Guest nWoScorpion Posted March 4, 2002 Report Posted March 4, 2002 -As I sit in school waisting 6 clorious hours of my life, I decided to take a damn break and talk about some shit. wrestling in fact. -Today, my subject is the winner take all match. Include: walktrough briefly of the match, the hype, what coulda been done to make it better, and of course, the aftermath. -Ever since the first invasion occured in May of 2001, WCW and WWF were at war, starting with the "inaugural Brawl" that had WAY TOO MANY WWF faces in it. Only Booker T & DDP were not in the WWF a month previous, unlike the dudleys & Rhyno who have been around. We got month afte rmonth after damn month of ECW/WCW kicking WWF's ass, all leading up the 1 Match, Winner Take All, 5 on 5 elimanation rules. Prospective WWF Lineup: Rock, Chris jericho, Kurt Angle, Undertaker, Kane -WCW/ECW lineup (fuck Alliance, I refuse to use that name) booker T, RVD, Test, DDP, Stone cold, shane Mcmahon (if neccesary) -But then, WWF did the fuckin dumbest thing, turning the WAY OVER FACE Kurt ange, into the other camp. Sheesh. Kill him now why dont ya?!?! Thus, Vince Mcmahon is put into the roster. -Now for the real match that WAS scheduled: The Rock, Chris jericho, Undertaker, Kane, Vince Mcmahon(!?) vs. Stone cold, Kurt angle, RVD, Booker T, shane O' Mac -but wait.. -Vince desides to be a prick cause he didnt want to job, so we get.. -THE BIG FUCKIN SHOW!! -Talk about scrapping the bottom, of the ex-mian eventers, lower midcarders barrell for that one. 100 bucks says who is first. -So hears the buildup. NOTHING! we just get run in after run in for 3 weeks. The last brawl with everyone knocking each other out with a signature move. -Lets not forget "Sing-a-long" Steve Austin & "Blue Chipper" Rockly Miavia's duet on Raw previous. The video package is sweet with clips of everyone kicking major ass on each other. HOLY S*IT! A backshot of Meat, or should I say, 3 Second Staziak. Damn, sex puns w/o even trying. Rude Remarks = Ratings. Everyone has a seperate entrance... Shane Mcmahon dancing all the while..... Booker T and that somewhat forgotten smile.... RVDDDDDDDDDDd..... Angle and the Snake!! Ok, Im ripping off the simpsons "softbal"" song with with my own words, so sue me. Team WWF.. WELL ITS THE BIG BIG SHOW!! "The Big Red Machine" Kane! "american Bad Ass" The undertaker! KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN...... BREAK DOWN THE WALLS! CHRIS JERICHOOOO! IF YA SMELLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!! THE ROCK!! CAN YOU DIG THE LENUP SUCKA?! Well, minus Show, everyone in hear is on my all time favorites list. Stone Cold with the finger tpo rock, team WWF and the crowd, Rock fights back slam, figner to austin, finger to Shanes Crew elbow. I SWEAR TO GOD shane broke up 100 fuckin pin attmepts in the span of 5 minutes. ITS THE BIG SLOWWW!! Angle-Slam!! Fuck You Fat Ass!! Hey, put some Spin-a-rooni on that beef, with Booker and the Scisscor kick of Doom! RVD wants some mo' and nails a BEAUTFIUL ***** Frog Splash. and its Shane O' Mac, Simba, the Giant Killer, The Man of a thousand nicknames, with the big (Well, medium) elbow of death for the first elimaantion. Shane dances and Rock comes in, and Shane looks scared. I can pin point the exact time shane layed a big shit in his pantas when he saw the rock. Here comes Kane. CHOKESLAM FROM HELL!!! not in reference to clothelsine to Hell, wehich is mainly a fucking lariat, thanks Mr. Scorpion for mentioning that. Kane with th chokeslam and.....undertaker comes in. TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! WHOOOLY SHIT. Someone call the morgue. Get the death ceritifcate, CGI Motherf*cka CGI! Jericho puts shane away from his missary with the Lionsault. -Downhill for the WWF from here. RVD puts Kane away in short order with a one footed missle dropkick that looks more like the superkick for 3. And the man got up from the 5 star frog splash?!?! Someone look and see if Vince La Russo is back, cause this aint funny. undertaker then mercelessly beats the shit out of EVERYONE on team Al. untila Austin STUNNER pins him. HE GOT BEAT UP 0 ITMES B4 THIS AND GETS PINNED?!!?! <Slaps Vince Mcmahon.