TMO's Special Look At DDT Part 2

[Guest The Mysterious One]

The Mysterious One’s Take On The Smart Marks

 

I have finally finished the last part of my article on DDTwrestling, so for your viewing pleasure here it is.

 

 

It Begins

 

Too Bad APO was wrong. Last week I wrote about the shenanigans at DDTwrestling, well this is what happened next. DJ Jeff told everyone at DDT were the posters were from so they put there little peanut sized brains together and came up with an Invasion all there own.

 

It Begins]Where? Where Where?!?[/url]

 

From that Sad attempt they went to this, an attack on former DDT Admin Downhome:

 

Downsyndrome

 

Alex Wright

 

Getting sad isn’t it?

 

 

Stooping To Racism

 

There was another thread this fool started containing much much worse racism, but the mods edited the post.

 

Xtatic

 

This guy was the least annoying of them probably, but then came along the worst of the trolls, the biggest troll in the history of The Smart Marks….The Brain.

 

 

Brain 1

 

Brain 2

 

Brain 3 (getting silly huh?)

 

Brain 4

 

 

And Now for The Ultimate Moment Of Brian Stupidity…

 

Brain Compares Himself to HERPES!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen the dumbest troll ever…Brain! What posses him to keep coming back? I’ll tell you. It’s stupidity. He thinks we fear him, that he impresses us by his ability to keep showing up. The thing is…he’s wrong we can’t stand him. It’s not impressive, it makes him look like even more of a loser.

 

To Finish this up I talked To Jingus;

 

TMO: When did you first encounter Brain and the other trolls?

 

Jingus: When I came home late one night, and that multi-page Brain thread was up in NHB. The first wave of it was already over by that time.

 

TMO: I heard that you went over to DDT to try to get them to leave TSM alone, what happened?

 

Jingus: Yeah I did, and didn't get much of anywhere. A few of our members had been doing their thing over at the DDT boards, and I wasn't exactly received warmly. "Oh, another one of those SmartMark idiots" seemed to be the average. I talked to one of their mods, and the only suggestion she had was to ban OUR members at OUR boards for their actions at DDT. I left soon after, and never bothered going back, that place looked like a real hellhole.

 

TMO: how many times has the Brain been banned and why was he banned in the first moment?

 

Jingus: I have no idea how many, at least a dozen. Some of the mods no longer even report banning yet another Brain pseudonym anymore. He was banned the first time for using racial epithets, the "N-word" to be exact. (And he DID say it himself, no matter what he claims.)

 

TMO: is it true you challanged him to a fight?

 

Jingus: (laughs) Yeah I did. He wanted to fight Treble Charged, but TC lives all the way in Canada and Brain is in Georgia. So I challenged him myself for the next time I went to NWA Wildside. (Actually, my plan was to let Rainman and Homicide know that this guy was a shit-talking smartmark who liked using racial slurs, and watch the carnage.) Predictably, he didn't show.

 

TMO: Do you have any fond memories from the DDT invasion or do just wish it had never happened?

 

Jingus: Not really. I actually enjoyed the "Michael Myers" thing up until I found out who it was, but that revelation completely ruined it all. I wish Brain would take the fucking hint and stay away.

 

TMO: Is there any way you can keep the Brain from coming back?

 

Jingus: In theory he's actually committing illegal trespass and fraud every time he makes another identity, as the owners of this site have repeatedly stated their wish for him to not come here. As for actually stopping him, I don't know, the tech stuff isn't my strong point.

 

 

So there you go. Hopefully Brain will take the hint and never return. Though I and others believe he is posting on this board still under a new name. Oh well we shall discover him eventually.

 

Before I sign off this week I want to introduce you to a colleague of mine: Da Big Smark. He’s agreed to provide me with the Top Quotes of the week and eventually might write some articles too. So to end this here’s the top quotes of the week:

 

 

 

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WWE: Where you can injure the rising star at a house show and then beat him for a championship on a major PPV.WWE: Crippled? Can't wrestle a full year without needing enough painkillers to stun a blue whale? No problem! We got a title for you!

- Kingpk

 

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ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY!

- Nevermortal in the HHH Update thread

 

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Oh I'm sure we'll here from JR tonight: "HHH suffered a crushed larynx! But that ballsy bastard pulled through! Take that NFL!"

