the New Guy Speaks! let's talk wrasslin!

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

rock and roll has come to smarkboard!

 

WHOO HA!

 

let's start off with who in wrasslin I like... well the WWF now is crap(how much of a "smark board" can this be when the WWF forum is so so hit) but I digress...

 

1. HBK

2. Flair

3. Sabu

 

Who do I hate?

 

1. the McMahons

2. deathmatch fanatics

3. the Rock

 

you may refer to me simply as "the baron". If you go on 411 give me a shout out. Word to your mother!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

indeed................

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

Well, quite....

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

whoa don't every body roll out the red carpet at once.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

earn the red carpet......

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

jee whiz. Rock and Roll needs to work overtime here I can tell. Sarcasm I can already guess has zero effect when countered with your ever ready one line hum zingers! Dang and here I thought I was a big fish in a small pond.

 

maybe if you have a spare red carpet you could loan it to me. That way I don't look quite as silly when I walk that isle.

 

youknowwhatumsayin?

(big ghetto smile)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Big Fish in a small pond? boy your a guppie. go out make some intelligent posts about wrstling and then come back to this thread when you have a few hundred posts and maybe just maybe the red carpet will be waiting.

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

"earn the red carpet" was perhaps a bit harsh considering your comment was ment as a joke, but when you say things like "call me the baron" and expect plentiful replies to what wasn't even a question...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I don't think my comment was too harsh, this is a troll thread, and i hate troll thread's i was just letting him know that people here don't like this kinda shit.

[Guest razazteca]

the e-fed is at the bottom of the home page

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

BTW cobain commited suicide fartknocker.

 

I just wanted to say hey there. Move it to another forum if it's innapropriate here. Trolling is a recreation, serious posting can get over done, and anyways Rock and Roll abhors seriousness. You want me to come at you with some serious posting, give me a little more time than 10 minutes. "The Baron" thing is just a faster way of you adressing me than having to type the whole name out. This is all common courtesy. There were no intentions to be an ignorant prick. Saying howdy isn't flammable in my neck o the woods.

 

your newest buddy,

 

the baron.

[Guest Army Eye]

uh.. don't listen to cobain, a few hundred posts is not necessary to be taken seriously.  Post count isn't shit. Just post good stuff.  

 

A 'intro' post like this doesn't really have anything to do with the WWF and would be more germane to the General Chat forum.  That's why the flames will be a comin'.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

fartknocker? how old are you?

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

Bejesus cobain, your signature seems to be accurate, you indeed seem to be a negative person (I won't say creep, cos I don't know you).

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i'm  very negative person sometimes but when the mood stricks me i can be nice, but these kinda threads get under my skin.

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

you knock farts fartknocker. I'm old enough to know what a fartknocker is.

 

oh and yeah I know why this belongs in the general forum. Yeah but WWF forums always get more hits and you all decided not to talk wrestling not me. I posted 6 perfectly debatable wrestling topics in one UNFORGETTABLE POSTING EXTRAVAGANZA!!! So the flames aren't quite as deserved.

 

oh and sorry if this sparks a huge dump-a-thon on combaincommittedsuicide... that was not my intention. The guy just asks for it.

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

Fair enough, cobain, these threads do tend to go nowhere and there's no need for them.

My own debut was rather quiet and unspectacular, (although it did involve Test bashing!) and I never saw any need for an introduction thread.

[Guest Army Eye]

What does the WWF forum getting more hits have to do with anything?

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

Physics doesn't compare to rock and roll brother. Besides I've seen the top of the mountain.

 

Whoa... must not quote Hogan when... making point.

 

I'd just like to restate my mission with this post. Heck, let's make it a wrestling post from here on! Just list the 6 items I listed and give your opinion. Don't be glum I ain't scum I just came to Smarkboard to get me some.

 

(big ghetto smile)

[Guest BernieLicious]

The only way to earn respect on this board is to circle jerk with Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, and Scott Keith.  Only once you have had Chris Benoit's man chowder dribbling from your chin may you talk about wrestling and be respected on here.

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

ooh so this is another one of those "I hate puro even though I haven't even seen it" versus the "Benoit is god even though I've only seen him as a washed up scrub in the WWF" situations? This is great. This is hilarious on a board supposedly for "smarks"

 

smarks are supposed to get it.

 

So I have to kiss Benoit's ass huh? Okay if he has a good match I'll do so. I'll tell you what since I watch puro you all... can SUCK IT! Yes I am a Chris Benoit fan. I watch way more wrestling than you. I am a smark.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*SIGH*

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

boredom creeps into a boring mind buddy. You're not scoring any points with me and your not talking wrestling. Here I am trying to play nice and all you do is bring everyone down. Go ahead what do you think of Chris Benoit?

 

is it a gimmick or are you actually that bright?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

All right, I enjoy Chris Benoit's wrestling but I don't consider him a god of wrestling or anything like that, but he's definetly one of the better wrestlers working stateside.

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

that was good man.

 

yes I like Benoit. As a matter of fact I usually do mark for him. He was great in 94. Really for me, and I'm a big Dynamite Kid fan, Benoit is superb. He took Dynamite's style and brought it into the 90's. Very good years ago but in the here and now you can't reason with these marks. You can't debate wrestling on any level but on a WWF level. All they know of wrestling is the WWF. I don't knock that. