Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2002 [We fade into Leon Sharpe sitting in his den, wearing a knee-brace and an elephant button.] Leon Sharpe - Hello SJL. I want to give you an election day messege. [sharpe drinks down some water.] Leon Sharpe - I am still gone from SJL. I strained my knee and the doctors decided that I couldn't wrestle. So, I went on a different route. [sharpe holds up a picture of himself carrying a "Vote Raczkowski" sign.] Leon Sharpe - I campaigned for the Republican party in Michigan. [sharpe smirks.] Leon Sharpe - But why Leon, why? [sharpe laughs.] Leon Sharpe - Because, due to the sales I have made in t-shirts and wrestling, I am rich. If I vote for a Democrat, then I am just encouraging them to take my money. You see, the US Government has no right to tax my income. The Income Tax is a bastard spawn from hell to me. [sharpe nods.] Leon Sharpe - I hear that Congressman Levin, Senator Levin and Mr. Granholm are winning big time. This disappoints me. You see, you idiots in Detroit are ruining everything. If I wanted to be associated with morons like you all, I'd vote for the Welfare party more often. [sharpe cracks his knuckles.] Leon Sharpe - I have only voted for the Democrats three times. I voted for some guy once, I voted for the other guy and I voted for Geoffrey Fieger for the hell of it. [sharpe laughs.] Leon Sharpe - Now, as for my return. They want to say it will be in December or January. Nothing is for sure. But, keep on your feet. [sharpe smiles as we fade to black.] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Powerplay Report post Posted November 6, 2002 ....and I voted for Geoffrey Fieger for the hell of it. That quote is pure fucking gold. Granholm is a WOMAN, but the Republicans make the Mr. Joke a lot. Great promo, and GET THE HELL BACK, MAN! I miss your promos. They were always hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
