The card of a lifetime

[Guest Zoltan]

This has all wrestlers in their primes.

 

                   From the Houston Astrodome a 1 day 7 hour event with a 2 hour break at halfway:

 

                   Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan calling the action

 

                   Opener for the Undisputed CruiserWeight Title:

 

                   Brian Pillman vs Justin "Thunder" Lyger in a best 2 out of 3 falls match:

                   Pillman pins Lyger after a top rope crossbody at 15:43 to take a 1-0 lead

                   Lyger pins Pillman after a fisherman's buster off the top rope at 28:10 to even the score

                   at 1-1

                   Lyger pins Pillman after reversing a hurriparana(sp?) attempt by Pillman into a running

                   Lygerbomb at 39:32 to win the Undisputed CruiserWeight Title 2-1

 

                   Rating: ****1/2

 

                   For the Undistuped Intercontinintal title in a last man standing match:

                   Eddie Guerrero vs Dean Malenko

                   Dean wins after a superbomb off the top at 34:47 to win the Undistuped Intercontinintal

                   title

 

                   Rating:****3/4

 

                   For the Undisputed US Heavyweight title in a 30 minute iron man match:

                   Mr. Perfect vs “Macho Man” Randy Savage

                   Perfect pins Savage with the "perfect Plex" at 19:35 to take a 1-0 lead

                   Savage pins Perect with a top rope elbow drop at 29:58 to even the score at 1-1

                   going into sudden death OT:

                   Savage pins Perfect with a reversal of the Perfect Plex off the top to a brainbuster at

                   42:54 to win the Undisputed US Heavyweight title

 

                   Rating ****1/4

 

                   For the Undisputed Hardcore Title in a Barbed Wire rope, Bed of nails, Thumbtacks,

                   fire around the ring, and C-4 thriple threat elimination match:

                   Cactus Jack vs Masato Tanaka vs Mike "Gladiator" Awesome

                   Mike Awesome pins Tanaka after an Awesomebomb off the top rope onto beds of nails

                   and thumbtacks at 17:42

                   Cactus Jack pins Mike Awesome after a piledriver on nails, thumbtacks, and barb wire

                   at 28:39

 

                   Rating:**1/2

 

                   For the crown of "King of the Ladder match":

                   Shawn Micheals vs Razor Ramon vs Jeff Hardy

                   Razor wins at 37:28 to win the crown of "King of the Ladder match"

 

                   Rating: ****1/4

 

                   intermission

 

                   (the action continues):

 

                   For the Undisputed Tag Team Titles in a street fight:

                   Demolition vs The Road Warriors

                   Ax pins Hawk after a doomsday device at 19:11

 

                   Rating:***1/2

 

                   For the title "The Best Techicanal Wrestler Ever" in a 60 minute ultimate submission

                   match:

                   Bret Hart vs Chris Benoit

                   Hart makes Benoit tap after the sharpshooter at 30:28 to take a 1-0 lead

                   Benoit makes Hart tap after the crippler crossface at 49:19 to even the score at 1-1

                   Hart makes Benoit tap after the figure-four at 54:53 to take a 2-1 lead

                   Benoit makes Hart tap after the Indian Death Lock at 58:23 to even it at 2-2

                   (we go to sudden death OT)

                   Benoit makes Hart tap after the sharpshooter at 72:54 to win 3-2 and earned the crown

                   of "The Best Techicanal Wrestler Ever"

 

                   Rating: *****

 

                   In a Japanese death match:

                   Tajiri vs Super Crazy

                   Tajir pins Super Crazy after a powerbomb off of a balcony onto 4 tables at 17:39

 

                   Rating: ****1/2

 

                   For the crown "The REAL F*ucking Show" in aTLC match:

                   RVD vs Jerry lynn

                   Jerry Lynn finally pins RVD after a tope rop cradle piledriver on a chair at 19:12

                   but after the replay it show RVD's foot is under the rope so the referee restarts the

                   match and..

                   RVD pins Jerry Lynn after a cardle pile driver through a table that had 2 chairs on it at

                   32:30 to win the crown of "The REAL F*ucking Show"

 

                   Rating: ****

 

                   For the Undisputed Heavyweight Title:

                   "Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat

 

                   Ric Flair pins Steamboat with a german suplex pin off the top at 58:54

 

                   Rating: *****

 

                   I would like feedback.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I would have that show on a loop and buy a new tv so that I would never have to turn it off.

 

I mean...I like it.

[Guest Zoltan]

Thanks for your feedback. I thought that no one liked it but now I know someone did.

[Guest converge241]

I would jack into a matrix for that one. I could do without Jeff Hardy in the ladder match but theres something for all styles in there.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Yep, thats a #### good card. Benoit/Hart would be godly.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

I don't know why Hardy would be used in the "King of the Ladder Match" deal considering Hardy has quite a few more losses than wins as far as ladder matches are concerned. Now if you want someone to go out there and nearly kill themself just to look good while jobbing, then stick Jeff in there.

[Guest Zoltan]

About Jeff I think the same, I don't like him as a wrestler but he entertains the crowd and viewing audience by nearly killing himself plus in ladder matches you need a big bump or two and that is where Jeff comes in while Razor and Shawn have the techincal skill to make this match ****+