OAOAST IntenseZone - 11/11/02

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

All the OaOast wrestlers surround the ring, as Bill Watts stands in the middle.

 

BILL

As you all may know, today is Veteran's Day. In honor of the brave men and women who died in service to our country, we shall have a 10 bell salute

 

 

 

 

A bell rings 10 times, and all the wrestlers depart.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Alfdogg appears on the screen in front of a green background, holding cigarettes in his hands.

 

Hi, this is Alfdogg, the greatest OAOAST World Champion of all time. And ever since I came into the OAOAST, I've been a winner, and a champ. So you can believe me when I tell you this: Smoking will make you a loser, and a chump. *Tears cigarettes*

 

Be a survivor...DON'T SMOKE.

 

Fade out

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

INTENSEzone~!!!!

November 11, 2002

 

Segment 1: The Return of a Legend

 

*Alf pulls up in his lime green Vette, and Michael Cole lurks in the parking lot waiting for him.

 

MC: Alf, I wanted to...

 

Alf: Cole, I don't have the time or the patience to talk to you right now. Go park my car, and if you scratch it, I'll beat your fuckin' ass!

 

MC: But Alf, you can't...

 

Alf: I can't WHAT?

 

MC:.........

 

Alf: Yeah, that's what I thought.

 

*Alf makes his way to the ring*

 

JR: What the hell is this about? Alf's not scheduled to meet The Superstar until later on...

 

*"The Wall" hits and Alf hits the ring to a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

JR: Well here he comes, and he looks like a guy with a lot on his mind.

 

Alf: I'm not here to talk about my possibly refereeing the six-pack challenge at Breakdown, even though I have by no means pulled that offer off the table. I'm not even here to talk about how Zack Malibu should make me his No. 1 contender, should he win the title in said match. I'm here to talk about this:

 

*Alf plays the footage of BPP hitting Tony with the barbed-wire bat. The film freezes, and a target is put on the Deadly Alliance shirt that BPP is wearing*

 

Alf: Now I want to know what the HELL is going on with that. Popick, let me reiterate something I said last week: *I* was the backbone of the Deadly Alliance. Not you, not Sandie, not even Caboose...but ME. I was there through the entire lineage of the group...but you chose to walk away from us. It's okay though...if I were to suffer the humiliation of losing to Angle-Plex, I probably would have wanted to leave the group, too. But that's not my point. My point is, there's not gonna be another DA group, unless I'm a part of it. You call me a raving lunatic? Well, I WILL come back there and go looney on your ass right now if you don't come out here and tell me what the fuck is going on!

 

”Aww Naw” fires up, and Big Poppa Popick appears onstage, clad in the Deadly Alliance shirt he was wearing last week.

 

Big Poppa Popick: Alfdogg, shut up, you have no clue what you’re jabbering about. Don’t you realize, everything comes in threes. It’s a trinity.

 

Alf: Oh for Christ’s sake quit going on this glory…

 

BPP: It’s not some stupid act! This is me. This is who I am! Now I had this interview time which you so rudely interrupted, but this involves you. I have a few announcements to make. One, is that a former tag team partner of mine is returning in a few short weeks. One that, I hope, will fight the aWo as we did in the past.

 

Alf: Boring.

 

BPP: And two, YOU WERENT THE SOUL OF THE DEADLY ALLIANCE!!! I was you jackass. And this man was!

 

::A graphic of Caboose holding the OaOasT title up is shown. The crowd pops::

 

BPP: So he was retired. NOT ANYMORE! If the aWo wants to play dirty, so shall I. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Caboose is COMING BACK!

 

::The crowd leaps up in cheers, muttering “Holy shit!”::

 

BPP: He’s flying in early December. Remember this Alf? Who stood up to the aWo. Caboose and I did!

 

::Flashback, May 26th, 2002 AngleSlam::

 

::The crowed is going nuts, when all of a sudden AP comes out of the back. He looks up at AS and AS looks down at him. AP gets into the ring, and starts climbing up to AS! The crowed doesn't know what to think. When AP reaches the top of the cell, the two look each other dead in the eyes. AP reaches his hand out to AS. AS shakes AP's hand, and the two do the aWo sign::

 

::As the two hug, ropes fall down behind them, and down come two masked men::

 

::Angleplex notices at the last second and tries to warn a battered Anglesault, but as Anglesault ducks a clothesline by MASKED MAN #1, the clothesline connects with Angleplex. AS forgets about Masked Man #2, and MM2 locks in a TaZZmission and pulls AS to the edge of the cage.::

 

::In a move soon to be called the SYNCHRONICITY BOMB, MM2 turns the TaZZmission suplex, throwing AngleSault down to the ground. The Masked Man reaches for his mask and pulls it off.::

 

::The crowd gasps, its BIG POPPA POPICK!::

 

: n the scaffold with weapons, MM1 proceeds to assault ANGLEPLEX with a steel rake and pipe. FInally, after massive amounts of blood are pouring from AP in many places, the man stops and reaches into his back pocket, pulling out a mike.::

 

MM1: ANGLEPLEX, aWo! There's an old saying. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer!

