10 Favorite Simpson's Episodes

[Guest Vern Gagne]

no order yet.

 

Krusty Gets Cancelled

Mr.Burn's Bear

Mr.Burn's Heir

Monorail

The Springfield Softball Team

Marge works at the Power Plant

Bart Becomes Famous

Apu gets Fired

Homer Loves Flanders

The Germans buy the Nuclear Plant

[Guest kane3212321]

The Joy Of Sect (Season 9)

 

Guess Who's Coming To Criticize Dinner (Season 11)

 

Behind The Laughter (Season 11)

 

Homer The Great (Season 6)

 

Radioactive Man (Season 7)

 

Halloween Special V (Season 6)

 

Halloween Special III (Season 4)

 

Brother From Another (Season 8)

 

The Springfield Files (Season 8)

 

Bart The Murderer (Season 3)

[Guest notJames]

Marge v. the Monorail - Donuts... is their anything they can't do?

Supercalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious - Can I be a boozehound? Not 'til you're fifteen.

Homer v. the City of New York - And then the C.H.U.D.s came...

Lisa on Ice - Don't make me run... I'm full of chocolate!

A Streetcar Named Marge - Will this bewitching floozy seduce this humble newsie...

King Size Homer - I wash myself with a rag on a stick...

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish - Poison... poison... tasty fish!

Duffless - My name was Brian McGee...

Behind the Laughter - Let me set the record straight... I thought the cop was a prostitue...

Homer's Barbershop Quartet - Baby on board... something something Burt Ward...

Lemon of Troy - So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Bart on the Road - Now remember... we're parked under the Sun Sphere...

Grade School Confidential - What kind of man wear's Armor Hot Dogs?!?

D'ohin' in the Wind - Homer Jay, will you teach us to make love?

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) - Glove slap, baby glove slap...

 

When it comes to the Simpson, ten is never enough.

 

(All links courtesy of the Simpsons Archive)

 

Just noticed that I picked a lot of the musical ones... hmmm...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Ok, this is generally based on Replayability - I can watch these eps. a dozen times and laugh just as (if not harder) each and every time. Just reading the script of it made me giggle like a school girl. Other factors include memorable lines that end up in my everyday conversation.

 

A Streetcar Named Marge

 

Would anyone ELSE like a taste of banality?

 

Homer the Heretic

 

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called ``wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

 

Treehouse of Horror III (Evil Krusty Doll, Dail Z for Zombies, and King Homer)

 

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!

Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.

Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!

Homer: [relieved] That's good.

Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.

Homer: [worried] That's bad.

Owner: But you get your choice of topping!

Homer: [relieved] That's good.

Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.

Homer: [stares]

Owner: That's bad.

 

Brother from the same planet

 

 

Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori.

 

Homer goes to college

 

Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.

 

Smithers: Actually sir, we found the jade monkey; it was in your glove compartment.

 

Burns: And the road maps? And ice scraper?

 

Smithers: They were in there too, sir.

 

Burns: Ex-cellent! It's all falling into place.

 

Treehouse of horror IV (Dracula, the devil and homer simpson, terror at 5 1/2 ft.)

 

Burns: [over the intercom] Welcome, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead --

 

Smithers: Sir, you have to let go of that button.

 

Burns: Well, son of a bit-

 

Deep Space Homer

 

Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?

 

Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty...that was _our_ planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! [weeps]

 

Itchy and Scratchy land

 

Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.

 

Officer: OK, throw her in the hole.

 

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

 

Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.

 

Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily --

 

Announcer: And they're off! She's The Fastest jumps out to an insurmountable lead.

 

Homer: You're lucky you got looks, Marge.

 

Announcer: As they round the far turn, it's She's The Fastest, followed by Always Comes in Second and I'm Number Three.

 

Homer: Yes! Come on, you little horse!

 

Announcer: And they're in the home stretch. It's -- wait! Another dog is on the track.

