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Guest Nevermortal
Posted
Triple H injured during title match  

 

Triple H suffered an injury, reportedly to his throat area, during the Elimination Chamber Match at Survivor Series on Sunday night. Triple H has been taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation. WWE.com will have an update on The Game's condition as soon as it becomes available.

 

Well...ok...

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

its been like, 5 minutes. Jesus christ.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

This bodes not well for RVD who must have injured him.

 

...

 

meanwhile he has only endeared himself to me more.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

HHH will still cut those hellacious 20 minute promos, so help him. He will ENTERTAIN~!

Guest HartFan86
Posted

My prediction of SOMEONE getting hurt has come true.

 

Even if I figured it was gunna be HBK.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Who here thinks they're going to break out the KANE VOICE VIBRATOR for Crips tomorrow?

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

I wonder if RVD is injured. And just because I don't enjoy HHH's work, I hope he's okay.

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

God Bless RVD.

 

He sacrificed his career so that we may be spared more of the same from HHH. He has cleared the way for Chris Jericho and Booker T to jump into the ME.

 

RVD shall live in my memory forever.

Posted
And just because I don't enjoy HHH's work, I hope he's okay.

I don't.

 

Damn my soul to hell, BAH GAWD.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

I hope that a truck rams into the ambulance and RVD gets out and says: "I laid the smackdown on his crippled ass...dude"

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

I am going to hell anyway. So fuck HHH, fuck him up his stupid ass. Karma possibly bites him in the ass twice in the span of a year and a half. Maybe there is a god.

Posted

How come I only gets the picking on?

 

pinjockey and the bastard bps was saying stuff, too.

 

I hope HHH slips on a bananna peel, tears both his quads, and hits the ground to have a concussion. Fuck the bastard.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

I don't wish death on HHH.....but having him lose his vocal cords is nice.

Guest CanadianChick
Posted
How come I only gets the picking on?

 

pinjockey and the bastard bps was saying stuff, too.

 

I hope HHH slips on a bananna peel, tears both his quads, and hits the ground to have a concussion. Fuck the bastard.

I didn't see their posts when I was replying.

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Posted

YAY! RVD is the savior of Smarks everywhere! He died in the Elimination Chamber so that all may be better for us! Jesus Van Dam!

Guest Human Fly
Posted
Karma possibly bites him in the ass twice in the span of a year and a half.

 

Then he'll come back with training videos again, and we'll have to be tortured by his babyface act again.

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

My hopes for HHH's injury lie below Tommy Maddox (that is too much for anyone possibly hope he turns out ok though) and above McNabb (broken ankle never killed anyone)

Posted
I don't wish death on HHH.....but having him lose his vocal cords is nice.

I don't wish death on HHH either... just a couple of torn quads.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

I'm trying to figure out what I can wish on HHH that will keep him out of booking meetings as well as off my TV.

 

Coma I guess

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

Human Fly, I would love to see babyface HHH again because that would surely drive the ratings to the low 2s. At that point Vince would have to do something or else they would fold soon and everyone could be released from their contracts anyway.

Guest the pinjockey
Posted
I'm trying to figure out what I can wish on HHH that will keep him out of booking meetings as well as off my TV.

 

Coma I guess

Make it something embarrasing though like a year long case of explosive diarhea followed by 59 years of impotence and I am sure he would never show his face again.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

I wonder if HHH will ever be able to spit water again.

 

It also might clear his uh problem...

Guest humongous2002
Posted

He injured his throat when he was swallowing a load from HBK.

Guest cynicalprofit
Posted

HHH new manager, Steph, why, because it makes 0 sense outside of political reasons.

Posted
This bodes not well for RVD who must have injured him.

 

...

 

meanwhile he has only endeared himself to me more.

Maybe not. After all, Show injured Lesnar, and they thanked him for that by giving him the title.

Guest The Tino Standard
Posted
I'm trying to figure out what I can wish on HHH that will keep him out of booking meetings as well as off my TV.

 

Coma I guess

I can picture it now...

 

HHH walks into a booking meeting at Raw tomorrow, wearing a neckbrace and unable to speak because of vocal chord damage done at Survivor Series by RVD.

 

Still wanting to get his $0.02 in at the meeting, H carries a marker board with him. As they go through the script for Raw, a frustrated but silent HHH furiously scribbles on his board and then holds it up for all to see...

 

"HOLD-uh DOWN-uh JERICHO-uh"

 

Then, he'd probably add something about

 

"RVD-uh IS NOT OVER-uh! BURY HIM-uh!!!!"

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

HHH could always use a computer to talk for him.

 

Pray-uh for Mojo-uh

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