 

::The crowd gasps. Who is he?::

 

MM1: Well buddy, that's exactly what I did. From the start I watched you all from the rafters, and now I am back home, in the rafters. One month Angleplex. I'll be back in one month and you'll get your chance for revenge. Because, just like everything else. You never saw it coming!

 

::The man rips off his mask::

 

::It's Caboose!::

 

Caboose: Angleplex, anytime you want revenge, name it. Because, for the aWo, things just got DEADLIER

 

::End Flashback::

 

BPP: So I hope you all understand. CABOOSE IS COMING BACK! Now Alfdogg, before you fight Superstar tonight, do you believe that the third time is the charm?

 

:: BPP scans the crowd, then his hands form the letters… T… D…A::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 2: El Dandy, not so dandy

 

"Hell's Bells" hits and EL DANDY~! hits the ring.

 

The lights go out and stay out for a few seconds. The Bowser Castle Theme from the Lost Levels plays. Suddenly, an orange spotlight appears in the ring and BowserLogan is standing behind Dandy! He meets him with a big clothesline, then plays to the crowd a bit. He picks up Dandy and gets a running powerslam, 1..2..Dandy easily kicks out. He tries a Michinoku Driver, but Dandy goes over the back and gets some stiff kicks in! He whips him into the ropes, but puts his head down and gets caught with a DDT! 1..2..Dandy kicks out again. BL waits for Dandy to reach his feet, then gets a belly-to-belly suplex. He sets him on the top rope, preparing for a super frankensteiner...but Dandy nails him and flips over for the DEATHMURDERKILL Powerbomb!! 1..2..No! BL just barely kicks out. Dandy quickly gets a snap suplex, and follows with a LYGERBOMB~! 1..2..2.99999999999999999999! BL kicks out once again. Dandy goes to the top rope...missile dropkick! BL is down and appears to be out! Dandy goes for a BIG TIME FROG SPLASH~! but BL moves just in the nick of time, and Dandy is in pain. BL picks up Dandy and places him in the corner, and hammers away with stiff right and left jabs. He whips Dandy into the opposite corner, and catches him with a spinebuster! BowserLogan ascends the top rope...goes for the KOOPA BOMB~! But gets caught in the EL DANDYINATOR!! 1..2..3!!!

 

JR: BAH GAWD~! Dandy's sternum may be crushed but he still pulled it off!

 

Winner: El Dandy

 

After the match, BL picks Dandy up and delivers THE IMPEACHMENT~! He ascends the top once again, but NAZ MISTRY makes the save, pushing BL off the top! BL gets up, and gets RED MIST in the face, followed by a BIG KICK~! which sends him out of the ring!

 

BL grabs a mic: Ah, Luigi...yes, I know who you are. Pleasure seeing you again! Unfortunately I can't stick around...I have more important matters to attend to. We'll meet again...

 

*the lights go out. When they reappear, BL is gone, and Naz is in the ring looking baffled as is most of the audience.*

 

Meanwhile, this was recorded earlier...

 

Greenmist is seen sitting quietly in a wheelchair in his/Naz's lockerroom. He seems to be thinking about something when Naz passes by. Mist grabs him by the arm to stop him. Naz looks down at him.

 

GM: I haven't been around lately because of this damn injury. But, there's no way in hell I'm spending another week sitting at home watching on TV. Now, a lot of people are pointing fingers and placing blame for what happened to me. Not just the injury, but the loss of the tag titles also. That's not my style. We lost the titles because that wasn't our night and I'm injured because I was attacked, neither of those things is your fault nor mine. I just wanted to make that perfectly clear. Then, there's those who say you're wrong for going the singles route while I'm out of action. Well, let me tell you something. This is a rough business. Anytime you slow down, the crowd moves ahead of you. That's why you're doing the only thing you can. Don't let my injury disable both of us. Keep on going and when I'm back, I'll have to work ten times as hard to catch up and that's all there is to it.

 

Naz: Ehhh, you came all the way here just to give me another extravagent speech?

 

GM: Well, it's better than sitting at home and doing nothing. Besides, your singles track record is less than stellar, so I figure you can use all the support you can get which is why I am going to be your acting manager. ::flashes thumbs up::

 

Naz: ....Right....

 

Camera fades to GM's big smile

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 3: Soul Reaver

 

Tony the Body is seen backstage in the combined In-Crowd / Commissioner's office. No one else is in sight.

