7000~!

[Guest Kingpk]

Don't look at me, I feel inadequate with my sub-2000 total. Feels like I'm in a locker room with a bunch of black guys.

 

Wait, that didn't sound right.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What about midgets? They're probably more hung that you too.

 

Wait, did you just imply Big Post Count = Big Dick?

 

(kills himself rather than live in a world where CWM has the uber-dick)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I must be able to demolish small buildings then.

[Guest SP-1]

Heh LOL!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Despite the gheyness of that post I must say that Spider Poet is the best newbie we've had in ages.

[Guest SP-1]

I'm quoting you on that.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Go ahead and put it in your sig dude, it's the truth.

[Guest SP-1]

*ego inflation causes head to explode*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*waits to see it in the sig*

[Guest SP-1]

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Good job.

 

Now no one can say I'm TSM's answer to HHH. I just gave Spiderpoet the Rub.

[Guest SP-1]

I suddenly feel very used.

 

Does this mean I can be in the Gnome Kliq?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You feel used after a run-in with CWM?

 

CWM is The SmartMarks Board's answer to Bradsaw.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: In other news, "Ban Agnes" is winning. Considering his streak of winning these polls, I think proper action should be taken.

[Guest SP-1]

Oy, well that'll knock the wind out of your sails.

 

I mean, uh, that'll . . . kill the . . .

 

Ouch.

 

*goes off to cry*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kill the what? The screams coming from the shower as CWM makes you pay your dues?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest SP-1]

I would rather watch Bossman/Taker Hell in the Cell one million times than pay my dues in such a fashion.

 

EDIT: That match had the cool run-in by the Brood if I remember correctly. So to amend that, I would rather watch . . . I'm drawing a blank, but some truly horrible match. Albert vs. Big Show Iron Man matches, perhaps.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OH?!?

 

So I'm not good enough for you?

[Guest SP-1]

I love wrestling as much as the next guy, my friend.

 

But not that much.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Okay.

 

We know that you're Brain now SP, so we'll be watching you.

[Guest SP-1]

I guess the little invasion I've been taking part in was so good that not even I was aware of it.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You might as well confess you mad man!

[Guest SP-1]

What's really funny is that in the General folder thread, Slickk said something about an, "Invasion," shortly before DJALEXNASTY's post in the thread in this folder.

 

So, I wonder who knew about this "Invasion"? Slickk? So who does that really implement as being a part of it?

[Guest razazteca]

Buu eat you up

 

either that or the power of the glow sticks with extra long string.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I wonder who else voted for the BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! option.

 

I love using that Baby Buu voice.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

There was a time I didn't talk to people much and hadn't discovered sites like Boners.com and such to amuse myself with when I was bored, instead of coming here.

There are OTHER sites to amuse yourself when you're bored than this board? No way...

 

WTF is Buu?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Majin Buu from Dragonball Z. He turns people into food and eats them.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

Diss Bow Wow.

 

Nothing tops that.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Congratulations on your 7000th post Kotz.

 

I know that this record of 7000 + posts is important to you and I will admit that it is impressive. At first I thought you were a tool and a moron which was the main perception I had about the Smarts board posters in general.

 

As time went on and as I read more of your posts I began to suddenly develop a respect towards you. You didn't take things too seriously but you were not a pushover either on whatever the topic might have been in the thread. However, when someone had proposed that you put up all of your posts on a bet for the Green Bay/Chicago MNF game and you declined that was when I went back to thinking you were a petty fool who was taking the post count too seriously. But when you gave your explanation as to why you did not want to put up all of your posts with your comparison of the post count to a new car I finally saw why a post count might mean a lot to people. You honestly did open up my eyes as to why weirdo’s like you would care so damn much about post counts and you were the one who finally gave a concrete and good reason as to why post counts matter to some posters.

 

So again Kotz, congratulations on your 7000th post and I'm sure you will be at 10,000 by at least New Year's eve if you stay on the course you have.

 

I respect you posterboy.

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, congratulations to YOU, Sass, for bringing up a metaphor I don't remember making.

 

Sounded good though!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Congratulations on your 7000th post Kotz.

 

I know that this record of 7000 + posts is important to you and I will admit that it is impressive. At first I thought you were a tool and a moron which was the main perception I had about the Smarts board posters in general.

You know that's how he felt about me. Sass is a dick!