- The Mighty Damaramu from the same thread

 

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JR: "What's this now....no....it can't be...ITS DEATH! THE BAH GOD REAPER HAS COME TO RAW IN AN EXCLUSIVE TRADE!"[KICK WHAM PEDIGREE!]Lawler: Puppiespussyunderagepoontangeatingassholewithbuttermilktoffee PUPPIES!JR: Triple H has defeated Death! He is the new Grim Reaper![RVD, Jericho, Angle, and Benoit all run like madmen]

- Nevermortal in yet again, the same thread

 

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QUOTE

I think he meant his steroid use is at it's peak.And it saddens me to think that the writers couldn't even think up a new gimmick for him."What did Steiner do in WCW?""Urrrrrrrh...says here he beat up jobbers and talked""Excellent. Get me a Hardy boy!"

- Smell the ratings!!! in the Scott Steiner at Survivor Series thread

 

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HHH will still cut those hellacious 20 minute promos, so help him. He will ENTERTAIN~!, Bah Gawd!

- Big McLargeHuge in the My Throat-uh thread

 

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They should have had Wendell kinda stalking the house...trying to sneak inot the house only to have Al and Big chase him off the property with sticks.Seriously, you see two of the kids talking in the kitchen, then in the background you see Wendell's head pop up out of nowhere, then you see him running being chased by Big.Wendell: *running for his life* "Believe in me! I can do it." *falls to the ground, winded after 10 yards*Wendell was such a shitty actor, that's what got him booted. He's take a dive then make it look like he's making a firey babface comeback like the Rock.Funny really.

Youth N Asia

 

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Hmm. No mention of bukkake anywhere. How do we know this is the REAL Kinetic?

- Big McLargeHuge

 

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Hard Knocks Match, eh? I predict 'Hardknox' Chris Candido will interfere and point to the rafters, only to have a giant poster of Tammy Sytch roll down. Then, Sunny will beat Victoria in a 'bikini beach blast-off' for the belt.Hey, if nostalgia worked for Hogan and HBK, why the hell not?(Can't forget the Papa Shango promos we'll see tonight too...)

- Slickster

 

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No HHH???That sound you just heard was TV sets being turned back to RAW all across America.

- CanadianChris

 

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One of them got a positive reaction.The other one has a belt

- bps21

 

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Recent News: Smackdown 4 sales drop due to Big Show winning title

- Paul Stanley

 

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I don't like matches where Kane is the best worker.

- bps21

 

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[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Oh I'm sure we'll here from JR tonight: "HHH suffered a crushed larynx! But that ballsy bastard pulled through! Take that NFL!"

- The Mighty Damaramu from the same thread

LOL Dubweiser's gimmick returns.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I agree with Jingus, I also enjoyed the Michael Myers deal until it was revealed who it was, if only because he went from fairly clever to trolling idiot in 2 seconds flat.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Who was Michael Myers?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

We thought It was Mario but it was Brain.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Brain Compares Himself to HERPES!

Oh. My. God.

Best. Post. EVER!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I know. That post still makes me laugh like a mad man.

[Guest Slickk]

So there you go. Hopefully Brain will take the hint and never return. Though I and others believe he is posting on this board still under a new name. Oh well we shall discover him eventually.

 

If he is still posting, who is he?

[Guest crandamaniac]

Holy crap! He's a type B!

 

That's much worse then. My condolences for your debilitating disease, good sir. 'Twas good of you to warn us in your screen name.

 

 

I dunno why, but I always liked this quote

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Does anyone else find it odd that this new guy Slickk keeps asking if The Brain keeps posting here and what his name is?

[Guest Paranoid]

Nice article TMO. I left ddt before Brain joined so this is the first example of his stupidity that I have seen. And I must say that my feelings are hurt that some of you guys thought that I as him when I first joined. But I am glad that his ass is gone now. Unless he is slick. Then we should burn down his house.

[Guest Slickk]

Does anyone else find it odd that this new guy Slickk keeps asking if The Brain keeps posting here and what his name is?

I have already answered your questions. Now drop it.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

You didn't answer anything. I still find you as a liar and a moron. And just like anything I don't trust you and you are guilty until proven innocent. I'd put a month's pay on that.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

GO TSA!

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I don't think he is stupid enough to take the bet