Bradshaw Shoots on "Smarks"

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

This is from Bradshaw's Love Diary, or whatver it is he's been doing on WWE.com

 

"In an interview today, I was asked about "smart marks" on the Internet -- isn't that an oxymoron, like "celibate priest" or a "broad-minded Jerry Falwell?" While there are a few who try hard to be journalists, there are many who just want to be heard, probably because they are computer-loving geeks who don't have an athletic bone in their bodies and are mad at the world. They probably had their lunch money stolen by some big guy when they were young, and this is their way of "striking back."

 

I went on to explain that I once saw an Internet report about a match Cactus Jack was in. The report was in great detail, and then at the end, the report said that the best thing had happened: Apparently Cactus got close enough and the "reporter" got to touch Cactus. Can't you just see John Madden describing Ray Lewis and then smiling real big and announcing that when Mr. Lewis went through the tunnel Madden was able to reach out and touch him? Don't see it happening.

 

So when you see a report on the Internet, consider the source. Some of these guys make the rest look really bush league, and if you are one of the guys who gets hot about this then obviously I am talking about you, you wannabe geek.

 

My whole problem is I worry too much about being politically correct."

 

Credit:

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/bradshaw/index18.html

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

because they are computer-loving geeks who don't have an athletic bone in their bodies

Says the HOSS.

[Guest bob_barron]

We all know Bradshaw would want a fan to touch him

[Guest HartFan86]

I went on to explain that I once saw an Internet report about a match Cactus Jack was in. The report was in great detail, and then at the end, the report said that the best thing had happened: Apparently Cactus got close enough and the "reporter" got to touch Cactus. Can't you just see John Madden describing Ray Lewis and then smiling real big and announcing that when Mr. Lewis went through the tunnel Madden was able to reach out and touch him? Don't see it happening.

 

Or raping him with baby oil?

 

Honestly....the way the WWE puts it, they just want the internet fans to stop watching their product. Dumbasses.

 

And he should watch what he says about people being fat internet geeks. At the risk of sounding cocky, I work out at least twice a week and I'm in pretty good shape because I want to be a wrestler. And to think this guy is a wrestler which his workout consists of drinking beer.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Why, that no talent, A** Raping, Flaming H***Sexual.

 

I hope his Texan Style Hardcore Championship burns in Hell.

 

HA. That's why your Push didn't work out.

You Hoss~!

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Just because you can hit people for 5 minutes doesnt make you an athlete. I can do that and Im a fat lazy fuck.

 

Dude, it was a fan reporting, as a fan, dude, Im jealous. Wrestlers dont seem to be fans anymore, so the product sufferes, I think the last fan wrestler we had was steamboat, which explains why the industry has gotten so bad as of late. Sorry about you know giving a fuck about your product Bradshaw, thanks for convincing me not to care.

 

God they really do hate us because we care so much about the product, isnt THAT the biger oxymoron? If Vince gave half the fuck or thought we do RAW would be a billion times better.

[Guest evilhomer]

they are computer-loving geeks who don't have an athletic bone in their bodies and are mad at the world. They probably had their lunch money stolen by some big guy when they were young, and this is their way of "striking back."

Pretty much confirming that Bradshaw was one of those asshole bullies. And of course showing total ignorance to anything that is said about him.

BRADSHAW - we hate you because you wrestle like a piece of shit, learn more than 2 moves and add in some selling and psychology and we couldn't give a shit if you're 7 feet tall and 600 pounds

 

Can't you just see John Madden describing Ray Lewis and then smiling real big and announcing that when Mr. Lewis went through the tunnel Madden was able to reach out and touch him?

This is the kind of love and appreciation for the hardcore die-hard fans that can save the WWE. No wait, this is actually the attitude that turns us away faster than a Necrophelia storyline.

 

Bradshaw Shoots on "Smarks"

All I can think of when I see that line is Bradshaw in the showers smiling and shouting "Hoo Wheee get out the baby oil boy, we gonna have some fun tonight"

[Guest Steve J. Rogers]

I went on to explain that I once saw an Internet report about a match Cactus Jack was in. The report was in great detail, and then at the end, the report said that the best thing had happened: Apparently Cactus got close enough and the "reporter" got to touch Cactus. Can't you just see John Madden describing Ray Lewis and then smiling real big and announcing that when Mr. Lewis went through the tunnel Madden was able to reach out and touch him? Don't see it happening.

