MTV Euro Awards Results

[Guest Flyboy]

So you're mixed with God knows what and you have a bald spot?

 

Go Matt!

[Guest Incandenza]

I should've said a "thinner and whiter" Vin Diesel. No bald spot, either, though I shave my head, anyway, so that's beside the point.

 

I'm secure enough in my masculinity to say whether or not another man is good looking, but I don't get the deal about Diesel. However, knowing that plenty of women think he's a "hottie," I'm willing to take the comparison as a compliment.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Our 2000th and 1000th posts came in the same threads and had to do with a game of "Would you hit it" with Pink and K.O.

 

Kelly does nothing for me really. I think it's the snotty bitch factor that kills me on her, if she was a little cuter she could pull it off.

 

And Ash is either from England or Austraila, don't know for sure. But "Free All Angels" is my new favorite cd of the last couple years.

[Guest redbaron51]

I'd do pink, but she has to have pink hair. Pink with Black hair does not do anything for me.

 

Kelly O. I'd put a paper bag over my face to hide the embarassment.

 

MTV Europe Awards blow....did anyone know who played?

 

And for good girls, what about Jessica Simpson???

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'd do pink, but she has to have pink hair. Pink with Black hair does not do anything for me.

What if she renamed herself Black? :rimshot:

 

Jessica Simpson? Bah, that's TOO good... she's like a bible-bumper or something. She's the kind who sleeps around so little she'd already know you the daddy. Forget that.

 

How about Melanie Blatt from All Saints? I always thought she was good looking.

[Guest Incandenza]

I think Pink looks better with the dark hair, myself.

[Guest Kinetic]

She looks pretty decent blonde, I'd say. That's how she was on her MTV Diary special and I though she looked pretty do-able throughout.

[Guest Flyboy]

I think Pink looks better with the dark hair, myself.

I have to agree with Inc. on this one.

[Guest Incandenza]

Oh, she's bangable as a blonde, no doubt, but I never thought the pink hair was all that great.

[Guest Flyboy]

I think she even MORE bangable with black hair.

[Guest Incandenza]

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it regardless of hair color. Just stating where her varying hair colors rank on the ol' Fuckable Totem Pole.

[Guest Flyboy]

How did talking about the Euro MTV Awards turn into us discussing female artists we would bang?

[Guest Incandenza]

Due to the depressing amount of American artists dominating the European awards, we were left with little alternative.

[Guest Kinetic]

You've been around long enough to know that every discussion about female musicians turns into us debating about whether we'd fuck them or not.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Once again, I wouldn't do Kylie.

 

The rest of the females mentioned here, minus Osbourne(THE MOST ANNOYING FEMALE ON THE PLANET TODAY), are definitely doable.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest EricMM]

I think Pink is one of the best looking artists out there, buuuut she's a self-proclaimed bitch and a chain smoker to boot.

 

So she'd stink, taste bad, and be annoying. I mean, clearly, I'd still hit it, but it would um, be against my better judgement ;(

[Guest Vitamin X]

Then, who would be the perfect 'good girl' in music that you would want to hit?

One name says it all

 

Jessica Simpson

 

the single of "Irresistible" is worth getting merely because of the severely boner-inducing vocals....rrrrrrrrowl

[Guest Incandenza]

Jessica Simpson is bleh. I'd rather tap the ass of Mandy Moore.

[Guest Flyboy]

Hmm... I'd also throw my hat in for Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton.