SJL Metal Card, March 6th

[Guest crusen86]

SJL Metal Card, Wednesday March 6th

Due: 3pm Wednesday BT

Arena: The Brisbane Entertainment Center, Brisbane, Australia!

Commentators: Axis, Edwin... And back by popular demand, Sacred! Evil.

 

Singles Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

- The infamous Cutthroat makes his debut against the Dark Reaper. Hmm...

- Word Limit: 3000

 

TV Title Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- Although MVS is the current #1 contender, he won't be getting his shot until Metal next week, as he's half dead. Instead, the under appreciated Kojack will get the chance to grab some JL gold.

- Word Limit: 4000

 

Four Corners Match - Send to Suicide King

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Two men are in the ring at once, two men are in corners. Tag format, first fall wins. It should be nice. It's everybody on everyone. Sorry about this lack of variety, but things should start to look up next show.

- Word Limit: 4000

 

SWF Contract Tournament!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum - Send to Zero_Cool

- The JLest oldest head, and the only remaining MLer collide for a shot at SWF glory.

- Word Limit: 5000

 

K-Os vs. Renegade - Send to HVilleThugg

- K-Os had a shock loss at the hand of Low Brass last week, due to a nasty C4 Crunch from Munich, which he cannot be happy about.

- Word Limit: 5000

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx - Send to Suicide King

- Erek managed to retain his title against Ash on Crimson. His reward? A match with the nasty Flexxx guy. But if he wins, he's only one match from the SWF. Can Flexxx upset the ever solid European champion?

- Word Limit: 5000

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

- The leader of XF9 clashes with a former XF9er, Annie Eclectic, now known as the evil... Lady Red. Will Low Brass call on Munich again?

- Word Limit: 5000

 

Note: Ok people, the tag/stables titles are within about three seconds of being retired. There are no teams left, with the exception of XF9, and the Clan if they are interested. So, if you want them to remain, you better come out with some teams pronto.

[Guest Low Brass]

Blarg.  I guess I can write this one.  I'll work some tomorrow, then Monday, then Tuesday... that should work.  Annie, you best have yo stats up tomorrow so as I can give myself a fighting chance.

 

-Low Brass

 

ugh...

[Guest WarMachine]

Bah. These multi-mans are seemingly becoming my own personal gimmick match. Of course I'll still pull out whatever I can.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Payne says he retires from here. Yeah.

 

Singles Match - Send to friarfunk

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

- The Reaper

 

TV Title Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- Brody

 

Four Corners Match - Send to emilvandro

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Weird... Mafia wins

 

SWF Contract Tournament!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum - Send to Zero_Cool

- Ash Ketchum

 

K-Os vs. Renegade - Send to HVilleThugg

- K-Os

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx - Send to emilvandro

- Everyone's gonna predict against me this time. BUT, Erek wouldn't be holding that title if I managed to write a *realistic* match against him in that one Kendo Stick match.

 

*smacks forehead with crowbar... stupid, stupid, stupid!*

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red - Send to friarfunk

- Lady Red... she's on an impressive roll. Even though she needs to reconsider suicide... *cough*

[Guest midnight_burn]

Another wonderific card.

 

Some nice matches, and the tourney o' terror continues. Should be quite a good read.

 

And Crusen, if you want to keep that little ol' Euro title record, just book me against Erek, i'll beat him good and proper. Oh, and since the tag/stables titles seem to be dying, i'll win 'em from those dirty XF9'ers. I'll defend them all the time! And while we're at it, i had to drop the TV title, let me win that back too. Oh yes, and give me the world title as well. Maximum goldage for me.

[Guest Shawn]

SJL Metal Predictions, Wednesday March 6th

 

Singles Match

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

- Please write Reaper

 

TV Title Match

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- Aw... where's my little buddy MVS? Haha.. MVS wrote that part perfectly. I love working with this guy! As for Kojack... see you on Metal.

 

*crosses fingers*

 

Why do I have to be a fighting champ? *grin*

 

(Edit: My match is and in holy crap... lets just say I think I have a good chance of retaining.)

 

Four Corners Match

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Who ever writes... Did NBK/Tom/Mafia write last time?

 

SWF Contract Tournament!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum

- Xero if he writes well...

 

K-Os vs. Renegade

- K-Os! Renegade is in the wrong place at the wring time come Metal.

