Why Randy Orton is Better than Hogan...

[cawthon777]

Because Randy writes back...

 

Autoreply from [email protected]

 

 

Dear Randy Orton Fan:

 

Thank you for your well wishes as I recover from my shoulder injury. As you can see, life as a third generation superstar isn't always easy, but thanks to the unrelenting support of all you fans, I should be back in the ring in no time.

 

Fortunately, just because my shoulder's injured doesn't mean the rest of my body is (if you know what I mean, ladies )

 

Anyway, I digress.

 

Thanks again,

 

Randy Orton

[Guest AndrewTS]

Because Randy writes back...

 

Autoreply from [email protected]

 

 

Dear Randy Orton Fan:

 

Thank you for your well wishes as I recover from my shoulder injury. As you can see, life as a third generation superstar isn't always easy, but thanks to the unrelenting support of all you fans, I should be back in the ring in no time.

 

Fortunately, just because my shoulder's injured doesn't mean the rest of my body is (if you know what I mean, ladies )

 

Anyway, I digress.

 

Thanks again,

 

Randy Orton

I think he sends that to pretty much everyone--Rob E Dangerously got that same e-mail.

[Guest mach7]

Hence the reason it's called an "autoreply" ...

[Guest HartFan86]

Damn...he should of replied to my e-mail from 2 weeks ago.

 

FUCK YOU. PERIOD. FUCK YOU.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

You needed THAT to know that Orton is better than Hogan? I figured it was pretty obvious that he's better than Hogan.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

But is he orange?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

nope. Just green.

[Guest razazteca]

by the look of that greased up head, Randy could lose his hair very soon.

[Guest HartFan86]

nope. Just green.

LOL

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

That was a pretty funny reply. Good for Orton, developing a character and all. He better have a cast though when he comes back.

[Guest Celtic Jobber]

I got a slightly different reply... :

 

Dear Randy Orton Fan:

 

Thank you for your well wishes as I recover from my shoulder injury. As you can see, life as a third generation superstar isn't always easy, especially with guys like Triple H trying to hold me back. But thanks to the unrelenting support of all you fans, I should be back in the ring in no time.

 

Fortunately, just because my shoulder's injured doesn't mean the rest of my body is (if you know what I mean, Bradshaw )

 

Anyway, I digress.

 

Thanks again,

 

Randy Orton

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Damnit!! I sent him an e-mail a day after he posted his e-mail address and he hasn't sent me back anything. I hope he tears his quad now.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

You know, I think all the emails he gets could have a hand in how hard he's pushed.

 

What doesn't Hogan "write back" about?

[Guest Sturgis]

Thank you for your well wishes as I recover from my shoulder injury. As you can see, life as a third generation superstar isn't always easy, especially with guys like Triple H trying to hold me back.

 

Randy Orton would be my favorite wrestler if he said that oh and wears a cast for the next two years

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You know, I think all the emails he gets could have a hand in how hard he's pushed.

 

What doesn't Hogan "write back" about?

Getting killed by Earthquake.

[Rob E Dangerously]

Because Randy writes back...

 

Autoreply from [email protected]

 

 

Dear Randy Orton Fan:

 

Thank you for your well wishes as I recover from my shoulder injury.  As you can see, life as a third generation superstar isn't always easy, but thanks to the unrelenting support of all you fans, I should be back in the ring in no time.

 

Fortunately, just because my shoulder's injured doesn't mean the rest of my body is (if you know what I mean, ladies )

 

Anyway, I digress.

 

Thanks again,

 

Randy Orton

I think he sends that to pretty much everyone--Rob E Dangerously got that same e-mail.

yeah.. for a moment.. I was scared that Randy Orton was coming onto me or something