 

TONY

BPP, you're familiar with this aren't you. This is your office, and your new buddy Zack right? Isn't it odd that two weeks after I granted Zack the other commissionership, you and he are buddies? And then to top that off, you start wearing this Deadly Alliance shirt again. BPP, I don't care if the aWo is taking over. You're plotting something to, and dammit your little pissant. I AM HAVING NONE OF IT!

 

::Tony spits out a mouthful of tobacco into BPP's trashcan::

 

TONY

So you booked us in a cage match right? Well BPP, I changed the match. It's no longer just ANY cage.

You want to take my soul. If so BPP, you'll have to do it in hell. Tonight, you and I settle this, mano a mano, in HELL

 

::Crowd gasps::

 

IN A CELL!

 

::The OaOasT crowd goes ape as the lights flash above the ring, illuminating the steel cage.::

 

I'll see you later BPP.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 4: Brocolli rejected

 

Muzik" by Knocturnal hits as Reject enters the arena. Brock Colli waits in the ring. Reject wastes no time as he rushes down to the ring.

 

Reject charges at Brock but is met with a SPEAR~! Brock whips Reject into the Corner and follows with a Splash. Brock covers for a 2. Brock waits for Reject to recover, he charges at Reject but is met with a Superkick. Reject comes off the ropes with a ROLLING THUNDER. Reject drags Brock to the Corner and hits a Split Legged Moonsault, 1.....2.....Brock lifts the shoulder up. Reject lifts Brock up and whips him into the ropes, Brock reverses and hits a Powerslam. Brock covers again for a 2. Brock delivers 2 Elbowdrops to a fallen Reject. Brock lifts Reject up and delivers a Powerbomb. He covers, ONE........TWO.......NO! Reject kicks out. Brock lifts Reject up and delivers a CTRL-ALT-DELETE DDT!!It's all over! ONE.....TWO.....NO! Reject kicks out!

An angry Brock goes to the outside and picks up a Steel Chair and rolls back into the Ring. Reject gets up, Brock Swings but is met with THE REJECTION~! Brock is down. Reject goes up to the Top Rope, FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!! 1......2......3!

 

Winner: Reject

 

Reject picks up a Mic.

 

"Thunderkid! Get your Ass out here, RIGHT NOW!"

 

"Thunderkid, I know your in the back watching this, how bout a little Entertainment"

 

Reject picks up the Steel Chair and jams it into the Throat of Brock Colli.

Brock Colli begins to bleed from the Mouth.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 5: Thunderkid becomes a Thunderman

 

*"aWo porno" plays and SG hts the ring.*

 

*"God of Thunder" hits and TK hits the ring.*

 

SG attacks immediately, and gets a fisherman's buster...1..2..TK gets out! Snap suplex by SG, then he goes to the top and goes for a SomeSplash~!...but TK rolls out of the way, and SPEARS~! SG! 1..2..SG easily kicks out, after all, who really buys the Spear as a finisher? TK continues right on it, however, with a T-Bone suplex, and follows with a FALCON ARROW~! 1..2..no! SG gets out again. TK tries to spear SG in the corner, but SG moves and TK meets the COLD UNFORGIVING STEEL POST~! SG pounces like a vulture, scoring with a single arm DDT. He then kneedrops the arm, and puts on a SomeHammerlock~!, using the ropes for LEVERAGE~! The referee eventually catches him, but the damage is already done, as TK's left arm is hanging dead! SG puts on a SomeFace Chicken Wing~! TK manages to hang on long enough to get his feet in the ropes! SG allows TK to use as much energy as possible by getting to his feet himself, then goes for the SOMEKICK~!...but TK ducks and hits a superkick of his own!! Both men are down, with TK still favoring his arm. The referee counts...1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..TK stirs, then drapes an arm over SG..1..2..SG gets out at 2.9999999999999999999! SG goes to the eyes, then goes to the ropes, and gets caught in a hurricanrana! What a dangerous move to do with only one arm to help your fall! TK lets out a yell, and the fans now know he has his second wind...and this is the signal for REJECT to sneak to the ring, unnoticed by TK and SG! He ducks down right next to the apron as TK lays SG on the top rope, then gets underneath him and lifts him into the DVD position! He drops him...1..2..2.999999999999! TK gets a swinging neckbreaker, then goes to the top...but misses a Swanton Bomb! SG sets him up for the SomeBomb, but TK goes behind the back...THUNDERBOLT DDT~! 1..2..Reject puts SG's foot on the rope!

 

JR: DAMN THAT REJECT~! HE JUST SCREWED TK~!

 

TK looks down at Reject, and spits in his face! Angle-Plex runs to the ring and distracts the referee, allowing Reject to blast TK with his own Barb Wire Sledge! SG covers...1..2

 

JR: NOT THIS WAY, DAMMIT~! NO~!