 

Or raping him with baby oil?

 

Honestly....the way the WWE puts it, they just want the internet fans to stop watching their product. Dumbasses.

 

And he should watch what he says about people being fat internet geeks. At the risk of sounding cocky, I work out at least twice a week and I'm in pretty good shape because I want to be a wrestler. And to think this guy is a wrestler which his workout consists of drinking beer.

Obviously Bradshaw misses the point. The recap was probably a LIVE SHOW ATTENDANCE RECAP done from a FAN'S point of view. Not a PROFESSIONAL COMMENTATOR providing commentary on the game. If Madden (or ANY OTHER sports commentator, most likely PRINT though, not TV/radio) did some sort of "Hey I was in the stands for this event and here is my report" report THEN IT IS VERY APPRORPIATE to explain that you were so close to the action you could TOUCH the performers (especially if you consider a specific one one of your all-time favorites) in order to emphasize your EXPERIENCE AT THE EVENT!

 

Geez, talk about not seeing the forrest for the trees. No wonder the WWE is so out of touch with the IWC, they can't tell the difference between standard show recaps and people writing about their experience at a show

 

Steve

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Hey 'Shaw, I work out four days a week, and I sure as hell do not have flabby man tits and a jiggly stomach. Nor did I ever get money taken from me as a kid. As for getting 'hot' about this? HA! You're now as pathetic a person as you are a wrestler - even moreso after I saw your Confidential segments. And "celibate priest" is an oxymoron?

 

Maybe Mr. Hoss shouldn't write a diary meant to be read through computers if he's going to use "computer-loving" in a demeaning tone.

[Guest Harry Hood]

I'm six foot five, 230 lbs, and was a three sport athelete for all four of my years in high school in soccer, basketball, and lacrosse lettering many times over. And I get characterized as fat and unatheltic by some guy whos idea of a good time is getting randy orton in the shower.

[Guest MaxPower27]

"In an interview today, I was asked about "smart marks" on the Internet -- isn't that an oxymoron, like "celibate priest" or a "broad-minded Jerry Falwell?"

Or calling Bradshaw a wrestler. I guess drinking beer, fucking guys in the shower and no-selling means that you're a good worker now-a-days.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Bah, it's better off if we just ignored the fat, slobbering moron. It's pretty obvious he wrote that crap for some much needed attention, so fuck him.

[Guest notJames]

Bah, it's better off if we just ignored the fat, slobbering moron. It's pretty obvious he wrote that crap for some much needed attention, so fuck him.

Bingo.

 

Not for nothing, but notice how the wrestlers who garner nothing but praise, and deservedly so, hardly ever speak out against the IWC, while the ones who are constantly given airtime, voicetime, and facetime with no discernable upside, especially when they're injured or inactive, are so vehement in their hatred toward the fans that care about wrestling the most.

 

What a tool. Consider him ignored.

[Guest razazteca]

so Bradshaw is a Heel now?

[Guest tetsubeav]

I really don't want to read about Bradshaw "shooting" on anyone.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I fail to see what having an athletic bone in our body has to do with our enjoyment of the product. I never played any sports in school or anything (not enough time), but I wouldn't feel I had extra right to complain if I did. The skullfuckingly retarded writers are probably in ten times worse shape than I, and THEY are the ones I have the qualms with.

 

Why is he bringing up a report that is obviously at least TWO YEARS OLD and is a report of a live event and not a review of a show? Goddammit, why must they use the WORST EXAMPLES for internet writing?

 

Here's another oxymoron for you: "Bradshaw classic match."

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Goodear]

Yeah, to think a guy called a homosexual rapist here, oh about 5 times a week, doesn't like the internet. Who would have thought it?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Well, The Smartmarks board doesn't speak for the entire IWC. It ain't my fault he sucks.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Bradshaw seems to think the internet fans are jealous of his muscular physique and athletic ability.

 

You know, we should probably let this thread die, the jokes tell themselves.

[Guest Trivia247]

So when you see a report on the Internet, consider the source. Some of these guys make the rest look really bush league, and if you are one of the guys who gets hot about this then obviously I am talking about you, you wannabe geek.

 

My whole problem is I worry too much about being politically correct."