> -the rock is alone while Jericho take shis time getting off the floor froma beating. School boy or Inside Cradle gets Booker T sucka! Mr. Buckwheat is bye bye. RVD back in and he and Jericho with a sweet sequence ending with Jericho getting the pin. Not too long til Rock forces angle to tap out. WATSUPWITDAT?!?!!? Austin pins Jericho after nothing notable. Then Jerihco TURNS OIN THE ROCK!!! I thank all the idiots who owe me 20 bucks each for calling that. Undertaker gets in Jerichos face about it and they both leave. SIDE NOTE: Why didnt THEY Fued if Jericho & undertaker are getting in each others face, instead of tURINING THEM BOTH heel? Call ms. cleo for answers. BAck to the match. Austin locks in the sharpshooter. Hebner rings the bell, Vince laughs in Rocks face. rock spits in Vinces face, and starts writing WCW with his finger. Oh wait, that wasnt THIS years survivor seres. Rock makes the rope. Ausitn later gets locked in it himself while grasping the WWF title. Nick Patrick and the Drunken elvs stop Hebner from counting 3, then austin KNOCKS him cold cause of a 2 count. Angle rushes the ring, takes the title and BASHES Austin with it, Rock Bottom! 1! 2! 3! Its over! WWF WINS WWF WINS! WWF! WWF! WWF! Oh shit, i went into my JR impersonation Impersonations = Ratinga see nWo/Horsmen, DX/Nation, DX/Corporation. final shots of Vince Mcmahon raising his arm in triumph that the WWF won, with the rock giving him a funny glair all the while. Whgy couldnt this boil down to Vince & shane?!! Let Vicne win a match vs. him for once. My Way: 1.) Booker T 2.) Kane 3.) Chris jericho 4.) Rob Van dam 5.) Undertaker 6.) Kurt Angle 7.) Steve Austin 8.) the Rock (blatant interference) 9.) Shane Mcmahon WINNER: VINCE MCMAHON All this leads up to the night after. Austin, RVD, Angle are all of a sudden faces, while Jerichos a heel. Then Angle turns Heel again by bragging about saving the WWF. JERRY LAWLERS BACK!! PUPPIES WOOHOO! Test, christian, dudleys are still around. William regal kisses Mr. Mcmahons ass. (FUNNY) I swear Lawler was having a heart attack and laguhing at the same time. Shane & stephanie gettingwhat they desirved. And me gwetting what i desirved, a shot up Stephs skirt. Angle is the new champion...until Jack tunney declares the title vancant and the RR winner is the new champion! Oh wait, wrong year again. Ric Flair walks out (WOOOOOO!) to a hugh ovation. Him and vince, they're Partners!! Austin coems out to a Vince Mcmahon sign of tugging his ear, queing the Stone cold shattering glass theme. Austin whips ass and drinks beer with flair. Wooooo!
Guest Army Eye Posted March 4, 2002 Report Posted March 4, 2002 I liked this for the most part, but you think the winner take all should've come down to Vince vs. Shane??? That would've been horrible!
Guest nWoScorpion Posted March 5, 2002 Report Posted March 5, 2002 I believe that cause the whole thing wa sbased AROUND THEM AND THIER FEDs. Vince coullda stayed on the corner for the whole match til the end.
Guest Choken One Posted March 5, 2002 Report Posted March 5, 2002 I kind of agree...It would have been better as People still Viewed Austin as WWF...Shane was the one who started this whole mess and should have been the one that ended it all for them.
Guest The Electrifyer Posted March 6, 2002 Report Posted March 6, 2002 I enjoyed the match because we got the "idea" of WCW/ECW going up againas the WWF. What I didn't like was some of the WWF roster joining the WCW one. When WWF guys joined ECW, I felt that was fine, because they were not going anywhere anyways, but when guys like Test, Christian and Austin turned, it was too much. Vince and the WWF should have sign Hogan, Hall, Nash, Perfect, Flair and a couple other main eventing WCW stars to join team WCW. It would have been much better if WCW was actually made of WCW wrestlers.
Guest nWoScorpion Posted March 6, 2002 Report Posted March 6, 2002 Well, Several of the top WCW guys were still under Time Warner contracts. So eh. Trivia: What WCW superstar made one WWF appearence before being shipped to OVW? (hint: he was at the show where ECW merged with WCW)
Guest Zack Malibu Posted March 8, 2002 Report Posted March 8, 2002 Trivia Answer: Mark Jindrak He was in the 10 man tag/brawl that night...now he's fighting Prototype in OVW. Hopefully the WWF will bring O'Haire and Jindrak back as a duo to revitalize the tag division. I know there are solo hopes for O'Haire, but why rush it.
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