 

..3!!!

 

JR: Some Guy has beat Thunderkid, thanks to that damn Reject~!

 

Winner: Some Guy

 

...........

 

The rest of the aWo come to the ring to celebrate...BUT WAIT~! The OAOAST HEAD REFEREE~! makes his way to the ring, and informs the assigned referee of Reject's interference! DUSTY FINISH BAYBEE~! The referee rules that the match continues! TK is just making it to his feet...SOMEKICK~! AS KO's the head official, and distracts the signed official, but TONY THE BODY runs down and pulls AS off the apron!! Tony and AS brawl down the aisle, and CWM and AP follow...but are met by Zack and BPP~!

 

JR: BAH GAWD~! WE'RE GETTING A PREVIEW OF THE SIX PACK CHALLENGE RIGHT HERE IN THE AISLEWAY~!

 

It takes about 40 of them, but security manages to separate the six men. Meanwhile back in the ring, SG sets up the the SOMEDRIVER~! But when he picks up TK, TK blows RED MIST~! in SG eyes!! He reverses to a Hurricanrana, and hooks the legs!! The referee slides in...

 

1...

 

2...

 

JR: COULD THIS BE~?

 

3!!!!!

 

JR: AW MAH GAWD~! AH MAH GAWD~! WHAT AN UPSET~! THIS HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST WIN OF TK'S CAREER~!

 

The aWo rush to the ring, but TK has already fled through the crowd! The aWo tend to SG, who is still feeling the burning effects of the RED MIST~!, and are PISSED OFF~! What can this hold in store for TK?

 

Winner: Thunderkid

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 6: Soul Singing

 

::BPP has his head covered in a rag, wetting down before the match in side the IZ Commissioner's office. Zack is seen signed documents at his desk. Alison is in the other room, chatting away with someone.

 

Hey Zack?

 

::Zack looks up from his commissioner's desk::

Sup Buddy?

 

Forgive me.

 

Hey Popick, I'm no preacher man.

 

::BPP fumbles with the crucifix in his hands::

I know, but still, I have to seek forgiveness somewhere.

 

Big, don't do anything rash. Tony's just upset about what's happening. It not you

 

It is me. Don't you see Zack. My faith, it's being tested. Like Job. I lost my company, I lost my title...

 

Didn't Job have faith before he lost everything...

 

That's not the point Malibu. The point is that everything is being taken, I.. I don't want to see it happen to you

 

It won't. I'm here for you

 

I betrayed you once Zack. Your words, they heal. I will not betray you again.

 

::BPP looks up, tears in his eyes::

Celes died you know...I wasn't there...

 

So that's why...

 

I have to believe Zack, I have to ...

 

::BPP stands up and walks out, the rag falling off his face. Zack turns and watches BPP go.

 

Hey Alison?

 

::Alison pops her head in from the other room::

 

Yeah?

 

You know why BPP has on the Deadly Alliance shirt again?

 

I heard him talking with someone called TSS.

 

::Zack sighs::

 

He's trying to make amends...the poor soul.

 

Hey Zack, you think he's going to be okay in that match

 

No, Alison, I don't. One man is going to go to hell, and the other...the other will lose his soul.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 7: Make me a Superstar

 

The Superstar vs. Alfdogg

 

“Downfall” hits and out comes the “OAOAST X CHAMPION” The Superstar to massive boos. He struts down the aisle with a cocky sneer on his face and with the X Title over his shoulder. He enters the ring and poses to more jeers.

 

“The Wall” hits and the former (transitional) OAOAST Champion Alfdogg comes out to a great ovation. He strikes his pose as red, orange, and green pyro shoots off, and he runs to the ring to begin the match.

 

Superstar immediately starts talking smack, but Alfdogg goes low with a knee to the midsection to start us off! An Irish whip is reversed, however, but Superstar telegraphs a back body drop and Alf hits a quick snap suplex! He brings Superstar into the corner and starts unloading on him with right hands, until the referee comes in the middle of it, forcing Alfdogg to back off. This allows Superstar to hit a quick double leg takedown and punches of his own! Alfdogg fights out of the predicament, and we’re back at square one as both men circle each other. Collar-elbow tie-up, which Superstar gets the better of, until Alfdogg shoves him off and hits a clothesline as an “Alfdogg” chant starts up! After Superstar reaches his feet, Alfdogg charges again, but Superstar moves and Alf eats turnbuckle. Superstar clubs a stunned Alfdogg from behind and hits a high angle belly-to-back suplex for a 1.5 count.