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx

- Erek squeaks out over Flexxxxxxxxxxxx

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red

- Lady Red! Hmm... I wonder if I have a chance of getting with her since we're hangin togerher... Sorry Erek.

 

The Clan WILL be looking for those Tag/Stables titles if I have to go solo (okay..kidding)! Just wait until the tourney is over and MVS gets his title shot.

[Guest]

Meah, I think this is one of the less better cards. Too too, it dosen't have that thing. Ya know the thing. Keep the tag titles! Make an odd tag team like the Big Show and Tajire. Well, might as well get typing! *Type type type type...

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

I actually think we should change the tag/stable title to just tag team titles, like in the WF.

[Guest TomcatMenias]

I wrote, but my match was craptacular, and my messenger doesn't even show that Munich read my match. Makes me wonder, because it didn't show that he read my extension request, either.

[Guest Kojack]

Singles Match - Send to friarfunk

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

- The Reaper

 

TV Title Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- Finally I get a title shot. No comment but Im going to go all out and this will proably ruin a feud or screw it up.

 

Four Corners Match - Send to emilvandro

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Ced

 

SWF Contract Tournament!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum - Send to Zero_Cool

- Ash Ketchum

 

K-Os vs. Renegade - Send to HVilleThugg

- K-Os

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx - Send to emilvandro

- Flexxx

 

 

 

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red - Send to friarfunk

- LB or LR. Ill pick Lady Red since she needs wins to move up n the rankings.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

The injured, nearly dead Mike Van Siclen picks Metal!

 

Singles Match

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

- Reaper, if you don't write yourself powerbombing this mofo off a scaffold through three flaming tables, I'ma gonna have to kick your ass.  That said, Cutthroat to win.

 

TV Title Match

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- As I ice my ankles, my upper leg, and the back of my head, all of which are pained exceptionally, I watch this match, drop my soda, and clean it up, so I don't know who's gonna win.  However, I'm pulling for Kojack, because upsets rule!

 

Four Corners Match

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Give this one to Ordonez if he writes, Mafia if he doesn't.

 

SWF Contract Tournament!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum

- Wasn't Xero an MLer?  Meh... whatever, Ash takes it.

 

K-Os vs. Renegade

- Oooh!  Oooh!  K-Os K.O.'s Renegade!

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx

- Flexxx!  Flexxxception!  C'mon Flexxx, I want to see the Flexxxclusion!  Flexxx wins.

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red

- The Lady Red Machine... loses.  Brass pulls another one out.  Or maybe not.  I'll shut up, I don't know...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Cutthroat vs Reaper

If Cutthroat wins, I may slit mine. Reaper, please please win.

 

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- Kojack wins and we get to see THE MEGAPOWERS EXPL...er, American Wild Side maim each other

 

Four Corners Match: Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Clusterfrick! Clusterfrick!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum

- Ash Ketchum

 

K-Os vs. Renegade

- K-Os but Gade goes out with a bang.

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx

- Flexxx

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red

- Lady Red...frightens me. Eeek, she wins.

[Guest crusen86]

...So Xero was a MLer. Bah, he was in the JL first.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Yet another edition of JL predictions from beyond the retirement home.

 

Singles Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

- I'll say The Dark Reaper gets the win, but Cutthroat can come close, and both men can surely use this match as an opportunity to get back into some form.

 

TV Title Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- It's hard to look past Brody, he's getting better each and every time. But Kojack certainly has talent, and i wouldn't put a victory behind him. I think Kojack will get gold in the JL sooner or later, but this time the evil Clannie chap should have enough.

 

Four Corners Match - Send to Suicide King

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- Some 4-way fun, anyone could win this. But Mafia's getting back into some strong form, and if he's writing his best he can beat almost anyone in the entire fed. Tomcat, NBK and Ced are capable of winning, but Mafia should win here.

 

SWF Contract Tournament!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum - Send to Zero_Cool

- Two first round losers in the tournament, and one of them will find themselves out with a loss here. Will surely be close, but i think Xero will just have the edge, and move a step closer to an SWF contract.

 

K-Os vs. Renegade - Send to HVilleThugg

- Well with Renegade leaving i guess K-Os gets the win here. So he moves on in the tourney, and could find himself in quite the match if things work out in the next match.

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx - Send to Suicide King

- Two first round winners, and are within one win of the finals. Both are in great form, but Erek should just be too much here, getting the win. But i also hope Flexxx loses, just so we can perhaps see K-Os v Flexxx in the next round. I want to see it and you want to see it. Their best of three series back up to Code Red was brilliant, and they can bring that out again, wirth a spot in the finals on the line. Provided they end up against each other that is.