 

Bart: It's Santa's Little Helper.

 

Announcer: The mystery dog is gaining fast on the outside. Of course, he could never win this race...or could he?

 

[sLH chases the lead dog]

 

Lisa: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?

 

Marge: Uh oh...

 

Bart: It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. Come on, boy, you can do it!

 

Flaming Moes

 

Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's.

 

Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.

 

Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check. [calling] Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

 

Hugh: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.

 

Moe: Telephone. [hands over the receiver]

 

Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.

 

Bart: [surprised] Uh, hi.

 

Hugh: Who's this?

 

Bart: Bart Simpson.

 

Hugh: Well, what can I do for you, Bart?

 

Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

 

Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up] What a nice young man.

 

Homer at bat

 

Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry.

 

Darryl: Yes?

 

Homer: You play right field.

 

Darryl: Yes?

 

Homer: I play right field, too.

 

Darryl: So?

 

Homer: Well, are you better than me?

 

Darryl: Well, I never met you... but... Yes

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYL! DARRRRRRRRRRRYL!

 

The softball espisode also had the infamous exchange that was Lou & Eddie vs Steve Sax

[Guest treble charged]

Here are mine, no specific order:

 

Missionary: Impossible (Season Eleven)

Bart On The Road (Season Seven)

Hungry, Hungry Homer (Season Twelve)

You Only Move Twice (Season Eight)

Homer's Enemy (Season Eight)

Flaming Moe's (Season Three)

Homer At The Bat (Season Three)

Homer The Heretic (Season Four)

Mr. Plow (Season Four)

Deep Space Homer (Season Five)

[Guest MD2020]

DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYL! DARRRRRRRRRRRYL!

 

The softball espisode also had the infamous exchange that was Lou & Eddie vs Steve Sax

Also,

 

Burns: You there, Strawberry! Hit a homer!!

 

Strawberry: OK, skip.

 

He hits a home run.

 

Burns: I told him to do that.

 

 

I try to bring that up at any good sporting opportunity.

[Guest Eagan469]

Lemon Of Troy is my all-time fav

 

Millhouse: Hey, there's an old man sitting on a tree stump!

(kids ooh and aww)

 

Grandpa: Shut up!

[Guest bravesfan]

There will be no episode, past or present, that will top "The Springfield Softball Team" , also known as "Homer At Bat".

 

I guess it's the "We talking softball" theme that gets me every time.

[Guest dreamer420]

1. Weekend At Burnsies (Homer blazes!!!)

[Guest bravesfan]

Dammit, I just HAD to find that song on Kazaa and transcribe for you all....

 

Well, Mr. Burns had done it

The Power Plant had won it

With Roger Clemens clucking all the while

Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile

While Wade Boggs laid unconscious on the barroom tile-

 

We're talking softball,

From Maine to San Diego

We're talking softball

Mattingly and Canseco

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his run-in with the law

We're talking Homer, Ozzie and the Straw.

 

We're talking softball,

From Maine to San Diego

We're talking softball

Mattingly and Canseco

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his run-in with the law

We're talking Homer, Ozzie and the Straw.

[Guest RepoMan]

Excuse me if I don't have the correct titles

1. Power Plant goes on Strike ("Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces........")

2.Bart v. Austraila ("I'm surprised he could write so legibly on his but")

3. Homer at Bat

4. Mr Plow ("Call Mr Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow")

5. They Move to Terror Lake (Homer: Who wants to drive through a cactus patch?

Bart and Lisa: I do!

Sidshow Bob: No

Homer: Two to One)

6. Treehouse of Horror with the Shining

7. Maggies First Word

8. Bart Sells his Soul (Sorry Bart, I traded you soul for some Alf pogs. Remember Alf? He's back, in pog form.)

9. Lisa on Ice (Lisa fans: Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill Bart!

Bart Fans: Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!)

10. A Street Car Named Marge