CALLING ALL WRITERS!!

[Guest Frank Zappa Mask]

Hey guys.  I definetly dig the political discussion that occurs here, and I was hoping to use some of your talents.  I'm in the process of launching a wrasslin/everything else newsletter called UHWAHHH~!, and I was looking for any material you guys might want to have put out.  If you want to write anything, and I mean anything, send it to [email protected] and I will print it.  And then we can bring joy to all the children in the world.....

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Uhwahhh -- is that the sound of a dying giraffe?

[Guest DrTom]

That's a good idea, Chris, but I *really* think you need to change that name.  I'm not sure what it's supposed to signify, but unless parody is your aim (and it doesn't sound like that's the case), I think you need a more serious title.  I know how difficult naming something like that can be: I pondered names for my website for weeks before finally settling on one (and it was actually suggested by someone else).

 

Another piece of advice: lose the wrestling content.  If you want to cater to the wrestling audience, make a wrestling newsletter.  But if you want to cater to a crowd interested in politics, current events, and world affairs, most of them will snicker at the wrestling content and think less of your publication as a result.  That's why I yanked the wrestling content from my site.  I'm not opposed to writing about it, but it's a disparate audience from a politically-savvy one.  Since I've done that, my hits have almost doubled.  Take that for what you will.

[Guest DubWiser]

"Uhwahh," the crowd loved it. Another headbutt, another fall, another "uhwahh."

 

//Pubes

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Agree w/ Tom on this one. Scrap the wrestling content. It's hard to jump from a story about America's war on terrorism to one about Steph's fake boobs.

[Guest DubWiser]

DrTom Declares War On Fake Boobs, Promptly Changes His Mind

[Guest DrTom]

"DrTom Declares War On Fake Boobs, Promptly Changes His Mind"

 

Heh.  The fake ones feel just the same as the real ones.  And unless you're talking about someone getting 72EEE tits, I'm all for breast augmentation.  All women should be required to be at least a C cup.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

I somewhat disagree. I find B-cups perfectly acceptable, myself.

 

But there's nothing wrong with some big titties.

[Guest J*ingus]

I disagree.  I've had personal experience with both, and the tactile differences between natural breasts and augmented ones are almost instantly recognizable, especially on the sides of the boob.

[Guest DrTom]

Hmm... maybe it's the difference between silicone and saline, then?