 

As Alfdogg uses the ropes to pick himself up, Superstar charges, but Alf hits a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE~! Alfdogg follows him outside and sends his face into the barrier, followed by a vertical suplex on the concrete. He sends Superstar back into the ring, and a cover gets two. Alf with an Irish whip, but Superstar ducks a clothesline and gets a neckbreaker. He sends Alfdogg out of the ring the hard way, and runs to the ropes. He charges, and what a surprise, SLINGSHOT SENTON SPLASH MISSES AND SUPERSTAR HITS THE CONCRETE SPINE-FIRST! Alfdogg rolls Superstar into the ring after the predictable mishap, whips him into the ropes, and hits the AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover: 1..2…NO! As Alfdogg complains about the count, Superstar rolls him up, with the tights! 1..2…NO! Both men pop up and Superstar immediately catches Alf with a powerslam.

 

Superstar quickly climbs to the top rope and signals for the Frog Splash…AND HITS IT! BUT ALFDOGG IMMEDIATELY COUNTERS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE: 1…2…3NO!!!!!!!! Superstar is shocked but he shouldn’t be; Alfdogg knows the psychology of his own move~! Superstar slides out of the ring to rethink his strategy as a “Supershit” chant is worked. When the ref reaches 5, Superstar thinks better of the match and starts walking to the back. However, Alfdogg doesn’t want the match to end that way, and busts out the SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP~!!!!!! A “Holy Shit” chant breaks out as both men groggily rise to their feet. They roll into the ring as the ref reaches 8 and continue to slug it out. Superstar ducks a wild Alfdogg punch, however, gutshot, and PILEDRIVER! Cover: 1…2.NO. He once again tosses Alfdogg to the outside, and slams him hard onto the announce table.

 

They both stand up on the table, but Superstar picks Alfdogg up into position for the TOMBSTONE! However, Alfdogg slips behind and puts Superstar in position for the Burning Hammer~! Right before execution, however, Superstar flips out and hits quick DDT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE~!! Both men are down for about 30 seconds until Superstar starts to stir. He rolls Alfdogg into the ring and goes up to the top rope and signals for the SUPERSPLASH~! However, he spends too much time taunting, which allows Alfdogg to climb up to the top rope and SUPERPLEX SUPERSTAR! Alf floats into a cover: 1..2..nO! Alfdogg gets up and hits a STANDING MOONSAULT, right into a pinning predicament! 1…2…NO! Superstar won’t stay down. Alfdogg waits for Superstar to stand up and waits in position for a SUPERKICK…but Superstar catches the leg and gives Alf a more painful version of the WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS~!! Superstar keeps hold of the leg and brings Alf in for the debut of his LEG-HEAD CAPTURE SUPLEX! He covers: 1…2…NO! Superstar immediately gets a waistlock…into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Superstar climbs to the top rope AGAIN, but once again spends too much time and Alfdogg follows him up. They fight on the top turnbuckle until Superstar gets the advantage…and OMG….

 

TOP ROPE STAR POWER~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover: 1….2….3NO ALFDOGG’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE!! Superstar is in total shock. He picks Alfdogg up…backslide! 1..2…NO! Rolling Prawn Hold! 1..2…NO! Sunset Flip…but Alfdogg with the Bulldog reversal! 1…2…3NO!!!!! Superstar frustratingly shoves the referee and heads outside and grabs a steel chair. As he comes back into the ring, Alfdogg tries to Superkick the chair into Superstar’s face, but he ducks and gives Alf a HARD SHOT TO THE BACK. Superstar places Alfdogg on top of the chair and climbs to the top rope AGAIN…SUPERSPLASH~!!!!!!!!! NO WAIT, ALFDOGG MOVED! SUPERSTAR LANDS ON THE CHAIR! Alfdogg sees his opportunity and climbs up top…FIVE STAR ALF SPLASH! FIVE STAR ALF SPLASH! Cover: 1…2…3!!!!!!!!!

 

Winner: Alfdogg in 10:57 via a Five Star Alf Splash

 

Alfdogg acknowledges the fans, before heading to the back. However, Superstar grabs his X Title and runs towards Alf…and LAYS HIM OUT WITH A BELTSHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD. The crowd boos as Superstar smirks and walks backstage; he’s gotten a measure of revenge tonight.

 

Up next, the aWo battles the OaOasT hero Zack Malibu

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 8: Nothing good can come of this

 

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" airs over the PA system, signifying the entrance of aWo member CWM! CWM walks to the ring with a cocky swagger, ready to do battle with an "old friend".

 

"Die Another Day" starts up, and the self proclaimed "Pissed Off Prep", Zack Malibu, storms out from the back! He's watched his friends get hurt, and he's been the victim of the aWo numerous times. Now, the #1 Contender looks to even the score.

