Party drinks

[Guest benoitrules2000]

Basically, I need some recipes for kick-ass drinks for a party i'm going to saturday night.

Post the best shit with instructions.

I'm looking for stuff that tastes alright but fucks you up.

Keep in mind I'm from a small city in australia so i'm not sure of the selection of drinks I can find.

 

Help me out fellow smarks!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Okay. Time to make the giant hairy buffalo.

 

First, get all the clear liquor you can find. Rum, Vodka, shit like that.

 

Next, get a gigantic container like a trashcan or something that is clean and watertight.

 

Get a shitload of fruit punch.

 

Fill the barrell with punch and booze. Dump in a couple big bottles of 7-Up, too.

 

Add pieces of fresh fruit, like chunks of watermelon, strawberries, apple halves, peaches, basically anything that will soak up the liquor. Drink the punch and eat the fruit. Guaranteed to fuck a party up royally. (ESPECIALLY if Everclear gets involved in this)

 

The best thing to do is to tell a cloister of friends to each bring a bottle of something clear, then just dump it all together. I guarantee this will taste good no matter what.

[Guest razazteca]

buy liquor add soda: COKE or 7up

 

juice and liquor: orange, pineapple, cranberry

 

NEVER mix Everclear with anything other than kool aide, purple is prefered.

[Guest starvenger]

I'm with the Agent. But use any concentrated fruit punch, as that sweetness will obscure pretty much anything.

[Guest converge241]

Sweaty Pussy (for the ladies)

 

Captain Morgan Parrot Bay

Peach Shcnapps

Orange-Strawberry-Banana Juice

and a lifesavers Breath savers candy

 

the women will melt!!

 

heres the other one

its complicated so get ready

 

Jack Daniels

 

and

 

 

Coke

 

*mix*

 

*serve*

 

cant go wrong with a standard