You Gotta Love Jim Ross...

[Guest Nevermortal]

SmackDown! highlights include the great work done by the Guerreros, Edge & Rey, Angle & Chris Benoit, Matt Hardy's new persona, John Cena's development, Brock Lesnar's slow evolution as a fan favorite allowing our fans to make the final decision much like Stone Cold a few years ago, Albert's improvement and the exciting cruiserweights. As we have discussed before, we are in the process of building new main-event-level Superstars, with several deserving talents being provided excellent opportunities to advance. Your guess as to who will make it to the next level is as good as mine, but I can say, without a doubt, that the shelves are not empty. Next year looks to be a breakout year for many young talents. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

 

Hee hee....

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Every week.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Uhm, when was the last time Albert had a ** match?

 

Jim....sit down.

[Guest CanadianChick]

To put Albert in the same catergory as the others is odd, seeing that everyone else is working Smackdown and Albert is on velocity. Why would Ross even mention Albert with what made Smackdown good when he wasn't even on Smackdown? Odd, very odd.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Jim Ross is obviously a gay man with a hairy fat guy fetish.

[Guest teke184]

Jim needs to work out all this Hoss-tile tendencies because this is getting ridiculous. Anyone think he'd attempt suicide if Albert, Bradshaw, and Undertaker all got released?

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

At least there was no mention of Bull Buchanan this week!

[Guest Nevermortal]

At least there was no mention of Bull Buchanan this week!

Whatever happened to Bull anyway?

 

Did he go to Hoss Heaven?

[Guest D'Lo White]

He always has to get a Albert mention in, even if it don't belong and is false. I find it quite amusing.

 

I hear JR is a Sooners football fan because he likes football, is from Oklahoma, and cause Albert has a hairy back.

[Guest teke184]

Bull is in Purgatory, aka OVW. He's there until creative has something for him to do... which will be never unless the Truth Commission is brought in to relive that 1997 Gang Warz greatness.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You gotta love Jim Ross...

 

Why?

[Guest CanadianChick]

You gotta love Jim Ross...

 

Why?

Because he provides us with entertainment with his inane comments.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You gotta love Jim Ross...

 

Why?

Because he provides us with entertainment with his inane comments.

No it's a Bobby Heenan referance. See, whenever Gorilla or Haynes would say something like: "You gotta love the Bushwackers!" he would say "Why?"

 

It was pretty funny.

[Guest CanadianChick]

You gotta love Jim Ross...

 

Why?

Because he provides us with entertainment with his inane comments.

No it's a Bobby Heenan referance. See, whenever Gorilla or Haynes would say something like: "You gotta love the Bushwackers!" he would say "Why?"

 

It was pretty funny.

He did that at the gimmick battle royal at Wrestlemania too. mean Gene said "You gotta love that Doink!". And, in classic Heenan, his responce was "Why?"

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You gotta love Jim Ross...

 

Why?

Because he provides us with entertainment with his inane comments.

No it's a Bobby Heenan referance. See, whenever Gorilla or Haynes would say something like: "You gotta love the Bushwackers!" he would say "Why?"

 

It was pretty funny.

He did that at the gimmick battle royal at Wrestlemania too. mean Gene said "You gotta love that Doink!". And, in classic Heenan, his responce was "Why?"

My all-time favorite Heenan-ism:

 

 

Heenan: "You know, Hulk Hogan is my second favor ite wrestler."

 

Gorilla: "Who's your favorite?"

 

Heenan: "All the rest are tied."

 

 

- Whenever I had a teacher I hated in H.S. I would use that line on them. They never saw it coming.

[Guest CanadianChick]

i remember that! Gotta love Heenan...

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I don't know what I'd do without my weekly Albert workrate update.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I don't know what I'd do without my weekly Albert workrate update.

You'd wither and die, clutching at your body hair.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Gotta love Heenan...

 

Why?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Guest Trivia247]

well he needs to Name drop, Albert needs all the help he can get...Why doesn't he do the same for Haku I tells ya? Whats the matter with the Samoan Afro Puff HOSS?

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

Kind of off topic but Nevermortal where did you get that picture in your signature? Did Red work a dark match or somthing?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Kind of off topic but Nevermortal where did you get that picture in your signature? Did Red work a dark match or somthing?

It was taken backstage at the 3/30 Ring of Honor show which had Red/Eddie G vs. The SATs for the Main Event.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

That's odd, because Eddie wasn't IC champion on March 30th.

[Guest Nevermortal]

That's odd, because Eddie wasn't IC champion on March 30th.

Excuse me, I'm wrong...it was April 27th.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Albert vs. Brock Lesnar @ Dec. PPV

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Albert vs. Brock Lesnar @ Dec. PPV

...that would mean they'd either demote the WWE TItle to Velocity or promote Albert back up to Smackdown.

 

I personally don't want to see Albert again till he puts a shirt back on.

 

Hell, I'm about as hairy as he is and even *I* reallize few want to see that.

[Guest bradolson]

Hey JR - Oklahoma lost!!!!

 

BOOMER SOONER my ass!!!

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Was that at all needed? Aside from being pretty moronic

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

JR will probably go nuts on Monday night over the slightest stupid thing. It could be ugly..

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

I hope JR gets over it. Jeez I go to the f'n school and even I don't give a damn.....it's just a football game. It's not life or death like oh say...a wrestling match.