The One and Only Velocidential Thread

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Albert = 2002's answer to Bastion Booger.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

BROOD ANTHOLOGY COMMERCIAL!

 

*Spits "Weird Red Substance" at people.*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Man I would hate to be one of those jobbers in the first place, but to be a jobber that has to job to Albert is just a sad existence.

[Guest BifEverchad]

man, they need to release Albert, STAT!

[Guest COCOPUFFS]

this show has flat out sucked tonight

[Guest Nevermortal]

...damnit Albert...you're giving us hairy bodied bald guys a bad name.

 

PUT ON A SHIRT ALREADY!

I think when JR cited his "improvement" in the Ross Report, he meant "Body Hair Growth".

[Guest CanadianChick]

man, they need to release Albert, STAT!

But Ross said that he is one of the highlights on Smackdown(even though he wasn't actually on it)!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I guess they think that if Albert has a bunch of squash matches that we'll all of the sudden start looking at him as a monster?

[Guest BifEverchad]

man, they need to release Albert, STAT!

But Ross said that he is one of the highlights on Smackdown(even though he wasn't actually on it)!

Yeah, he also mentioned an entertaining Cruiserweight Division, a Raven push, and elavation for new stars once upon a time as well...

 

Urrrrgggh JR'

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Heyman mentioned the Rock match twice. He said a match with the Rock and the title match at SummerSlam.

[Guest razazteca]

send Albert to WWA!!!!

 

wow Brock can sell that leg great

[Guest BifEverchad]

I LOVED that promo with Heyman rippin' on Lesnar. It made tons of sense. He is a genius when it coems to production and promos and shit. Although, they have to get Brock to talk a little bit more...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Why did they stop using that big version of the Undisputed/WWE Title? It looks like they went back to the one they gave HHH instead of the bigger more shiny version The Rock used.

[Guest razazteca]

if Brock cannot use the F-5, due to the back injury, will he use the Shooting Star Press or go NCAA collegiate on the Big Show?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Heyman mentioned the Rock match twice. He said a match with the Rock and the title match at SummerSlam.

Well, it WAS the highlight of Lesnar's career thus far.

 

Unless you count the E-Fed I borrowed him for, where he beat the newly signed Steve Austin in a PPV match.

[Guest razazteca]

HHH must have the better looking belt

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why did they stop using that big version of the Undisputed/WWE Title? It looks like they went back to the one they gave HHH instead of the bigger more shiny version The Rock used.

They didn't.

 

the one that HHH was given to replace the 2 belts had the old WWF logo on it.

 

I believe this one still has the WWE logo on it.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

It looks like the smaller one though. Oh well it might just be me.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Chuck Palumbo & Funaki = A Team for the Ages

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Did the WWE finally fire Billy Gunn???

[Guest AM The Kid]

Has Confidential started yet?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Did the WWE finally fire Billy Gunn???

He has a shoulder injury.

[Guest BifEverchad]

Funaki & Chuck Palumbo vs Ron Simmons & D-Von?

 

Since when did the pull names out of a hat and call it a tag match?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Has Confidential started yet?

No not yet.

 

We're being treated with a scentilating D'Von/Simmons vs. Chuck/Funaki

[Guest razazteca]

send Chuck Palumbo to WWA

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aaah Funaki...I wish they'd give him a bigger push.

 

Hell, they gave Koko B. Ware a push when they didn't even HAVE Cruiserweight divisions

[Guest razazteca]

Simmons "do that Mr Miagi Karate Kid stuff for me"

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Another thought...if Ron Simmons ever comes out for singles action...will he come out to his old WCW theme? His short lived Face solo theme? His old Faarooq Asad theme?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Funaki could do a Karate Kid gimmick. He could break blocks of ice and hang out with a funny little old asian guy.

[Guest razazteca]

Koko B Ware had a great Brain Buster and was ok in tag teams.