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Posted

Ladies and Gentlemen,

our future of wrestling....

 

 

 

 

Stephen Hawking.

Guest humongous2002
Posted

Damn, it will be like win, loose or draw at the booking meetings.

Guest Trivia247
Posted

I'd be more Worried about RVD and Jericho than HHH because RVD all but shattered his knee it looked like and Jericho was the first to go Plate glass diving.

Guest Redhawk
Posted

If RVD did injure HHH, then it can safely be said that RVD will never win the World title (on either show) nor will he ever headline a PPV again. Same goes for Booker T and Jericho. If Kane did it, he might be jobbed out to Batista or something like that, but he'll recover and resume his bi-annual main event pushes. If HBK did it, then....well, nothing would happen to him I bet.

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

He's pushed himself down everyone else's throat so many times, we might as well send him get well letters that say "Join the club!"

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

What is pathetic? The fact that many people are happy? Excuse me a minute.

 

:dances a jig while watching the replay:

 

I am sad he is hurt. He is a great wrestler and is the only person holding this company together in these stressful times. I just hope this injury does not prevent him from giving those motivational speeches to everyone. He is a shining light in this darkness and I am sure the company would fold if not for him making all of the stars he has like this young HBK fella.

Posted

If I were RVD, I'd wanna injure Crips too...

 

HHH: Hey-uh, you need to learn to how-uh work the WWE style. This-uh flippy stuff aint cool-uh, it got me injured.

 

RVD: Oh, hey man. I'm sorry dude, I guess next time we put on a main-event I'll just do a punchfest.

 

HHH: Thats-uh right-uh. Maybe one-uh day you can be Champ.

 

RVD: Wow dude, you mean it??

 

HHH, HBK: *laugh-uh*

Guest Zero_Cool
Posted

Uhm, any word on RVD's condition? It looked like he fucked up his knee pretty bad.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

....

 

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! :lol:

 

I'm sorry, I'm sorry--this is just the funniest thing on the board since the picture posts of the new Lesnar gimmicks.

 

I hope that a truck rams into the ambulance and RVD gets out and says: "I laid the smackdown on his crippled ass...dude"

Oh, the irony--since I was using RVD in Season mode on Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth and Hogan did the semi attack on RVD. That made it EXTRA funny.

 

Oh, and when Vince announced "the Game" was back, it was after Jericho beat me in the 6-Pack challenge for the title, HHH comes down to the ring and kicks his ass. I swear, not lying at all.

 

*goes back to flinging snowballs of ICY COLD DEATH at HHH on his game*

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
If RVD did injure HHH, then it can safely be said that RVD will never win the World title (on either show) nor will he ever headline a PPV again.

Eh, I don't really mind this since for now I'm more concerned with him ever walking again.

 

Does it say what move injured Triple H? 'Cuz it looked to my friend and I like he was injured really early in the match, ever since RVD bashed him into the side of the cage a bunch of times. Was that it?

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

On the five star his shin landed on HHH's throat there are other threads with more details.

Guest Zero_Cool
Posted

That's HHH's fucking fault. He was way too close to the damned cage.

 

Funny, HHH moved into the middle of the ring for Shawn's elbow.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

Hopefully, we won't get "HHH learning how to speak again" segments ala the Steamboat/Savage feud

Guest snowfan
Posted
I'm trying to figure out what I can wish on HHH that will keep him out of booking meetings as well as off my TV.

 

Coma I guess

I can picture it now...

 

HHH walks into a booking meeting at Raw tomorrow, wearing a neckbrace and unable to speak because of vocal chord damage done at Survivor Series by RVD.

 

Still wanting to get his $0.02 in at the meeting, H carries a marker board with him. As they go through the script for Raw, a frustrated but silent HHH furiously scribbles on his board and then holds it up for all to see...

 

"HOLD-uh DOWN-uh JERICHO-uh"

 

Then, he'd probably add something about

 

"RVD-uh IS NOT OVER-uh! BURY HIM-uh!!!!"

Awesome post....

 

Steph-uh get me some water-uh I can still spit-uh Dad I can go-uh....

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

Hmmm...

 

Big Show hurts Brock = Big Show Title reign

 

Will RVD hurting HHH = RVD Title reign?...

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

I hope RVD isn't hurt at all.

 

Because if he blew out his knee and all the WWE talks about is HHH's throat...well...that kind of sucks.

Guest notJames
Posted
That's HHH's fucking fault. He was way too close to the damned cage.

 

Funny, HHH moved into the middle of the ring for Shawn's elbow.

The roof of the cage also gave RVD no room to jump up or out. He basically jumped in a vertical position. I'm sure that contributed to the "botched" impact.

 

And since RVD was able to walk back to the locker room under his own power, I'd say he's most likely okay. Can't say the same for his future in the company, though.

 

RIP, RVD's title push. We hardly knew ye.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

RVD had a title push?

 

If it's RIP I cant say as we'll see a difference in programming anyway.

 

Back to lower midcard tag matches with you RVD.

 

On a side note...RVD failed to win the "world" title for the 5th straight time in the WWE (No Mercy 01, Jericho on RAW, Taker on RAW, HHH at Unforgiven, EC at SS) and still holds the record for the most "world" champions pinned during their title reign!

 

So you know...

 

BEST. RUNNER-UP. EVER.

Guest notJames
Posted

Correction: RIP RVD's Main Event push.

 

Although they might resurrect it on those nights when they need a fall guy in a 10-man clusterfuck.

 

I predict tonight he'll be feuding with Nowinski, because you can't spell "Harvard" without RVD.

 

You also can't spell well-received, rendered invalid, extremely overlooked, ummm, .... Darth Vader... ;)

Guest El Satanico
Posted

RVD gets told to walk it off and if it's gets worse drive yourself to the hospital

 

HHH gets breaking news coverage

 

Seems fair

 

 

Wonder how long until we get....HHHNN

Guest Dangerous A
Posted

I hope both RVD and HHH are going to be ok in the long run.

 

Oops, sorry, I forgot I can't wish HHH to be healthy because he's smark enemy number 1.

 

Let me go back to my smark ways: Fuck HHH, Fuck Steph. Hope Vince starts giving me the "wrestling" that I he's always delivered on time and time again.

 

What the fuck ever.

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