The Unofficial Smarkie Awards

[Guest alfdogg]

Vote.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Metal Ed. He's the man, nuff said

[Guest bob_barron]

Metal Ed- how can you not like a guy with a rockbox?

[Guest Sandman9000]

Metal Ed in a walk.

[Guest treble charged]

I'm partial to a certain someone's biggest fan...

[Guest crandamaniac]

I'm partial to a certain someone's biggest fan...

But SKBF isn't even in this poll, and he doesn't have much of a gimmick either

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You nominees are lucky I wasn't allowed to create the alter-ego I wanted...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

No one was stopping you. Metal Ed was the penultimate gimmick poster, and no one could even hope to top him.

 

Anyway, I voted Metal Ed, but I'm at a loss as to how TMO has gotten so many votes. I find it very suspicious.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I like two of these guys very much and Metal Ed of course rocks.

 

hhhruls was ghey though.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No one was stopping you.

No, I was seriously getting heat from the mods about it, so I just decided I'd spare myself the trouble and not do it.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

No one was stopping you. Metal Ed was the penultimate gimmick poster, and no one could even hope to top him.

 

Anyway, I voted Metal Ed, but I'm at a loss as to how TMO has gotten so many votes. I find it very suspicious.

Suspicious? why? I voted for Tim Moysey's Biggest Fan.

[Guest Incandenza]

As I type this, TMO is beating Metal Ed. The only possible explanation is that certain someone(s) are stuffing the ballot box.

 

...what's that? I don't see how unethical voting practices led me to winning TSM Survivor.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

If your accusing me your dead wrong. TMO has fans.

[Guest midnight_burn]

I'll have to go with Metal Ed.

[Guest Incandenza]

I've never seen TMO operate outside of his recent reports on the board. What have I been missing?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He did a good bit of stuff in the OAOAST.

[Guest hhhruls]

shut up cwm im not gey tmo is the most ey gimk postr evr and so is faln angl im just glad JINGES nevr did a gimck postr cuz it wud hav ben the wurst evr.

[Guest alfdogg]

Wow, someone else actually voted for hhhruls. I didn't expect that.

[Guest treble charged]

My biggest fan is losing. I wish I had taken the time to create 37 other screen names so I could stuff the ballot box, too.

[Guest Flyboy]

Guy Stokes.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Pop Culture God.

 

He was only supposed to last a week. I'd be an asshole with him, lose himgo back to being Zsasz. Never gave him a sig, or a banner or a custom avatar. I went to the WWE folder and began arguing against every smark position I could find. I supported the big men, called Eddy and Benoit overrated, and basically went out of my way to make the other posters look like overbearing hypocrites. However, the problem was, I was subtle enough with it, that I only came off as a non-conformist, arrogant, asshole. It wasn't until I decided to kill him off with the infamous TRIPLE H SUSPENDED Thread, that I got some flames. Before that, the character just wasn't flagrant enough to catch anyone's eye.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I'm looking, but I'm not finding The Cheat~!

[Guest alfdogg]

That's what "Other" is there for.

 

I was unfamiliar with The Cheat~!, and neither one of the others nominated him.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Metal Ed. No contest.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Where is the one who is not Punk Princess?

[Guest alfdogg]

Voting is over.