Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted November 6, 2002 Report Posted November 6, 2002 SJL Wrath for November 10, 2002 Due Date: Sunday at 3 PM EST Send To: crusen86 Location: The Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas! ******* SPECIAL PRE-SHOW MATCH PIMP SLAP ON A POLE MATCH Silent vs. Crowe Well, Silent's a retired WF'er who hates anything that's not a Japanese girl, and Crowe is a stupid fucking bird from Australia who smokes too much and hangs around SWF chat for no good reason. Silent used his incredible deductive powers to realize that Crowe is NOT a Japanese girl, and upon discovering this, decided to challenge him to a match Rules: A foam hand is on a pole. First person to remove the hand from the pole and hit their opponent in the face with it is the winner. Also, there will be a two minute break every four minutes so Crowe and Silent can smoke some pure Australian hash. It IS Crowe, after all. Word Count: Whatever you guys want Send To: TheBostonStrangler SINGLES MATCH James Morin vs. Christian Fury Christian Fury hasn't been showing up lately, and this surprisingly has affected the quality of his matches. Morin gets an opportunity to move up a step while Fury gets perhaps his last opportunity in the SJL. Rules: Standard singles match. DQ/Countout in effect. If Fury no-shows, and wasn't in combat over the last few weeks, you can kiss him goodbye. Word Count: 3000 Send To: realitycheck SINGLES MATCH Jack the Ripper vs. Dace Night Dace impressed with a victory over Logan on Metal, while Jack continued his improvement, picking up a win with Ejiro against Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous. Now, the technically sound Brit takes on the sadistic, evil, cane-toting Brit. Who will survive? This English battle is sure to be a fun one. Rules: Straight singles match. DQ/Countout in effect. Word count: 3500 Send to: Tod deKindes WALLET CHAIN FROM HELL MATCH SJL WORLD TITLE MATCH Matt Myers© vs. Mike Van Siclen Special Guest Referee: Judge Mental Matt Myers pulled off a big upset on Crimson when he defeated Judge for the SJL title, taking the belt from the seemingly unbeatable Mental. Meanwhile, Mike Van Siclen is finally getting his wish. With the belt off of Mental, MVS has his latest and best opportunity to finally seize the SJL World Title, the biggest prize in the game. However, a VERY pissed off Judge Mental will be there, in the ring. I get the feeling that with MVS getting a title shot before him, Myers taking his title, and another #1 Contender to challenge him, Mental won't be in the best of moods. What will this mean for the two competitors in this match? Only God knows... Rules: The two men will be attached to a ten-foot long chain at the wrist, like a strap match. However, the chain will be the thickness and strength of a wallet chain. This chain is, and probably will be, broken. What's the point then, you ask? Not my stip, not my problem. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: TheBostonStrangler
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted November 6, 2002 Report Posted November 6, 2002 Uhm... excuse me oh great Boston bookerman, but I recall in chat that you slated me to face Cardboard Fury. And now I'm not even on the card. Misunderstanding?
Guest Kibagami Posted November 6, 2002 Report Posted November 6, 2002 This is going to be the best match ever. That will be all from me. S.
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted November 6, 2002 Report Posted November 6, 2002 Uh. Small typo there, it's actually called the "Wallet Chain From Hell" not "Hell On a Wallet Chain". That is all.
Guest Powerplay Posted November 6, 2002 Report Posted November 6, 2002 The most solid card in a long time, guys. A lot of people have chances to move up (That #1 Contenders bout has some of the best talent in the whole SJL). Good luck, people, and write good matches!
Guest Goodear Posted November 6, 2002 Report Posted November 6, 2002 Look at me, I call opening PROMOOOOOOOO! YAY!
Guest Longdogger_Pete Posted November 6, 2002 Report Posted November 6, 2002 Um... excuse me? I believe this is three times I've asked now... WHY HAVEN'T I MARKED A MATCH IN A MONTH?
Guest hhh6294 Posted November 6, 2002 Report Posted November 6, 2002 LDP... it's because you suck... ...ppl hate you... ...you can't wirte... ...or just bceause the JLCC fears talent
Guest Tod deKindes Posted November 7, 2002 Report Posted November 7, 2002 ...you can't wirte... You wanna rephrase that? Tod "knock-knock. Who's there? Why, it's Irony!" deKindes.
Guest hhh6294 Posted November 8, 2002 Report Posted November 8, 2002 pfft... I no-sell Irony just like I no-sell gay sex. 'sides my good German funkster... it was a joke. you know... jokes... like what HSJ's carreer is...
Guest Tod deKindes Posted November 8, 2002 Report Posted November 8, 2002 Keep up with the storylines, Jacko. Tod admitted to not actually being german.
Guest hhh6294 Posted November 8, 2002 Report Posted November 8, 2002 Storylines are for non-retired folk... I just like to guess rock on, Tod dude.
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted November 8, 2002 Report Posted November 8, 2002 Pete: I've just gotten into the habit of using the same people again and again. Next time I'm making a card, you'll be a marker. To be honest, I thought you weren't even involved with the league anymore. But duly noted. You'll be on my next card.
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