Bradshaw Shoots on "Smarks"

[Guest BionicRedneck]

The retard should keep his mouth shut. He seems to think anyone who critisizes him is a negative, un-athletic, computer geek with an opinion that doesn't matter. In reality, the people who say bad things about the overpaid jackass are just normal wrestling fans, bored by this pathetic, one-dimensional nobody.

 

Bradshaw is worthless. End of story.

[Guest notJames]

People don't care about Bradshaw, end of story.  Methinks he's bitter because he won't even be remembered as well as Stan Hensen, if at all.

You should send that to him. I can only imagine how many beers he'll cry into after reading that.

 

Because it's true, y'know.

Hehehe...indeed. How would I go about doing that? Since I doubt he'd give out an e-mail because no one cares enough to e-mail him anyway.

 

Well, his likely miniscule fanbase probably wouldn't: "what in tarnation's Eee-male? Is that lahk wut Chyna is?"

I'm pretty sure Mr. Leyfield is registered at www.SteersNQueers.com

 

 

(...um, not that I ever went to that site... just something I read on... um. 1Wrassling... yeah, that's the ticket...)

[Guest AndrewTS]

Bradshaw should be required to grow out his facial hair, dress like a cowboy again, and have to say "I hates that rabbit." He could team with Justin Credible, Crash Holly, and Hurricane for the all-cartoon stable.

[Guest Rob Edwards]

I'd mark for Bradshaw, Test, Taker and Kane as the Four Hossmen

 

seriously though who is he trying to kid, all he's doing is coming across as a paranoid and insecure man who has to degrade us because he knows we have a point

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Bradshaw...Bradshaw...where have I heard that name before?

 

Is he Mike Shaw's brother?

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Yeah but Mike got all the talent

 

Poor Brad

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I think Al Wilson should use his stroke and bury Bradshaw. Just like he's doing to Matt Hardy.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Not for nothing, but notice how the wrestlers who garner nothing but praise, and deservedly so, hardly ever speak out against the IWC

Exception: Jericho, but that's probably because of him being forced to tow the company line/being defeated after being held down by HHH for so long in WWE.

I don't know how being defeated has anything to with it. Wouldn't that make him kind of embrace "smarks"?

 

And he doesn't tow the company line at all. I seem to remember reading that he said he thought the “Kane is a murderer” proclamation was awful and was upset they did it right after everyone busted ass in the TLC. He just think we're whining, cynical bastards, and you know what? I don't agree with him exactly, but I can see how he feels that way. But when he says that when he was generally among the most praised and defended guys on the roster, that might say something.

 

But fuck Bradshaw and the other hosses that are doing the same. Now I don't think they're towing the line, either...I think that the company line being that "inernet = assholes" just makes them comfortable in being able to lash out like they've probably wanted to do a long time ago. It's all out of anger that they aren't being praised left and right, and on top of that are commonly bitch about and used as punchlines.

 

Guess why that happens, Bradshaw? It's because a lot of the criticism and jokes are deserved, you arrogant, slow-moving, sag-titted, yee-hawing, ass-raping, bile-spewing, tough-talking, pussy-walking, fake-cowboy lunatic.

 

And by the way, no one really gives your opinion much validity, since you're the asshole who went out on national TV and said that once we find what country the terrorists were from, we should nuke it to hell without a second thought about all the innocent people that would die or the repercussions we would suffer.

 

Oh, and when Jericho went off on the internet, I don't recall him being as insulting to everyone as Bradshaw was. So that's one more thing in his favor, which makes it one plus infinity.

 

Yeah, to think a guy called a homosexual rapist here, oh about 5 times a week, doesn't like the internet.  Who would have thought it?

5 times a week is the grossest understatement in the history of mankind.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Yeah but Mike got all the talent

 

Poor Brad

Ow...that's a REALLY low shot there.

 

Having LESS talent than Mike Shaw...^^;

[Guest Smark Hammill]

While there are a few who try hard to be journalists, there are many who just want to be heard, probably because they are computer-loving geeks who don't have an athletic bone in their bodies and are mad at the world.

Like it or not, this statement is probably accurate based on what I read from a lot of wrestling columnists.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I fail to see what having an athletic bone in our body has to do with our enjoyment of the product. I never played any sports in school or anything (not enough time), but I wouldn't feel I had extra right to complain if I did. The skullfuckingly retarded writers are probably in ten times worse shape than I, and THEY are the ones I have the qualms with.

