SJL Wrath Card (11/10)

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

SJL Wrath for November 10, 2002

Due Date: Sunday at 3 PM EST

Send To: crusen86

Location: The Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas!

 

 

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SPECIAL PRE-SHOW MATCH

PIMP SLAP ON A POLE MATCH

Silent vs. Crowe

 

Well, Silent's a retired WF'er who hates anything that's not a Japanese girl, and Crowe is a stupid fucking bird from Australia who smokes too much and hangs around SWF chat for no good reason. Silent used his incredible deductive powers to realize that Crowe is NOT a Japanese girl, and upon discovering this, decided to challenge him to a match

Rules: A foam hand is on a pole. First person to remove the hand from the pole and hit their opponent in the face with it is the winner. Also, there will be a two minute break every four minutes so Crowe and Silent can smoke some pure Australian hash. It IS Crowe, after all.

Word Count: Whatever you guys want

Send To: TheBostonStrangler

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

James Morin vs. Christian Fury

 

Christian Fury hasn't been showing up lately, and this surprisingly has affected the quality of his matches. Morin gets an opportunity to move up a step while Fury gets perhaps his last opportunity in the SJL.

Rules: Standard singles match. DQ/Countout in effect. If Fury no-shows, and wasn't in combat over the last few weeks, you can kiss him goodbye.

Word Count: 3000

Send To: realitycheck

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. Dace Night

 

Dace impressed with a victory over Logan on Metal, while Jack continued his improvement, picking up a win with Ejiro against Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous. Now, the technically sound Brit takes on the sadistic, evil, cane-toting Brit. Who will survive? This English battle is sure to be a fun one.

Rules: Straight singles match. DQ/Countout in effect.

Word count: 3500

Send to: Tod deKindes

 

WALLET CHAIN FROM HELL MATCH

SJL WORLD TITLE MATCH

Matt Myers© vs. Mike Van Siclen

Special Guest Referee: Judge Mental

 

Matt Myers pulled off a big upset on Crimson when he defeated Judge for the SJL title, taking the belt from the seemingly unbeatable Mental. Meanwhile, Mike Van Siclen is finally getting his wish. With the belt off of Mental, MVS has his latest and best opportunity to finally seize the SJL World Title, the biggest prize in the game. However, a VERY pissed off Judge Mental will be there, in the ring. I get the feeling that with MVS getting a title shot before him, Myers taking his title, and another #1 Contender to challenge him, Mental won't be in the best of moods. What will this mean for the two competitors in this match? Only God knows...

Rules: The two men will be attached to a ten-foot long chain at the wrist, like a strap match. However, the chain will be the thickness and strength of a wallet chain. This chain is, and probably will be, broken. What's the point then, you ask? Not my stip, not my problem.

Word Limit: 6000

Send To: TheBostonStrangler

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Uhm... excuse me oh great Boston bookerman, but I recall in chat that you slated me to face Cardboard Fury.

 

And now I'm not even on the card.

 

Misunderstanding?

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Being fixed now.

[Guest Kibagami]

This is going to be the best match ever.

 

That will be all from me.

 

S.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Uh. Small typo there, it's actually called the "Wallet Chain From Hell" not "Hell On a Wallet Chain".

 

That is all.

[Guest Powerplay]

The most solid card in a long time, guys. A lot of people have chances to move up (That #1 Contenders bout has some of the best talent in the whole SJL). Good luck, people, and write good matches!

[Guest Goodear]

Look at me, I call opening PROMOOOOOOOO! YAY!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Um... excuse me? I believe this is three times I've asked now...

 

WHY HAVEN'T I MARKED A MATCH IN A MONTH?

[Guest hhh6294]

LDP... it's because you suck...

 

 

...ppl hate you...

 

 

...you can't wirte...

 

 

...or just bceause the JLCC fears talent

[Guest Tod deKindes]

...you can't wirte...

You wanna rephrase that?

 

Tod "knock-knock. Who's there? Why, it's Irony!" deKindes.

[Guest hhh6294]

pfft...

 

 

I no-sell Irony just like I no-sell gay sex.

 

 

'sides my good German funkster... it was a joke. you know... jokes... like what HSJ's carreer is...

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Keep up with the storylines, Jacko.

 

Tod admitted to not actually being german.

[Guest hhh6294]

Storylines are for non-retired folk... I just like to guess

 

 

 

rock on, Tod dude.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Pete: I've just gotten into the habit of using the same people again and again. Next time I'm making a card, you'll be a marker. To be honest, I thought you weren't even involved with the league anymore. But duly noted. You'll be on my next card.