 

The problem with this is that Bradshaw has confused us in his WWE serving Bashing of Smarks.... Bradshaw, Smarks aren't the ones with signs Chanting or trying to touch people as they come down the ramp. We are the ones who don't experience the Mass hysteria inside the arena where we lose our senses.

 

We are the ones Who are wanting WRESTLING not necrophilla, 10 minute Mic Segments that cuts into wrestling, nor stupid backstage crap. You should appreciate what we are trying to do Bradshaw. But becomg a Company man you have to Bash your biggest fans. Even if we mock you for your Bi sexuality, thats our own Insecurities, your Still a fricken Wrestler, don't have alot of mic time (Which we are thankful for) And you Brawl, you are the textbook example of a HOSS!

 

Because the Marks...those your complaining about, are the guys who don't give two shits about you, they wanna See RVD and HHH they don't care about any wrestlers under main event level. your just filling time before HHH gets out of the shower and to his locker room.

 

But hell, We are just GEEK wannabes huh?

How about this... If Go in the ring and Take a Emerald Fusion from a wrestler...Will you? Because if I a Geeky Smark can have the guts to receive a "Dangerous move" Then you professional experienced Wrestlers should as well. Hell you people shouldn't bitch about Piledrivers! since people older than you at the time could take them and walk away!

[Guest crandamaniac]

I've always wondered why a lot of people in the wrestling business look down their noses at the IWC. I mean if you had a whole contingent of your fanbase bashing your product, wouldn't you take it in to consideration that maybe your product needs to be fixed?

[Guest Brian]

Because they don't like us being vocal and the majority seem to be complaining and whining.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Don't say "Bradshaw Shoots on 'Smarks'." It sounds as though he's ejaculating on us.

[Guest AndrewTS]

My whole problem is I worry too much about being politically correct.

 

So says the gay Nazi who was openly declaring for a nuking of Afganistan (nevermind the surrounding areas, the non-extremists, and the long term effects), and openly kissed Bush's ass. And couldn't even get over despite cheap patriotic heat. However, him representing Americans makes me about as proud as when Duggan was speaking out against the Volkoffs daring to pledge allegiance with their own national anthem because this "is a free country."

 

People don't care about Bradshaw, end of story. Methinks he's bitter because he won't even be remembered as well as Stan Hensen, if at all.

 

Because the Marks...those your complaining about, are the guys who don't give two shits about you.

 

Smarks don't care about him either, except when it comes to an easy punchline.

[Guest Celtic Jobber]

To hell with Bradshaw! He's just a 300+ pound John Wayne-wannabe, who can't wrestle and makes me want to change the channel. I'm glad he's injured. And if there's a God; then he'll suffer a much worse, career-ending injury during one of Pat Patterson and Steve Lombardi's gay parties.

[Guest notJames]

People don't care about Bradshaw, end of story. Methinks he's bitter because he won't even be remembered as well as Stan Hensen, if at all.

You should send that to him. I can only imagine how many beers he'll cry into after reading that.

 

Because it's true, y'know.

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

Not for nothing, but notice how the wrestlers who garner nothing but praise, and deservedly so, hardly ever speak out against the IWC

Exception: Jericho, but that's probably because of him being forced to tow the company line/being defeated after being held down by HHH for so long in WWE.

[Guest AndrewTS]

People don't care about Bradshaw, end of story.  Methinks he's bitter because he won't even be remembered as well as Stan Hensen, if at all.

You should send that to him. I can only imagine how many beers he'll cry into after reading that.

 

Because it's true, y'know.

Hehehe...indeed. How would I go about doing that? Since I doubt he'd give out an e-mail because no one cares enough to e-mail him anyway.

 

Well, his likely miniscule fanbase probably wouldn't: "what in tarnation's Eee-male? Is that lahk wut Chyna is?"

[Guest TheGame2705]

And I get characterized as fat and unatheltic by some guy whos idea of a good time is getting randy orton in the shower.

I feel his sentiments on what having a good time is about but really all this is is just an ignorant big guy trying to retaliate without even giving any good complaints.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Yeah, to think a guy called a homosexual rapist here, oh about 5 times a week, doesn't like the internet. Who would have thought it?

Very true. Brian's post, also very true. If people didn't criticise in such a whiny way, their criticism would have a small chance of sinking in. Why anyone would bother listening to some of the pathetic bile I've seen churned out on the Net is beyond me. Still, though...Bradshaw jokes can be funny when used in moderation.