 

Zack slides in the ring while his music is still playing, and catches a knee to the back of the head, courtesy of a waiting CWM. Zack gets picked up, and CWM nails two punches, then whips him into the ropes. Zack ducks the clothesline attempt, then comes off the opposite side with a HUGE flying forearm shot, getting major hang time! CWM rolls to the floor to break Zack's momentum, and to shake the cobwebs loose.

 

Zack tries going after CWM, but is held back by the ref. CWM complains about Zack's comeback, blaming him for "cheating". The ref orders CWM back in the ring, or else he's going to risk getting counted out.

 

CWM walks up the steps, and comes back in. Zack keeps an eye on him, and the two meet in center ring, going nose to nose. CWM shoves Zack back, and gleefully smiles in his face, fully knowing that he gets to him. Zack steps back over to CWM and paintbrushes him, knocking the smile right off his face! CWM is fuming, and now the two men lock up.

 

CWM grabs a headlock, but Zack slips out quite easily, then grabs an arm and wrenches it. CWM counters with an arm wrench of his own, only to get his counter countered the same way! Zack keeps a hold of the arm, but CWM grabs the ropes with his free hand, calling for a break. Zack obliges, but CWM takes the moment to nail him in the chin with an elbow shot! CWM reddens Zack's chest with several chops, then takes him over with a headlock takedown. He keeps a grip on Zack, trying to force him out, but Zack makes it to his feet, and elbows out of the headlock. Zack bounces off the ropes and knocks CWM down with a shoulderblock. CWM gets up as Zack hits the ropes again, and drops down...Zack jumps over, and comes off the opposite side, CWM takes Zack over with a hiptoss. Zack makes it up, but CWM kicks him in the gut, then makes the signal for a piledriver, only for Zack to pull his legs out from under him. Zack holds both of CWM's legs, and drops a boot in the nether regions, causing CWM to roll around in agony. Zack gets a warning from the ref, but tons of cheers for that manuever.

 

Zack calls for CWM to get up, and CWM does. He's infuriated! CWM again complains to the ref, and the ref tells him that he warned Zack. CWM spits at Zack, drawing the ire of his rival! Zack spears CWM down, and starts unloading a flurry of punches. He picks CWM up and sets him up, then rocks him with a snap suplex! Zack pulls him up again after that move, but as Zack is setting him up, CWM scores with a low blow, evening the score at 1-1 for ballshots in this match. CWM plants Zack with a DDT and covers, but the ref barely makes it to 2, never mind to 3.

 

CWM takes Zack to the corner, where he rams his head into the turnbuckles. He sets Zack up and starts with the chops again, causing Zack's chest to become bright red. CWM tries to Irish Whip Zack out of the corner, but Zack holds onto the ropes. CWM tries again, but Zack holds on. Zack kicks CWM in the gut, then hops up to the second rope and sunset flips over CWM...CWM holds onto the ropes and sits down! 1,2...NO, Zack forces him over...2 COUNT! Zack gets up but gets decapitated by a CWM lariat! CWM pulls Zack up by the hair and throws him unceremoniously over the top rope and to the floor!

 

Zack is dazed from the fall, and CWM follows out after him. He grabs Zack and sends him crashing into the ring steps, knocking them from their position. CWM stands above Zack, calling him on, and kicking him while he's down. Every time Zack goes to get up, CWM is there, kicking him in the ribs or the head, trying to keep him at bay.

 

CWM drags him over to the timekeepers table and attempts to ram his head into the table, but Zack elbows CWM in the ribs, then does it to CWM! CWM staggers, and Zack grabs him and tosses him headfirst into the steel post! CWM hits hard and flops to the mat! Zack hops up on the apron and works the crowd up, waiting for CWM to get to his feet. As CWM stands facing the crowd, Zack waits on him. CWM turns around, and Zack runs across the apron, leaping off with a flying clothesline to CWM! Awesome move!! Zack is a little dazed from the dive, but CWM is completely wiped out.

 

Malibu makes it up first, and rolls CWM back into the ring. Zack again waits for CWM to get up, and this time slingshots in over the top rope, rolling over with a sunset flip, but CWM rolls through and locks Zack in a Boston Crab! CWM sits back on Zack, attempting to get a tap out win, but Zack squirms enough so that he makes the ropes! CWM pulls Zack back to the center ring, but Zack rolls onto his back and kicks CWM away, then hits a sweep kick taking CWM down to the mat. Zack stands and tries dropping an elbow, but CWM rolls out of the way. CWM tries an elbow of his own, but Zack rolls out of the way of that, then Zack hits a legdrop on CWM! Zack covers, but CWM quickly gets a shoulder up. Zack picks him up and snapmares him over, then hits a dropkick to the back of the neck. CWM falls to the mat, and Zack hits the ropes, jumping up for a splash but coming down on nothing but knee! CWM rolls over and stands up, as Zack is hunched clutching his ribs. CWM charges, and hits his own version of the Zack Attack! He rolls Zack over...2 Count!