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

- The Brass monkey, and the evil lady. Should be a dynamite match, but i think little miss clannie will get the duke, and surely has to be favoured to get one of the WF contracts. But anything can happen, and Mr. Brass is very capable of winning this match, and the whole tourney itself.

 

Tag/Stables Titles - Send to midnight_burn (ie me!)

- Just give them to me! Stryke for Tag/Stables champ!

 

Although if the titles are still around whenever i return, i'd gladly become a tag only guy, i can put off any singles aspirations to keep the belts alive. But some of you people that aren't doing anything much should maybe give tag matches a go, they're fun! Fun tag belts for all!

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

The deep red krovvy doth flow O my Brothers and Sisters.....

 

Cutthroat vs Reaper

Cutthroat, I have a knife and an itchy stabbing hand.... Reaper to win

 

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- Clan vs. Bald 70's Detective. Anyone else and I'd take baldie, but no, it's Brody to win. And add a Kevin Smith reference

 

Four Corners Match: Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- two words: Gangland Execution

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum

- Hard call, but random... er... intuition says Ash

 

K-Os vs. Renegade

- K-Os, and we all mourn a little bit at the loss....

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx

- Well, we hate each other, so I have no problem saying FlexXx will lost Plus, I want Erek and me in the finals...

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red

- Ah, but little did I know O my readers, that the ones I called 'Brother' were hatching little planny-wans behind my back. Wanting a new leader, and other such. Yes, my Brothers, The red krovvy came from me that night, but I was already thinking... seeing how I would extract revenge from the traitors.......

 

 

Heh... little carried away there... heh.... no call

 

 

-A.E. or L.R.

[Guest]

I think that the greater deal of you say I won't win because you don't like me. Well if I win, most of you out there will end up eating you hats. I'm not saying that I'm going to win but well...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

::gives Annie a good tolchock::

 

Calm down, missy!  You're starting to scare the natives.  Save the ultraviolence for the ring!

[Guest Renegade]

Time for Renegade's super duper, zany, high octane, wittier than a collection of bob sagets tapes predictions.....um yeah!

 

Singles Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

 

Reaper, no Q's asked.

 

TV Title Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

 

Unless Kojack writes till his fingers bleed, Brody should take this one pretty easily

 

Four Corners Match - Send to Suicide King

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Every man here has some potential, but Mafia takes em all!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum - Send to Zero_Cool

 

This should be a good-un, im thinking Xero should win this.

 

K-Os vs. Renegade - Send to HVilleThugg

 

I write a A grade match and explain that my retierment was one big lie... heh i think not! Not that it matters cause i dont think i could take on the champ anyways.

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx - Send to Suicide King

 

Ohhhhh! To me this seems like the match of the night! I'll say Flexxx though.

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

 

Dancing Monkey vs Scary evil assasin....hmmmm....the wrestler formally known as Annie Eclectic is my pick for this match.

[Guest redbaron51]

3 PM Board Time is what in Pacific Time.

[Guest WarMachine]

3 PM Board Time is what in Pacific Time.

I think that would be 1 PM.

 

Now, prediction time.

 

Singles Match

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

- Please Win Reaper

 

TV Title Match

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

- Brody.

 

Four Corners Match

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

- No prediction

 

SWF Contract Tournament!

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum

- Wild guess says Xero

 

K-Os vs. Renegade

- K-Os

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx

- Erek

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red

- Lady Red

[Guest ErekT2k]

Predictions from me! YAY!

 

Singles Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper

 

- Cutthroat!!! You might be thinking I'm crazy but hey, cut the guy some slack. Besides, I haven't seen Reaper on lately so I'm guessing Cutthroat will win with a 200 word match!

 

TV Title Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Shawn Brody © vs. Kojack

 

- Brody says he's confident. I say he's overconfident. I'll root for Kojack, but something tells me that the Clan has definetly recruited Brody for a reason. And that reason, I have no idea what the reason is. Maybe Brody will tell us.

 

Four Corners Match - Send to Suicide King

Mafia vs. Thomas "TomCat" Menias vs. NBK Josh  Tupper vs. Ced Ordonez

 

NBK, TomCat, and Ced, I haven't seen yet. I don't know that much about them so I'll say Mafia to win.