 

Why is he bringing up a report that is obviously at least TWO YEARS OLD and is a report of a live event and not a review of a show? Goddammit, why must they use the WORST EXAMPLES for internet writing?

 

Here's another oxymoron for you: "Bradshaw classic match."

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Nothing to add to the topic, except that "skullfuckingly" is the GREATEST ADVERB EVER~!

 

 

-So Sayeth Mr Zsasz

[Guest netslob]

I'm pretty sure Mr. Leyfield is registered at www.SteersNQueers.com

 

 

[sGT. HARTMAN] So yer from Texas? well, all Texas is famous for are steers and queers, and you don't look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down, doesn't it!! [/sGT. HARTMAN]

[Guest Slapnuts00]

It'd baffling to think this guy is some stock portfolio wiz who's been on CNBC several times...

[Guest subliminal_animal]

He can't be a whiz. He pushes WWE stock whenever he gets to that subject.

 

The only reason he's been on CNBC is so one of the anchors can say, "Next up, we some stock advice from a man that wants to show you how you can 'bodyslam' Wall Street!"

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

I don't know how being defeated has anything to with it. Wouldn't that make him kind of embrace "smarks"?

 

And he doesn't tow the company line at all. I seem to remember reading that he said he thought the “Kane is a murderer” proclamation was awful and was upset they did it right after everyone busted ass in the TLC. He just think we're whining, cynical bastards, and you know what? I don't agree with him exactly, but I can see how he feels that way. But when he says that when he was generally among the most praised and defended guys on the roster, that might say something.

 

Oh, and when Jericho went off on the internet, I don't recall him being as insulting to everyone as Bradshaw was. So that's one more thing in his favor, which makes it one plus infinity.

Well, in his commentary, he did refer to PWTorch.com readers as smarks(meaning all the smarks on the internet) I think and bascially called us all "holier than thou, pompous jackasses", thinking no smark liked his match with RVD at KOTR at all. As for the ones that didn't like his match, if the commentary he wrote wasn't a work, he should learn to take negative comments better and not go apeshit about them like he did.

 

As for not towing the company line, well then if he isn't, why is he all of a sudden in an interview saying he RESPECTS HHH, even though HE'S the one that's been holding him down all this time? Another problem Jericho's had this year is thinking too highly of his matches, and giving his RVD match at KOTR ***** and the TLC match on Raw he had ***** also, even though many internet smarks had enough sense to know that those weren't quite 5 star matches like he thought, but either OK or just good at best.

[Guest Brian]

I think Jericho's rants was targeted more at one of those reader feedback.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Well, in his commentary, he did refer to PWTorch.com readers as smarks(meaning all the smarks on the internet) I think and bascially called us all "holier than thou, pompous jackasses", thinking no smark liked his match with RVD at KOTR at all.

I think the comments were not about them not liking it, but pointing some little flaw this guy pointed out and used to justify how the Jericho dropped the ball again or something. And be honest...it is easy to see the Internet community as whiners on the whole. You're kidding yourself if you can't see how someone could think that.

 

The things Jericho said seemed less insulting than what Bradshaw's saying. Bradshaw is basically saying we're all a bunch of pussies and doesn't even seem to bother justifying himself.

 

If he was towing the company line, he wouldn't have said the murderer thing was stupid. And of course he's not going to say anything bad about HHH. That's not towing the company line, that's playing it safe. I doubt he goes out of his way to kiss his ass all the time.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Jericho's rant was made out of anger and desperation.

 

Bradshaw sounds like an arrogent jackass.

 

There really isn't any comparison

 

 

- So Sayeth Zsasz

[Paul Stanley 0]

Speaking of stealing lunch money by the schoolyard bully, isn't he a lockeroom bully? Yeah. nice going Bradshaw. The only reason you will ever have a job in the WWE will be because you are a stooge and will always be one.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I've heard other people say Bradshaw isn't tough. He just likes to act like a bully and use his weight & size against people. Eww, that sound gross.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Speaking of stealing lunch money by the schoolyard bully, isn't he a lockeroom bully? Yeah. nice going Bradshaw. The only reason you will ever have a job in the WWE will be because you are a stooge and will always be one.

Thank god Bill Watts doesn't run the company or he'd be World Champion by now.

