The Unofficial Smarkie Awards

[Guest godthedog]

What about a Handicap Feud:

 

GoodHelmet vs. Marney/Dr.Tom/Mr.Rant

 

Just tossing something out there.

 

My apologies to Will.

this sounds good.

 

when was it?

[Guest Incandenza]

What about a Handicap Feud:

 

GoodHelmet vs. Marney/Dr.Tom/Mr.Rant

 

Just tossing something out there.

 

My apologies to Will.

this sounds good.

 

when was it?

I'm thinking it was when GH was complaining about the flaming that goes on in CE.

[Guest godthedog]

I like to think that we weed out most of the dumber portions of the board, simply by being rude to them until they go away. That paves the way for the socially illiterate element to run things, which is par for the course on any message board.

 

And I'm enabled to insult you all like that due to the fact that I most certainly have viewed at least ten wrestling matches from Japan. I've got them all on one tape. Some of them are pretty all right.

there's obviously something subliminal going on here. i think we should all skip the "how many japan matches have you seen" formality and just compare dick size, cause that's what it's really all about.

[Guest Incandenza]

You know what keeps me from getting into puro? I'd rather use the money I'd have to spend on it to go towards CDs. Music is of a much higher priority than wrestling.

[Guest godthedog]

that's why we just need to compare dick size.

 

that'll be another 'feud of the year' candidate.

 

jingus's dick v. jubuki's dick.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Intelligence is clearly measured by the amount of japanese wrestling you've seen. Everyone knows it. I know that I'm a submoronic cretin who's content with crappy American wrestling. That's why I work at the gas station, and guys like Jubuki are running the country. Nothing else would make sense.

[Guest Incandenza]

Remember fk teale's flame of Jubuki? He (teale) brought up the Smiths. If Jubuki likes the Smiths, he's aces.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Banky vs. Rob Johnstone had it's moments too.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I don't remember Banky v. Rob Johnstone. What happened?

[Guest Sassquatch]

Banky and Rob got into it with one another after they had a disagreement in the WWE folder.

 

A post was made in NHB by Rob that gave a rebuttal to Banky's points, which opened the floodgates. Banky basically destroyed Rob by refuting each one of his empty facts/points with his own points and facts, which Banky was able to supply and backup.

 

Rob was unanimously declared the loser by nearly everyone who read Banky's rebuttal and after that Rob shortly went on hiatus from posting at the Smarts and just recently returned to the board to post.

 

An "Internet Squash" if you will.

[Guest Incandenza]

It just isn't possible for Rob to win a written war. Maybe if he's matched up with someone of equal intelligence, like Risk, but otherwise....

[Guest J*ingus]

I'm in the minority, but I still think Risk came out on top in that one. Best feud though? Uh, probably one of the Smarks vs. WDI thingies. They were like the DDT shit would've been if there were actual intelligent people on both ends.

[Guest Sassquatch]

*big laugh*

 

Are you talking about the ill-fated Smarts invasion of WDI?

 

That ended up being such a disaster for the Smarts posters that tried to invade WDI that even some of the veterans from Vietnam were turning their heads.

 

CWM can explain how badly the whole "Smarts Invade WDI" went if he's up to the task.

 

 

And aren't these awards determined by things that have happened on the Smarts board only?

[Guest LooseCannon]

The reason Rob was able to top Risk was that, amazingly, Rob was actually right about something. Namely, that Risk was a complete idiot. As a sidenote, I also very much enjoyed watching Marney go out of her way to beat up on Risk whenever he posted in current events as well, even when she agreed with him. Every itertion of WDI v Smarts left just about everyone looking dumb in my opinion. But I enjoyed them anyway. I enjoy non-sensical internet drama. It spices things up.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think Rob fits the description of "Guy I'd beat the everloving shit out of if I ran into anyone like them in real life" the most.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

Of course Rob is the only guy that you could beat up from this board Kotz.

 

Then again I guess retard beatings must be big in your neck of the woods or something.

 

 

Rob is like the kid in high school that just pisses you off and causes you to want to beat the shit out of him even though he is harmless as has been proven time after time.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Now how do YOU know that? I'm quite physically capable of such things as laying beatdowns, believe it or not.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

We'll call it a "hunch."

 

Ravers can be pretty strange in the fights that I have witnessed them involved in but I can't say that they came out on top of those most of the time.

 

Kotz, my money is on you if and when you do get the chance to beat the living piss out of Rob. I hope you'll be able to provide something like the "Before I beat Rob up" pics along with the "After I beat Rob's ass into a bloody pulp" pics for the board so we can all look in astonishment over seeing a glowstick stuck up Rob's candy ass.

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm not strange in fights so much as I'm psychotic. I won't admit defeat until I'm being dragged away or pinned down, and even then I'm trying to headbutt or bite whoever I can. I consider my whole body a weapon as well as a punching bag, and I treat others the same. I'll punch another guy with glasses right in the face, and if the glasses don't break and damage their eyes, I'll do the honors myself.

 

Anyways, without getting into grisly details of what I would do and have done, let's just say I'm pretty much a rabid animal. I'd never be able to box effectively, as I'd always want to kick the guy or something.

 

And you're damn fucking straight I'd defend her. Even if someone YOUR size was accosting her, I'd do my damndest to sacrfice myself for her safety.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest SP-1]

If you turn the lights out, Kotz can arm himself with various glowing things and dance in such a way that the poor guy won't see it coming. It's a genius tactic, really.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Har har.

 

I actually wouldn't want to tangle with SP. He looks like he could mess someone up legit. Too bad he seems like he wouldn't hurt a fly. He'd be a useful bouncer or something.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest SP-1]

Yeah, I'm a fairly peaceful guy. I do sit/stand and look menacing rather well.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

How many times has Robstone been verbally slapped around on this board? I was kind of hoping that Marney and I were original when we tore into him for his statements that evolution was false and that the great deluge explained things better.

[Guest NoCalMike]

How about Marney vs. Whoever is not as rightwing whacko as her?

[Guest crandamaniac]

Banky and Rob got into it with one another after they had a disagreement in the WWE folder.

 

A post was made in NHB by Rob that gave a rebuttal to Banky's points, which opened the floodgates. Banky basically destroyed Rob by refuting each one of his empty facts/points with his own points and facts, which Banky was able to supply and backup.

 

Rob was unanimously declared the loser by nearly everyone who read Banky's rebuttal and after that Rob shortly went on hiatus from posting at the Smarts and just recently returned to the board to post.

 

An "Internet Squash" if you will.

I thought RobEDangerously did that, not RobJohnStone

[Guest Sassquatch]

Maybe you're right crand.

 

My apologies for the possible mistake.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Crandy's right. I remember that.

[Guest Sassquatch]

My apologies to RobJohnStone.

 

Thanks crand.

[Guest Jubuki]

Not that it would matter - RobStone's been everyone's message board bitch for the better part of 2 years, pretty much ever since I've known he existed.

[Guest Flyboy]

I think Jubuki's message was calling the kettle black, but anyhow...

 

Even though people's opinions on Rob isn't high, the guy has help me get a plethora of PC games that I wanted and I didn't have to buy. In that regards, I hold him in high esteem. Plus, I bitchslap his ass in Madden 2003 from time to time.