The One and Only Raven's Masterpiece Thread

[Guest BifEverchad]

Here's what Raven had to say about his "Masterpiece" last night on Sunday Night Heat:

 

"If you people would cease your mindless babbling, we can begin. For weeks now, in my personal playground, there's been inquisative chattering regarding my masterpiece. Because we as humans are naturally curious and you see, curiousity leads to temptation, and temptation leads to sin, and thats what my masterpiece is all about. Now for years, you people have looked at me like I'm a FREAK. You've called me immoral and you called me deprived! But as I look out amongst you people, I see a festering mass of hypocrisy. Who are you people to call me immoral? Why dont you take a good long look at yourselves? Oh, thats right, you can't! Because you're too busy leading lives of quiet desperation, without the courage to stand up to your own filty convictions. And that is why, that is why I must complete my masterpiece. To bring salvation to your souls and to open eyes that are so blind to the truth. Quoth the Raven, Nevermore."

 

 

AWESOME promo. Raven is extremely under-rated when it comes to promos and character developement. But, what exactly is he saying? Anyone have any ideas? Discuss.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Where did you get that HHH pic? It looks professionally made.

 

I don't know about Raven's masterpiece I haven't been watching Heat.

[Guest Anglesault]

AWESOME promo. Raven is extremely under-rated when it comes to promos and character developement.

Yes, because "Unbelievably cool promos" just don't cut it. I think many people consider that Raven's best point.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Thats weird...he better show up on Raw.

[Guest razazteca]

it will be revealed that Raven told Jeff Hardy to use glow in the dark paint and that he persuaded Stacy to P-Whip Test.

[Guest BifEverchad]

it will be revealed that Raven told Jeff Hardy to use glow in the dark paint and that he persuaded Stacy to P-Whip Test.

So now, tonight on RAW he'll get pushed ahead of these idiots?

 

[Guest razazteca]

Raven has always been the leader of midcard outcast, its no different here in WWE as Jeff will take Kidmans spot and Test will take Stevies spot, Stacy takes the Porn Star Chastity spot.

[Guest Breetai]

From the sound of it he's the Ultimate Warrior's new disciple.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Whatever it is, it'll most likely lead to Raven getting a push for 2 weeks, before the WWE just sends him right back to Heat again.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

i'm praying for raven, jeff, bubba & dreamer to form the new flock. they can go against storm, regal, rosey & jamal at survivors. come on, raw, you know you want to...

[Guest Redhawk]

I've thought for a while that a Raven-Kane pairing would be cool. Have Raven manipulating and basically brainwashing Kane into his pesonal instrument of destruction.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I was thinking have Rico join the Flock. He kinda has a goofy Stevie Richards energy about him.

But, no, Dreamer in the Flock just wouldn't be right...

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I've thought for a while that a Raven-Kane pairing would be cool. Have Raven manipulating and basically brainwashing Kane into his pesonal instrument of destruction.

I agree, this would be a cool way to get Raven over, although it wouldn't fly because it's "a step backward" for Kane to be paired with *gasp* a MIDCARDER!!!

 

As to what the "masterpiece" actually is, I have no idea, but the way they keep putting it off is getting on my nerves.

[Guest NoCalMike]

I have not seen Heat in awhile, but what is Raven's current look? Is his long hair still braided and does he still wear the skirt-like concoction? I wish they would just have him go back to the ECW/Nest/WCW/Flock look. Oh and he needs to start doing the promos backstage in dark corners. ANd hell why not re-unite him with Stevie, not like Richards is doing anything important right now. And I know this last request is a bit off, but how about bringing back his ECW theme. (Keep 'em seperated by The Offspring)

[Guest saturnmark4life]

i fucking love raven. His new look is great, his coat is the best thing ever worn by a wrestler and i think as a wrestler/manager he'd be perfect. I've always loathed kane's 'human' stuff and would rather he was a heartless machine.

[Guest Invader3k]

I used to like Raven, but I know he'll never go anywhere in WWE, so what's the point?

[Guest evilhomer]

Awesome promo, I can't believe I forgot about it and missed Heat.

 

One question, was he standing in the ring pointing to the crowd, or was he slumped down in the corner?