Nicknames you have or used to have

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh christ, here we go... all of these stuck for at least a month.

 

Grizzly, Redbeard-I'm scruffy.

 

Mufasa-A really stupid nickname I got for having my hair flying in all directions, in combination with the beard, and it looked like a mane. (I guess)

 

The Count-Got this one in the dorms, due to rampant insomnia, and middle of the night laundry and shower tendencies.

 

Strange-Same reasons.

 

Heavy Metal-I got this one from this cool ass black dude that lived at the end of my hall who had a set of turntables, and always sang Marvin Gaye and Al Green in the shower so loud the whole hall could hear it. One day he walked past my door and I played this generic funk riff on my bass, just to throw him for a loop, and I hear from the end of the hall:

 

"Heavy Metal, That you Playin' da FUNK~!?"

 

That one had me laughing. Him and his roommate called me that for the rest of the year.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Lets see...

Wolfman: I'm not a hairy guy right now, but I have the same amount of body hair as I did when I was 7.

Italliano: Never eat spaghetti without a fork, or you'll never hear the end of it.

The Count: As AoO, I'm a nightwalker. Add in natural paleness with natural circles under the eyes, a bout with anemia, and an indoor lifestyle, I'm about as white as you can get. I went trick or treating once just putting on a cape. Everyone knew what I was.

Michelle: The vice principal at my school called me this for some reason...

Scarecrow: I'm 5'11" and 120 pounds.

Shaggy: My little quasi beard and the fact my pants tend to cover my shoes earned me that one.

Man-Whore: I dunno where this one came from.

And for a while I was actually called Evil. As in,"Hey, Evil!" It was my duty to balance out all the emotional instability and firey anger that guys lack compared to girls due to a lack of p.m.s. on the guys part. That was not a happy month for me.

Ah well, I think that covers most of them.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Thanks to a black comedian, I've gained the nickname "Cedric The Entertainer".

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I don't think "Ed" counts as a nickname, does it? Because other than that all I've ever had are mean nicknames...

 

Necro - this one didn't stick, many of you know the story behind it already so I won't retell it

Edfag - because for tetrisphere my robot's name was Edbot because I wasn't very creative... apparently that twist isn't either.

Beaksovicz - because when I get really frustrated and say "What?" they said I sounded like a bird. This also goes with my family's original last name of Robinovicz, which my great-grandfather changed when coming to America because Americans back then hated immigrants.

Beaksobitch - variation of Beaksovicz, only changed to a cuss-word. oh the hilarity!

Pizzaface - further variation of Beaksovicz that resulted from me mishearing it the first time (sometimes I swear I'm deaf, I mishear so many things). The stupid thing is I didn't even have a lot of acne in high school when this nickname was around.

 

And those were from my friends!

 

Thank goodness there aren't any nicknames in college.

[Guest Si82]

Well I usually get "Si" (shortened from Simon) but I sometimes get called "Yentob" at University. I'm not Jewish, not that there's anything wrong with that, but my friends seem to think I'm loaded, how wrong they are, and call me "Yentob" 'cause of the "if I were a rich man..." song. Go figure.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I got called Shaggy a few times...like Samurai Goat, my pants tend to cover my shoes (all except for MAYBE 2 pairs out of my 8), and I usually have some scraggly chubes (chin-pubes, ie. facial hair that barely grows in and looks like I just took some pubic hair and put it on my face)...PLUS Shaggy is one of my favorite cartoon characters ever.

 

My friend Ryan called me Captain Biscuits for some time...and I have no fucking clue why. But Captain Biscuits[/i] is a nice nick...**makes new SN**

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

If you got facial hair like mine, Corey, then just say it's one hair that loops into and out of your skin. Some people think that's weird, but most just sort of shrug it off. But still.