Guest Downhome Report post Posted November 21, 2002 (I have way to much free time on my hands.) I outlined an idea for a new game titled Mario: Mental, in which the cartoony Mario that we all know and love finds a secret Warp Pipe in his world, and is checking it out. In doing so, it "comes alive" and sucks him in, bringing him to the "real world" where we all live. The plot would be along the lines of him trying to get back to his "cartoon world", and while here in the real world, he sees US as the bad guys as we look so drasticly different. He would have weapons like fire, could fly, and get aquire weapons here from our world, and would kill us using these weapons. It would be rated M, and would be highly gory and graphic, in every way possible. Perhaps a group of sexual freaks could somehow have the Princess and are using her as their special fetish toy (you know there are guys out there who have a weird thing for her for some reason), and Mario has to save her or something. Anyhow... ...can you imagine Mario going crazy, this could be interesting, lol. (Yes, this is mostly a joke, but I DID outline a game based on this, heheheh.) Sincerely, ...Downhome... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted November 21, 2002 I completely agree that you have too much time on your hands. The game would never come out unless a few braintrusts at Nintendo snap, screaming out "We're not a kiddie console company, dammit!" Perhaps a group of sexual freaks could somehow have the Princess and are using her as their special fetish toy ...ok then...let's reiterate "way too much time on your hands". Holy Shit! An emoticon in my post! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 I think he has a lot more than time on his hands... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted November 21, 2002 That a... uhhh... uhhh... good idea? SICKO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Woohoo, I'm a sicko! Don't get me started on the other game (a serious game this one is), where you control a man, his actions, and his surroundings, for the mere purpose of ruining his life. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 HHH bashing is so passe, I won't even go there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted November 21, 2002 where you control a man, his actions, and his surroundings, for the mere purpose of ruining his life. Is it called Break The Walls Down? And the last boss is HHH and Stephanie McMahon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted November 21, 2002 *sigh*, noooooooooooooooo, you sick HHH obsessors! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Damn it, DH, you got me thinking of Super Mario Brothers: The Movie with this post, and how we never got the sequel that we should have. I'll write the stupid thing if nobody else will! It HAS to be franchise material! *grumbles, goes off to sulk* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 *sigh*, noooooooooooooooo, you sick HHH obsessors! Not me. I lured away from the HHH jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted November 21, 2002 I would play a Jericho themed video game. But in the end, no matter how much you beat the final boss down, you get Pedegreed and lose. BAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Damn it, DH, you got me thinking of Super Mario Brothers: The Movie with this post, and how we never got the sequel that we should have. I'll write the stupid thing if nobody else will! It HAS to be franchise material! *grumbles, goes off to sulk* I truly hope your joking, because if you aren't, you are more of a sicko than I! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 No way dude! That movie OWNED. It OWNED ALL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted November 21, 2002 No way dude! That movie OWNED. It OWNED ALL. *Vomits* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 *shocked* What's NOT to like in that movie? Seriously! Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, a CGI Yoshi and a hottie Princess Toadstool. Not to mention . . . DENNIS HOPPER as Bowser! It 0wns j00. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted November 21, 2002 *shocked* What's NOT to like in that movie? Seriously! Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, a CGI Yoshi and a hottie Princess Toadstool. Not to mention . . . DENNIS HOPPER as Bowser! It 0wns j00. *Eats vomit because it's less disgusting than that film* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Wow I had no idea that people truly hated that movie. A friend of mine just told me He would rather watch a film of someone crapping for two hours than watch that film. I am shocked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Yeah. I hated it, too, but if that movie entertains you then it's your thing. I've seen far worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Had they not made the Koopas f'ing dance, then I would have liked it twice as much. That movie was so bad, I can't begin to describe it's badness, in a bad way. Of course, I've seen WAY worse... ...can anyone say, "Left Behind"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 I made it a point to stay far away from anything with Left Behind. *shudders* Someone should make an updated Mario movie. Something that kicks BUTT. Maybe an anime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Mario in anime/hentai format... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 That might be worse than Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 C'mon... You don't want to see Mario giving the Princess his special mushroom? Ratings, babyee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 I'd hate to think of the power-up's involved there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Well, in Super Smash Brothers: Melee for Gamecube there is a metal power-up, super big, super small, invisible.. the list goes on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 A "Melee" anime would rule. Just a bunch of Nintendo characters in a serious environment trying to survive kicking the crap out of each other. Make it really adult and bloody. I'm there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted November 21, 2002 C'mon... You don't want to see Mario giving the Princess his special mushroom? Ratings, babyee! What about his "Racoon Tail", or how about his "Magic Cape", or better yet, his "Fire Power". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 I just hope they put Sonic in the next Melee... crossovers! EDIT: Fuck that. Nintendo Vs. Sega (like Marvel Vs. SNK). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 21, 2002 If the "Magic Cape" ever showed up in a Mario hentai, I'd have to wonder if it would turn it into a bi-sexual affair. Either that, or it could give him SUPER PIMP POWERS~!, which adds a whole other dimension to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 21, 2002 Off-topic: But, does anyone know the theme in Zelda: Orcaina of Time that played when you were in the little community? It was very uplifting, and I love that song... does it have a name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
