Someone stole Albert's clothes.

[Guest buffybeast]

This was taken from WWE.com. Some bastard stole my sexy man's clothes that he recently purchased in New York. I think he needs some sexual consoling......wink wink

 

NEW YORK -- Nov. 17, 2002 -- Albert was already leery of the Big Apple before he even got to town for Survivor Series. After all, he's a Boston native, so he comes from one of this city's most passionate rivals.

 

But there are some advantages to visiting the largest city in the U.S. -- and, Albert learned the hard way, some disadvantages as well.

 

Advantage: In a city like this, there are stores that cater to men who are around his size, 6 foot 7, 350 pounds. Like many Superstars, particularly those who didn't have a match tonight, Albert made his way down to one of nearby the big-and-tall type stores and, he says, "purchased a lot of clothing for a lot of money."

 

Of course, many fans approached Albert for an autograph while he was browsing for clothes. He told them he'd gladly sign once he was finished shopping. In retrospect, that may have been a mistake.

 

Disadvantage: With four bags of newly purchased clothes in his hands, Albert kept his word to sign autographs. But he put his bags down to sign. Many customers left the store with Albert's signature. One of them walked out with one of his bags - the one with his favorite outfit.

 

Albert was not happy.

 

"Needless to say, it's a good thing Albert is not (wrestling) tonight," he said. "Because somebody was going to get hurt."

 

Referring to the theft, he added with a slight smirk, "That s*** doesn't happen in Boston."

[Guest ryankeast]

Just out of intrest Buffy, what is it about Albert you like.

 

Also who are your other favourite wrestlers?

[Guest snowfan]

Just out of intrest Buffy, what is it about Albert you like.

 

Also who are your other favourite wrestlers?

JR likes the hosses...

 

(j/k Buffy)

[Guest buffybeast]

Just out of intrest Buffy, what is it about Albert you like.

 

Also who are your other favourite wrestlers?

LOL @snowfan.

 

Ryan, I like really big men personally. I love Albert's bald hair and his man fur. Yes, I think that's sexy.

 

As a wrestling fan, I like power wrestlers just as much as a like cruisers. I am a fan of just about every wrestler. There aren't that many who I actively dislike. My favs that are on the current roster are Rey Rey, Eddie Guerrero, Angle, Benoit, Shane Helms, Bill Demott (although I liked him more when he was in WCW), Bubba Ray Dudley. But like I said, I pretty much like everyone with the exception of a few (HBK, Bradshaw).

[Guest ryankeast]

OK thanx.

[Guest franchise632]

Ok now I believe that Buffy is not J.R. She said that she doesnt like BRADSHAW!!!!! So obviously its not possible for Buffy to be J.R. without being a Bradshaw fan....... Unless that is there to throw us off

 

 

*j/k*

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

You don't like Bradshaw?!

 

what the hell is going on here...

[Guest buffybeast]

You don't like Bradshaw?!

 

what the hell is going on here...

I liked Bradshaw when he was in APA. I guess it's wrong to say that I don't like him. I just wasn't happy with his last push. He is not main even or even semi main even caliber.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

BuffyBeast is not JR. I posted with her on a board called "Squared Circle Wrestling Forum". A board so anti-WWE that one guy (aesirion) tried to tell me that Vince McMahon "wasn't responsible for the death of WCW, he just opportunized."

 

 

Riiiiiiight.

[Guest Goodear]

Why would you steal Albert's clothes to begin with? The guy is 6'7'' 350 lbs! I know loose clothing is a fashion, but that's just silly. Plus, he probably tried them all on... so you'll be using the lint brush on those bad boys for weeks.

[Guest dreamer420]

LOL. You know all of those clothes were filled with Albert fur.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You'd probably steal Albert's clothing to sell them on E-Bay, mentioning that they were his clothes.

 

And I can understand BuffyBeast being an Albert fan. Hell, I'm a Hogan mark when almost everyone else on this forum despises Hogan...

[Guest buffybeast]

Why would you steal Albert's clothes to begin with? The guy is 6'7'' 350 lbs! I know loose clothing is a fashion, but that's just silly. Plus, he probably tried them all on... so you'll be using the lint brush on those bad boys for weeks.

 

I didn't steal Albert's clothes!!!! Besides, he probably only tried them on for a hot second. So his natural man essence wouldn't be in them. I'm more likely to steal his suitcase with clothes he's worn multiple times.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

You'd probably steal Albert's clothing to sell them on E-Bay, mentioning that they were his clothes.

No way she would sell them. And wno way anyone would buy them.

 

Buffy, aren't you afraid that if you got Albert all alone that he might roll on top of you and crush like a she-grape?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You'd probably steal Albert's clothing to sell them on E-Bay, mentioning that they were his clothes.

No way she would sell them. And wno way anyone would buy them.

 

Buffy, aren't you afraid that if you got Albert all alone that he might roll on top of you and crush like a she-grape?

Sounds like a worry that I had when a friend of my mom's married Mabel/Viscera.

[Guest buffybeast]

Buffy, aren't you afraid that if you got Albert all alone that he might roll on top of you and crush like a she-grape?

I could handle the pressure. I'm a big, strong girl. Hehe.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

*looks at buffy's sig pic*

Oh, man, what happened to Crash Holly?

[Guest buffybeast]

*looks at buffy's sig pic*

Oh, man, what happened to Crash Holly?

Huh? I never had a pic of Crash in my sig. In fact, the Bill Demott pic is the first non-Albert pic I've ever had in my sig.

[Guest RepoMan]

BuffyBeast is not JR. I posted with her on a board called "Squared Circle Wrestling Forum". A board so anti-WWE that one guy (aesirion) tried to tell me that Vince McMahon "wasn't responsible for the death of WCW, he just opportunized."

 

 

Riiiiiiight.

Vince didn't kill WCW, it killed itself for many reasons we all know. I don't think that opinion is overly anti-WWF.

[Guest creativename]

A board so anti-WWE that one guy (aesirion) tried to tell me that Vince McMahon "wasn't responsible for the death of WCW, he just opportunized."

 

 

Riiiiiiight.

 

Vince most certainly did not kill WCW...WCW screwed WCW...

 

Seriously, it's very difficult to argue that Vince put WCW out of business. Tremendous levels of mismanagement is what killed the company. There is definitely room in this country for two national wrestling companies to survive at the same time, even if both won't necessarily thrive at the same time.

 

The case could be made that the single individual most responsible for WCW going out of business was Kevin Nash. Of course Bischoff (with his free-spending), Russo (with his storylines that killed fan interest) and to a lesser extent Ferrera were also major causes.

 

So that guy was correct. Vince did seize the opportunity to buy WCW on the cheap (though reportedly there were a lot of shady dealings going on there). The WWF does deserve some credit, but not even the majority of it; that lies with WCW management.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Heh! No one loves Bradshaw!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

BuffyBeast is not JR. I posted with her on a board called "Squared Circle Wrestling Forum". A board so anti-WWE that one guy (aesirion) tried to tell me that Vince McMahon "wasn't responsible for the death of WCW, he just opportunized."

 

 

Riiiiiiight.  

Vince didn't kill WCW, it killed itself for many reasons we all know. I don't think that opinion is overly anti-WWF.

No, you all misunderstood me.

 

 

He said Vince HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

 

 

We all know Vince, had more than a little to do with killing off WCW.