 

CWM picks Zack up and clubs him across the shoulder blades with his forearm, then tries for a Russian Legsweep, but Zack elbows out of it, then jumps up and takes CWM over with a huracanrana! CWM is shocked by the comeback offense, and gets nailed with a dropkick as he recovers! CWM stands up again, and he gets hit with another dropkick! Zack tries for a third one, but CWM swats it away, and Zack crashes to the mat. CWM sends Zack into the corner, but Zack leaps up to the second rope and jumps off, turning into a flying dropkick that levels CWM! Zack hooks the leg, cover...another near fall on CWM!

 

Zack gets up, and he waves for CWM to get up as well...he's going for School's Out! Zack throws the kick, but CWM catches it and spins him around...TRENDSETTER BY CWM? NO! Zack slips out and spins around, kneeing CWM in the gut...IDOL DRIVER...NO, CWM COUNTERS WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! COVER...2 COUNT!

 

Zack gets up and tries to recoup by holding himself up in the corner, but CWM charges and crushes him, knocking the wind out of him. CWM signals that it's over, and goes for a Pollycutter, but Zack slips out of his grip, and hits a release German Suplex out of desperation! Zack is too winded to go for the pin, but CWM is out on the mat!

 

Zack rolls onto his stomach, and pushes himself up off the mat, while CWM grasps for the ropes to pull himself up. Zack finally gets up, and heads over to CWM, but catches a kick, as CWM is trying to keep him away. CWM grabs Zack by the head and rakes his head across the top rope, causing Zack to yell in pain. Zack checks himself, but as he turns away CWM comes from behind and bulldogs him to the canvas! CWM sets him up, then starts climbing the turnbuckles. CWM goes to the second rope and tries for a Bret Hart style elbowdrop, but Zack is able to roll out of the way! Zack comes charging at CWM and jumps up, trying for a fameasser, but CWM is able to counter it into a sitout powerbomb! The ref slides over...2 3/4!! Zack kicks out!

 

CWM continues his Bret Hart tribute by attempting his version of The Sharpshooter aka the IncesticideLock, but Zack reverses to a small package...2 1/2!

 

CWM goes to lean on the ropes, looking a little flushed. As the ref checks on Zack, we see CWM reaching into the pocket of his jeans...BRASS KNUX! CWM puts them on his hand, and starts back towards Zack. He grabs Zack by the head and raises his hand up, readying for a punch, but the ref grabs his arm! The ref has seen the brass knux!! The official tries prying them off CWM's hand, but CWM will have none of it. This little incident is giving Zack time to gain his composure...SCHOOL'S OUT...NO, ZACK KICKS THE REF! CWM HAD THE REFEREE IN FRONT OF HIM!!!

 

The ref is down, and CWM quickly tries to grab his knux, but as he looks up, he gets nailed...SCHOOL'S OUT ON CWM!! ZACK COVERS, BUT THERE IS NOT A REFEREE TO COUNT!

 

The crowd does their own count, getting as high as 10, but the referee is still down. Zack nudges him, trying to get him up, while CWM is looking at the lights of the arena.

 

The referee won't move, so Zack goes to CWM...CWM IS REACHING FOR THE KNUX!! Zack catches him, and kicks them away, across the ring! Zack grabs CWM and sets him up for a piledriver...CWM GOES LOW! He grabs Zack for the Pollycutter, but Zack counters with a backdrop suplex! Zack goes to make the cover, but notices that the ref is STILL down! Zack goes over and nudges the ref with his foot, trying to revive him. CWM meanwhile lay on his back yet again. The referee finally starts to come to, and Zack goes for the cover, while the ref slowly gets in position. 1...2...NO! CWM IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!

 

Zack stomps the mat, knowing he'd have had it won if the ref was there the first time. Zack goes and tries helping the man to his feet, not noticing CWM slowly creeping across the mat...HE'S GOT THE KNUX AGAIN! Zack stands the referee up, and turns to CWM...AND GETS FLOORED!! CWM tosses the knux aside, and picks Zack up...POLLYCUTTER!!! CWM covers, and the referee gets back down on the mat...3 COUNT! CWM STEALS A VICTORY FROM ZACK MALIBU!!!

 

Winner:CWM via pinfall

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 9: Finality

 

Hell in a Cell

Tony the Body vs. Big Poppa Popick

 

"Simply Ravishing" plays as the crowd melts into a mixed reaction for the long-time OaOasT legend. Tony swaggers with confidence, looking up at the cage with a mixture of emotions, mostly though, his face suggests a slight worry.

 

"Aww Naw" segues the fans into a frenzy, with Big Poppa Popick coming on stage. His pyro shoots off into the arena ceiling, leaving dazzling white trails that further serve to illuminate the steel cage.