 

 

Bradshaw was only cool when he was imatating Stan Hansen and calling himself "Justin Hawk" Bradshaw.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Didn't Steve Blackman smack the piss out of Bradshaw in a airport once before?

[Guest notJames]

Truth be told, I think Jericho's rant was more aimed at getting his heel persona over rather than actually railing against the IWC. If you think about it, most smarks dig his heel schtick more than his babyface work. Hence, he would have to pull something like this in order to get the hardcore fans to boo him.

 

Bradshaw's rant reeks of "I hate you. Now pay attention to me" desparation.

Sorry, Mr. Leyfield. We don't really hate you, we just don't care about you at all.

 

And I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Charisma gave the Hoss a legit airport beating.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Truth be told, I think Jericho's rant was more aimed at getting his heel persona over rather than actually railing against the IWC. If you think about it, most smarks dig his heel schtick more than his babyface work. Hence, he would have to pull something like this in order to get the hardcore fans to boo him.

 

Bradshaw's rant reeks of "I hate you. Now pay attention to me" desparation.

Sorry, Mr. Leyfield. We don't really hate you, we just don't care about you at all.

 

And I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Charisma gave the Hoss a legit airport beating.

I seem to remember Bradshaw was in a fight during the "plane-ride from Hell".

 

I want Bradshaw on SD!

 

Why?

 

So he can try to stiff Brock like his buddy Bob Holly did.

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

Truth be told, I think Jericho's rant was more aimed at getting his heel persona over rather than actually railing against the IWC. If you think about it, most smarks dig his heel schtick more than his babyface work. Hence, he would have to pull something like this in order to get the hardcore fans to boo him.

 

Bradshaw's rant reeks of "I hate you. Now pay attention to me" desparation.

Sorry, Mr. Leyfield. We don't really hate you, we just don't care about you at all.

 

And I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Charisma gave the Hoss a legit airport beating.

Why did Jericho decide to do this sort of thing now as a heel then, when he didn't during his earlier heel runs in WCW and when he first came into WWE? Even during those times, he didn't try to sugarcoat with his commentaries/talk about how negative the internet is(with the way he said it, it sounded like negative ALL THE TIME and never pleased with anything about wrestling) and still said positive things about us(I am keeping in mind though that it was also during the time that Jericho's star was beginning to shine when he arrived in WWE, not in the aftermath and being a defeated man like he is now). Also, we didn't hear things from him like "putting John Cena over" like Jericho was going to retire early from wrestling. I know I'm probably sounding a little anti-Jericho in this thread, but I still care how he's being used in WWE like many of you do, and just hate to think he's caving in to HHH's and WWE's pressure of pissing on him time and time again when obviously, they're the ones screwing him over, not helping him. Not that Jericho's able to do anything about it, though.

 

Now, to get back to the topic of this thread. Bradshaw's rant was very hypocritical and stupid.

[Guest AndrewTS]

While there are a few who try hard to be journalists, there are many who just want to be heard, probably because they are computer-loving geeks who don't have an athletic bone in their bodies and are mad at the world.

Like it or not, this statement is probably accurate based on what I read from a lot of wrestling columnists.

Oh, he has a point in some cases. However, that would make sense if they put down..you know...the athletic wrestlers?

 

Of course, there are lots of ways to be athletic. Like the difference between high-flying athletic or technical-wrestling athletic to hoist-beer-to-mouth athletic.

 

Watch out Nash and Bradshaw, my dad's a comin' for you!

[Guest deadbeater]

Aww, I think Bradshaw wants some ga, er, happy love.

[Guest Nater]

I'd rather be a skinny computer geek than some never-was sloppy-ass wrestler who rapes young men in the shower.

 

That said, grats bradshaw for insulting fans you've never met. I'm glad you are nobody's hero.

[Guest Goodear]

Since obviously you all missed it the first time, let me repeat myself. It's perfectly reasonable for Bradshaw to get on internet smarks who routinely bash him beyond the usual, "I don't think Bradshaw can work" critisim. Hell, did you all think he would see people calling him a rapist and be all, "OH I LOVE THESE PEOPLE!!!" He even goes out of his way to say that he has no problem with the actual reporters of the internet.

[Guest Nater]

So he hates people who know what they like, and they dont like him?

 

He just wants to hate us right back? Fine with me, really. I'm sure it makes him feel better knowing that now its mutual.