Guest cynicalprofit Posted November 20, 2002 Report Posted November 20, 2002 http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/showcas...0363nov19.story so is this cwm?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted November 20, 2002 Report Posted November 20, 2002 CWM is from Canada. Glad to see the gnomings have spread though. Now he has a scapegoat if he gets caught
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted November 20, 2002 Report Posted November 20, 2002 No, because CWM is in Canada, but thats damn funny
Guest crandamaniac Posted November 20, 2002 Report Posted November 20, 2002 CWM, a true pioneer of gnome warfare. When this whole world is overrun by gnomes, we can all blame CWM
Guest cynicalprofit Posted November 20, 2002 Report Posted November 20, 2002 I didnt think it was him but had to check.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted November 20, 2002 Report Posted November 20, 2002 My god it's spreading! I've started a New World Order!
Guest Kagato Otaku Posted November 21, 2002 Report Posted November 21, 2002 Puh-leeze. You're a mere Christopher Columbus on the gnome front, CWM. Guys like this have been doing their thing four months before your special lawn ornament warfare existed. You overestimate your importance. The gnomes will survive you and cover the earth.
Guest Insanityman Posted November 21, 2002 Report Posted November 21, 2002 I'll say it again... the Gnome Republic Army for life. I want to be a supporter now so I won't be a slave to those brutal gnomes later.
Guest AM The Kid Posted November 21, 2002 Report Posted November 21, 2002 Thats halarious...but it also shows how easily you can get caught. <_<
Guest DerangedHermit Posted November 21, 2002 Report Posted November 21, 2002 Arrgh...gnomes suck...bring on the flamingoes and the squirrels!
Guest Zero_Cool Posted November 22, 2002 Report Posted November 22, 2002 Heh, I used to live in that County. Bartlett is way out in the country, just for later reference.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 My god it's spreading! I've started a New World Order! Shouldn't that be Gnome World Order?
Guest Kinetic Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 That was just petty vandalism, though. It lacks all of the subtlety that made my gnome idea (and CWM's execution of said idea, I guess) so brilliant. I do have to wonder what they were stockpiling those gnomes for.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 Maybe they were going to have a gnome party?
Guest Kinetic Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 Is that like a tea party with gnomes? Because that sounds like the sort of thing that you have to own a blacklight and a copy of Alice In Wonderland to enjoy.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 Well I suppose not that *I* ever have had a Gnome Tea Party. Nor did i dress them up in dresses and make up funny voices for them.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 If only we could see what CWM did in private with the gnome legions. That should be a whole video tape in itself, "GNOMES! TOO HOT FOR THE NEIGHBORS!"
Guest Kinetic Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 I really hope not, for your sake. That's the point at which it goes from being innocent mischief to psychotic behavior.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 I do nothing with the gnomes! I did not have relations with that gnome!
Guest Kagato Otaku Posted November 23, 2002 Report Posted November 23, 2002 Every man should have a healthy relationship with his gnome CWM. I say give 'em their tea party. Because when this coup goes down we're gonna have a lot of flustered and sexually-frustated gnomes on our hands, and it's gonna be YOUR FAULT. Give them "The Talk". They'll be the better for it.
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