 

Xero vs. Ash Ketchum - Send to Zero_Cool

 

- I see Xero as the veteran who's too proud to hang up his shoes. So, I'll root for XF9 and say GO ASH! Actually, this could go either way.

 

K-Os vs. Renegade - Send to HVilleThugg

 

- K-Os will win with a craptacular match! I know because Renegade retired already! Whoo! He smells! Actually, I don't wanna say goodbye to R because I know he'll be back. I'll save the goodbyes for later.

 

Erek Taylor vs. Flexxx - Send to Suicide King

 

- I love proving people wrong. Plus, I wanna get that bye so much! Imma write my ass off here.

 

Low Brass vs. Lady Red - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

 

- Surprisingly, the four guys who were expected to be the winners of last week's tournament turned out to be losers! And the losers of the predictions turned out to be winners! Oh what life can bring you. So many surprises. I'm not sure Brass is gonna write or not but if he writes, I'm gonna toss it up. Since Brass said he wouldn't write, obviously my vote goes to Lady Red. She deserves a bye as well.

 

 

"So says the Kung Pao Chicken!!"

[Guest Low Brass]

I never said I wouldn't write.  I just said I didn't want to, and that it'd be hard to find the time, but I kinda have to force myself to find the time, considering the nature of the tournament and THE WINNERS GET WF CONTRACTS.

 

... why the hell wouldn't I write?

 

+Low Brass is confused+

 

-Low Brass

 

ugh...

[Guest]

Hey Erek! I have a feeling Reaper is going to no-show, but I'm going to win with a 4,016 word macth! Just lke the one I wrote! And good luck to the guys who are trying to get the WF contract. (Yes my match is 4,016 words) Damn! Erek posted a promo! Now I need to wait to post mine. Thats not a bad thing, thats a good thing!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Dude, if your match is really 4,016 words, then it's going to get disqualified.

 

Look at the card, under your match's description, where is says "WORD LIMIT: 3000."

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Yeah, Pete's got a point, Cutthroat.  It doesn't matter if your opponent shows or not: you've got to stick to your word limit.  That's why they're there in the first place.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Well, just to be a little off topic here, but I think people should check out the newest JLer's stats, 'Deathwish' Danny Williams. I hope he reads this because I never thought anyone could be impressive with their stat sheet. Until now. I seriously hope this person writes because I think we might have a dominant force coming through.

 

Just.... wait till *after* I get bumped, OK?

 

-Annie E

[Guest]

Alright, now my match is 2,998 words. But still I bet that The Reaper will no show. If he never resonded to this thread then he isn't here, there-fore he will no show. So the most of you people will be eating you hats for a late night snack.

 

And as for "Lady Red", she apprently never looked at my stats. =( And a few other people's. There are a few people out the that have really good stats.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

"Deathwish" Danny Williams!?

 

To clear any future confusion, yes, Dan Williams is my real-life name, and no, I did not make that character. It's probably another Danny Williams

[Guest Low Brass]

Blarg @ you all.

 

Nobody's confusing you with the noob, Flexxx.  Stop patronizing yourself.

 

Butthroat, shut the hell up.  Think before you speak.  Just because he didn't post doesn't mean he's not here.  He may no-show, he may not.  I've, at time, gone days without posting.  Nobody questions whether I'm going to show or not.  Pay attentiont to this place.  "Word Limit" is big and fat at the bottom of the matches.  Don't go over it, hence the term, "limit.  Please just stop being an idiot.

 

Also, I'm going to be no-showing this show.  (if you say anything about this Cutthroat regarding that last paragraph and this one, I'll kill you).  I had just requested not to be booked on Metals just before the tournament.  But since the tournament is special, I'm still booked.  I tried to write, but I literally had no time at all.  If you want some kind of detailed explanation you're not getting it, unless you're CC, or unless I ramble on in chat.  I was going to write on Sunday all day and whatnot, but Annie didn't get her stats up till late.  So I blame you Annie.

 

So I'll have a 3rd round match, which I will be writing for, and if I win and make it to the finals, then whoever I'm fighting better have their new stats up (if any) in time so that I can write on Sunday and actually get a f'ing fair chance in this tourney.

 

-Low Brass

 

ugh... motha fugga

[Guest Shawn]

You wanna talk about impressive stats? Go check out "The Superior One" Tom Flesher! If stats are any indicator to matches, (and yes they are) then we should all keep an eye out lest he snatches our belts.