 

BPP kneels outside the arena cage and pauses for a moment, then he continues in. Senior Referee Jack Doan locks the cage door while the timekeeper rings the bell.

 

Tony and BPP circle each other in the ring. Tony pauses to spit on BPP's shoe, whilst BPP does the same. These two men have alot of hatred, but not at each other. No, they're just taking it out on themselves while the real problem remains unpunished.

 

Thirty seconds pass, and the lock-up is forgone. Instead, BPP and Tony slug away with right hands, one after the other. Being a veteran, Tony is able to absorb some of BPP's punches, gaining an upper hand and punching BPP back into the ropes. Tony goes for a discus clothesline, but BPP ducks!!! BPP hits a back-body drop and sends Tony to the outside!

 

BPP senses that this is his chance. He runs to the opposite ropes, and then runs back, jumping over the top rope and hitting a flying pescadoish neckbreaker on Tony. Both men are now on the outside, with BPP having a clear advantage. BPP picks the fallen Tony up and stands him upright , back against the cage. BPP hits a few right hands and left hand chops, trying to knock the air out of Tony. Thinking he has the advantage, BPP sprints back to the into the ring. Getting a running start, BPP jumps and catapults himself downward on the top rope, going for a spear into the cage on Tony.

 

Tony moves! BPP spears himself right into the cage, knocking the steel of cage off. There is another way to get out. BPP slides to the outside, his head covered in crimson. The crowd chants "Holy Shit!" and Tony sees he has an advantage. He also climbs outside

 

Tony picks up BPP's bloodied head and rakes it across the cage, from one end to the other. OaOasT medical personel begin to make their way ringside, obviosuly anticipating something bad.

 

Tony's eyes gleen over as a sick idea comes to his face. He whacks BPP with a forearm arcoss the back and heads over to grab a fans chair. Tony wants to crush BPP's face into the steel mesh with that chair!

 

Tony swings, but BPP catches the chair with a roundhouse kick. VAN PoppaNator!!! Tony is cut right across his forehead!

 

The crowd starts to chant for BPP, interspersed with chants of "Holy Shit!" He looks up at something in the sky. He turns around, stumbling on Tony's fallen body. His eyes meet the steel top of the cage. Something wicked this way comes.

 

BPP stands tony up on the cage, and then begins to climb, using his left are to climb, and the right to pull Tony up by the hair. Tony unconsciously follows along, not really knowing where he is. The crowd begins to stand as the two men crest the top of the cage. BPP rolls Tony over, smashing him down with a right hand. Ton clips BPP's leg with a kick, sending the commish into the steel as well.

 

BPP begins to crawl to the middle of the cage ceiling. Tony is up too, and catches a suprised BPP with a lightning quick OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE!!! The ceiling rattles and even starts to disconnect from the main frame of the cage.

 

Everyone is standing now. A hushed silence fills the arena. Tony looks around...and picks BPP up, placing him between his legs. Tony pulls up, carrying BPP to a vertical base. It looks like Tony is going to hit a modified Piledriver on BPP, but BPP legs wriggle and cause some momentum to send BPP back down over Tony. Sitout Piledriver onto the steel cage by BPP!

 

The cage rattles, but that particular segment doesn't break one bit. BPP groggily gets up to his feet, but Tony trips him up, and BPP's head hits that center ceiling segment, causing it to detach just a bit more..Tony locks in a full-nelson to BPP's back and flips him up, looking to send BPP with a full-nelson bomb right into that center segment.. At the zenith of the bomb, BPP wriggles out, his feet landing just past the unstable middle. BPP's right hand, still locked on Tony, pulls Tony up and over, then just as quickly, but a moment lasting for a lifetime for all present. BPP sends Tony through the middle of the cage ceiling with his FallenAngel. The ceiling breaks and Tony falls further, crashing into the ring mat. This impact breaks the ring, and Tony's body sinks into the middle of the ring as dust and debris fly up from underneath. For a minute, the entire cage is obscured.

 

The dust clears, and the ring has been destroyed. Tony lies crumpled in the middle of the ring, his face a bloody red. BPP stands on top, surverying the damage, his eyes glazed over in the look of fear. The horror, the horror.

 

Chairmen Bill Watts runs in with the paramedics, yelling at them to tend to Tony. Watts stares at BPP who is on top. BPP hollers a response, but its barely audible. We pick up "That wasn't supposed to happen," as BPP stares at the missing middle portion of the ceiling.

 

We're left with the question. What was supposed to happen? And if that wasn't who rigged the ceiling?

BPP? Zack? The aWo? Or something, more sinister?

 

One man has been sent to hell, and the other...the other just lost his soul.

 

ROLL CREDITS