The antichrist might have been born

[Guest cynicalprofit]

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1458676/2...?headlines=true

 

Be affraid children, be very affraid.

 

I remember when those hanson kids were such cute girls.

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

That is scary, and he's only 19, blimey!

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Good for him. Not a Hanson fan, but they at least can play instruments and aren't one dimensional.

[Guest Choken One]

I agree with Vern. Congrats to the young lady and the mother as well.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

I remember when those hanson kids were such cute girls.

That's funny on so many levels..

 

I remember when i first saw Hanson and their clip for that shitty "Mm Bop" song. As i was watching it, my best friend sat down next to me, looked towards the television, gazed upon Talyor Hanson and proclaimed "Wow, she's hot"

 

Illusion - Needs new friends

[Guest Brian]

I never noticed one of them was pregnant.

[Guest notJames]

Good for him. Not a Hanson fan, but they at least can play instruments and aren't one dimensional.

Hear hear. I actually am a fan of some of the songs, and they've definitely got tons more talent than all the Britneys, Lil Kims, Justins, and Ushers put together. Probably more than most of those pre-fab studio-created nu-metal acts as well.

 

Hooray for musical babies!!!

[Guest NoCalMike]

He's only 19, and has a kid, bwahaha, well at least he has money, otherwise his life would be officially OVER.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

He's 19 and the mother of the child is 18. This would fuck over most people, but he's got cash so he's lucky in that respect. If he's lucky, the relationship won't go to shit and he'll avoid child support hell.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

I found this passage interesting...

 

"Jordan Ezra arrived five months after the couple got married (see "Joey Fatone, Taylor Hanson — One's Married, The Other's Not")."

 

Innocent? I THINK NOT!

 

But anyway, I never understood the hate this group got. With all the sex/drugs/violence in music, this group seemed to be (and probably are) some nice, well-mannered boys. Now we can't have our children listening to THAT. Not when MC Kill Whitey has his new single "Bitch git on yo' kneez and peep deez nuts" out on the radio..

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Swear to god, the first time I saw that video with a friend of mine, we both thought they were all girls.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Well it took alot of convincing for me to accept that, in fact, Taylor Hanson was not a girl. I'm pretty certain that a small percentage of this was to try to kill the ambiguity joke once and for all.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I remember when I first saw that Mmmbop video. It took me to the end of the video to figure out that the drummer and the oldest one were indeed not girls. I still thought Taylor was a girl. I mean, he had a feminine name and he looked like a girl. Finally, I found out on the radio. Shocked me.

 

But, hey, congrats to him. Though, I was shocked to find out that a) Hanson is still around. b) they have longtime fans and c) one of them is actually famous. Scary.