The ONE and ONLY WWF Raw Thread 3/4

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Kurt Angle: A man with nothing to lose.

 

You know, for a man with nothing to lose, he sure does lose a whole lot.

[Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks]

you'll be back wheat.....you'll be back.

[Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks]

angle's promo's have gone to total shit.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Goldust interview?  WTF?

[Guest Tony149]

I wish I never see the Stink-Face again.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Wow, an interview in the ring with Hardcore Legend Golddust.

 

Hey, It's Tazz.  Tazz v. Golddust = *****

[Guest Army Eye]

hmm.. wouldn't mind Tazz winning this, he'd be a better hardcore champ than Goldust

[Guest Tony149]

JR said "crazy as a pet coon." I' waiting for "government mule" unless he already said it.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Nope.  Tazz lost.

[Guest Army Eye]

Tazz pinned by one garbage can lid shot!!    That's pretty bad even for him

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

You know, this Raw has had a decent amount of wrestling so far.  It hasn't been good wrestling, but it's been wrestling.

 

And why the hell did Tazz job to Golddust?

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

A strong wind is enough to knock Tazz out.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I'll take bad wrestling over no wrestling any day.

[Guest Tony149]

Tazz is a jobber again.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Goldust is the King of Hardcore.  Move over Sandman.  Move over Onita.  Move over Terry Funk.  Move over Cactus Jack.  Goldust is here to take it to.... The EXTREME~!

[Guest Army Eye]

RVD vs. Storm tonight!  Nice

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Well, Storm is going to job again.

[Guest Vyce]

There you go, Tazz.  A few brief weeks as tag champ, now back to jobbing again.

 

I can't believe they mentioned Heat on RAW!  Now all RVD & Storm need to do is have a match as good as they had on Heat yesterday, and it will officially be the best match that RAW has had in at least the past several weeks.

[Guest Badd Company]

Good grief, I'm getting sick of RAW's lameness.  Angle vs HHH AGAIN?  And while the nWo needed that beatdown to get re-established as a threat, it was waaaaay too long.  When is Vince ever gonna realize that the creative staff needs cleaned out from top (this includes Steph and Heyman) to bottom?  I'm looking forward to Wrestlemania, but it's a shame when the only shows the WWF puts any effort into any more are the bigger PPVs.

[Guest Tony149]

The backstage stuff with the nWo seems weird for some reason.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Well, that RVD/Storm interview was good and old school.  I like feud and mini-feuds based on wins and losses.  Storm should smoke pot like RVD.  That'll help him relax.

 

And I liked Storms cheapshot at the end of it.

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I also liked the DDP/Christian promo.  It's a waste of their talents, but it's still pretty funny.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Shut up, Lawler.

[Guest razazteca]

I wish Monday could be fan appriation night every week.

 

Looks like all of the Texans get to wrestle in the first hour

 

Austin

Goldust

Jazz

Jackie

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

WTF?  Trish v. Jazz again?  Yeah, they work well together, but they wrestle on TV more than Austin and Angle.

[Guest Risk]

WM is in Toronto...Trish will win.

[Guest Tony149]

Jazz vs. Trish again. I guess they're now the female version of Sting vs. Vader.

[Guest Army Eye]

Yeah the DDP/Christian stuff is pretty good.  It still bugs me that Christian became a jobber in the first place though

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Wow, Trish get's DQed for refusing a ropebreak.  She's such a badass.

 

And Jericho is sooooo pussy-whipped.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Why couldn't they just say that Jericho was in Japan?

[Guest Vyce]

Holy shit, I actually ENJOYED that women's match.  Maybe it was the site of Trish, in her black bra, cranking back on Jazz in that STF.  Why does that work for me?  Oh yeah, D cups, that's why.

 

And the emasculation of Jericho continues.  He had BETTER be fucking her in the storyline (and hell, in real life too...)