I like my mac

[Guest cynicalprofit]

http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,56409,00.html

 

I dont know whats more disturbing the story or the fact that theres a link to how to have sex with your car.

[Guest El Satanico]

Here are some great qoutes from the "Have Sex With Your Car FAQ"

 

"I call screwing the car while the tailpipe is hot, "fucking the car hot". Never fuck a car hot. I did, once. Once."

 

 

"The first way is to fuck the car 'raw'. This does NOT mean stuffing your cock into the tailpipe and thrusting. This would hurt (remember thesharp edges?) and be no fun anyway, since the tailpipe doesn't flex."

 

 

"Now, this assumes that you can get your cock into the tailpipe in the first place. Some tailpipes are too small, and then, well, you're out of luck. Find someone who has a car with a bigger tailpipe."

[Guest hardyz1]

And I was like, uhhhhh...