Scary ass things....

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

This is a log of a /msg I got while cruising around IRC. Why this subject came up, I don't know. But Strangler, be afraid, he's in Boston. This is too funny. Be glad y'all aren't women....

 

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(11:25pm) (BostonRob) you into real?

<Annie_UO> real.... ?

(11:26pm) (BostonRob) sex...you into real meets? I pay top dollar in boston area.

<Annie_UO> uh, wow. um, sorry no

<Annie_UO> lol

(11:27pm) (BostonRob) Heh.

<Annie_UO> I'm a) taken and b) a lesbian so I guess that wouldn't work really, heh

(11:28pm) (BostonRob) we a) wouldn't have tell her(or bring her along) and b) I love Lesbians

<Annie_UO> uh... thanks but no. I mean, that kinda weirds me out.

(11:29pm) (BostonRob) Hehe. perfect. Are you attractive?

(11:31pm) (BostonRob) I have two lesbians at my gym...they're hot. It's so hot to think of what they must do together.

<Annie_UO> you... do realize I'm laughing at you right now... right?

(11:32pm) (BostonRob) ummm...at me or with me? )

<Annie_UO> whatever you want to think

(11:34pm) (BostonRob) are most lesbians into anal at all?

<Annie_UO> um, in my own experience not really

<Annie_UO> I've heard of -some- so I'd guess it's not impossible

(11:35pm) (BostonRob) how much experience do you have?

<Annie_UO> I have my own experience thanks. My love life should be a sitcom, not a porn, trust me

(11:37pm) (BostonRob) mmm...sitcom's are pg at worst....doesn't sound like much fun

<Annie_UO> well, no, I'm not saying a sitcom due to lack of content, but it's just... well funny

(11:38pm) (BostonRob) I'm laughing

<Annie_UO> a woman left me for a man once, then a week later he came out of the closet as being gay

<Annie_UO> that sort of thing

(11:39pm) (BostonRob) Jesus

<Annie_UO> yeah, I have that kind of luck

 

 

the guy seems to have gone quiet, I think he realizes that, oh I dunno, I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE.

 

 

...in all my net and IRC experience, which is a good 8 years running now, I've -NEVER- been propositioned like that. And hopefully never will.

 

-Annie

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

I think this is the same guy, only different. Note the fact that this time I was prepared for it....

 

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(11:43pm) (BOSTman) hi

<Annie_UO> hi

(11:45pm) (BOSTman) how are you

<Annie_UO> not too bad

(11:46pm) (BOSTman) where are you from

<Annie_UO> eating dry cereal cause SOMEONE took all the milk....

<Annie_UO> I'm in Moncton, NB, Canada

<Annie_UO> it's a city.... really....

(11:46pm) (BOSTman) I know

(11:46pm) (BOSTman) I am in Boston

(11:46pm) (BOSTman) m/51

<Annie_UO> I assumed

<Annie_UO> from the BOST

(11:47pm) (BOSTman) yeah

(11:47pm) (BOSTman) how old are you

<Annie_UO> f/65

<Annie_UO> do you play Ultima Online?

<Annie_UO> It's the bees knees

(11:47pm) (BOSTman) no

(11:47pm) (BOSTman) what is it

<Annie_UO> It's this game where you adventure out in this midieval world. I tame all these monsters... my granddaughter got me into it

<Annie_UO> it's quite neat

(11:48pm) (BOSTman) how do you get into it

<Annie_UO> well, you buy the game (my little Nancy was soo sweet she bought it for me, but I think it's around $20.00)

<Annie_UO> and then install it, and if you have the internet, it logs you on automatically, then you play

(11:50pm) (BOSTman) is it fun

<Annie_UO> yes it is, plus taming fictional monsters is easier on my arthritis than knitting socks

(11:50pm) (BOSTman) true

(11:52pm) (BOSTman) been doing it long?

<Annie_UO> oh, about six days now

<Annie_UO> I was against learning all this online shenanegans, but it really is fun

<Annie_UO> plus I get to meet all my friends from the Satanic Sacrifice Guild

<Annie_UO> they're such sweet people

(11:53pm) (BOSTman) what is that

<Annie_UO> its a guild in the game, they like to find goats online and sacrifice them for the lord on mighty Cthulu

<Annie_UO> Amneptop, the leader was so nice, he gave me some extra gold just to not wear my armor.

<Annie_UO> I'm a mage, so it wasn't that big of a deal

(11:54pm) (BOSTman) counds confusing

<Annie_UO> it was at first but you get used to it

<Annie_UO> we're all going to get together someday and try it for real. I'm pretty certain you cant gain fireball spells from goats in real life, but hey, worth a shot

<Annie_UO> all these young people around me make me feel kind of young again myself

 

 

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heh he went quiet again

 

-Annie

[Guest realitycheck]

(11:47pm) (BOSTman) yeah

(11:47pm) (BOSTman) how old are you

<Annie_UO> f/65

Blahahahahaha.

 

Neither of you make convincing old people, you know that?

 

-Z

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

yeah, but I wasn't trying

 

so, sooo great.

 

-Annie

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Silly Annie, don't you know Undernet is the root of all that is evil?

[Guest chirs3]

(11:47pm) (BOSTman) how old are you

<Annie_UO> f/65

<Annie_UO> do you play Ultima Online?

<Annie_UO> It's the bees knees

 

Classic.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Or, you know... you... um... could... try...

 

you know...

 

see, there is this thing called

 

USING THE IGNORE FOR FUCKING CHRISSAKE~!

 

::sigh:: ... if someone is a total brainless, spineless fucktard, that is why you don't carry a meaningless online conversation with them. And you should know better.

 

That is all.

[Guest Kibagami]

Flexxx, there is a thing called a 'chat prank'.

 

Learn to love it.

 

S.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

But Silent, chat pranks are no fun for me unless the idiot is a racist, religious fanatic or other self-righteous/ignorant asshole.

 

Those two guys just wanted to get action from someone who lives a hundred or thousand miles away from them. On the internet.

 

Too pathetic, too easy to rip apart.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Annie's Canadian? You should have said so woman.

 

Just look at Jay Dawg and his endless hardcore title reign...I'll push anything that's Canadian. If too many people quit, I'd give the heavweight title to my Canadian made lawnmower.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I'm an Asian Canadian...bah, can't say that with a straight face.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Stubb, I'm Canadien-Français.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Hey, I've heard of Canadia, yet I was never pushed...

 

Oh, and nice chat prank-age, Annie. And nice use of one of my favorite phrases, "bees knees."

 

GONZALES WAS SAD THAT KAIJU DIDN'T INVADE RAW IN BOSTON!!!!

 

NOW TESTIFY!!!!!!!

[Guest Ace309]

I'm from Buffalo, so I'm basically from Tronnah. Does that count?

[Guest crusen86]

Dal net is worse.

[Guest Kibagami]

You know what'd be scarier?

 

If Annie really was 65.

 

S.