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The One and Only Pathetic Whining Bitch Thread

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
That could be your catchphrase.

It is my catchphrase.

 

That and "indeed"

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Drinks with CWM....Sorry but I drink Bud Light, I know chick beer

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Guest Flyboy

*refrains from making pervert comments*

 

Mountain Dew... CODE RED~!

 

Stirred, of course.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Flyboy I said open bar, not open legs. And besides, I'm taken. And Code Red. C'mon you need a drink, which do you want a Sex on the Beach or a Screaming Orgasm?

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Guest godthedog

i can make a mean screaming orgasm. at least that's what the hopelessly drunk girls were telling me at the party i made drinks for last weekend. then one of them started to make out with me, less than an hour after giving another guy head and...must...block...memory...out...

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Guest Flyboy

... I forgot god was the one with SEMEN~! in his mouth.

 

A man's SEMEN~!, BAH GAWD.

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Guest Ravenbomb

I never got a hot dog! What about me?! What about Raven(bomb)?! I never got a pony! What about me?! What about Raven(bomb)!? I was made miserable from 2nd grade to 8th grade! What about me?! What about Raven(bomb)?! I only got 17 out of 25 on the extra credit test in math, and was 2 away from getting the highest score in the teachers classes! What about me?! What about Raven(bomb)!?

 

 

Ok, I'm done. No more whining.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Semen

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Guest Flyboy
POSSIBLY semen, dammit. i can't say for sure either way. big difference.

Just go with semen.

 

It'll go big... trust me.

 

:o <---- That could be your avatar!

 

Your sub-title would be: "All Welcome To Cum".

 

Ratings, babyee!

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Guest godthedog
POSSIBLY semen, dammit.  i can't say for sure either way.  big difference.

Just go with semen.

 

It'll go big... trust me.

 

:o <---- That could be your avatar!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

that's 2 all-caps you got.

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Guest BaldFish
A man's SEMEN~!, BAH GAWD.

As opposed to a woman's semen?

 

Methinks you need a biology refresher.

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