just move on, goof off and enjoy arguably the best year of your life. Your rep here won't mean shit come next year.

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Guest Lord of The Curry

This one's simple: She tried to fuck with you, now you fuck with her.

 

The photoshop thing that Dr.Tom suggested sounds good but seems to require some effort. The simplest way to get her rep ruined is to spread a rumour that she was gangbanged by a truckload of guys. Tell somebody you trust and you know won't sell you out and just use that person as your conduit to everything. That way, if she ever confronts you about it, just deny it.

 

Either that or just say she took it up the ass and can't go to the bathroom properly because of it. Worked for my friend when his ex cheated on him.

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Guest Zack Malibu

Should you have the resources to do this:

 

Get a raw fish from the supermarket, and hide it in her locker (under books, gym clothes, etc.) so that it goes unnoticed and they don't know where the stench is coming from.

 

The photo idea is a good one, however don't simply hand them out at school, pass them out around town. Put her picture with something like "Friday Night, party at my house...everyone gets laid". If you post it around town you'll have everyone from her parents to her priest seeing these things, and that'll hurt her a lot worse than the rest of the student body.

 

Have a female friend (who doesn't go to your school) show up somewhere she's at and pretend to be her lesbian ex-girlfriend, and throw a tantrum about how she'll regret leaving her just to get some dick.

 

I'm usually not this harsh, but when someone is accusing you of frickin' death threats, you've got to pull out all the stops. Just control the temper (as much as you actually DO want to kill her now), because you don't want anyone thinking you really meant what was said.

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Guest BaldFish

Fuck it, dude. Just move on. Ain't no point in getting all angry over it. Just get a decent smirk on your face and a new woman and move on.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

A stupid ho is a stupid ho. People will find out that she's a stupid ho, and if they can't you don't need those dumbasses anyway.

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This is a time that I say ruin her rep and make her regret ever messing with you.  I don't say that very often but this warrents it

I would ruin her rep but she is apart of the "popular" group so that kinda wouldn't work and Agent of Oblivion how would I be able to get away with it? I mean I would be the main suspect altough I'm good at covering my tracks so probely there wouldn't be enough evidence to convict. So Agent of Oblivion how should I go about killing her?

You dated her, you should be popular, too. Your being beloved will take her down.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Get evidence and bury her rep 6 feet under at let it rot in hell. Goddamn I'm an evil bitch :)

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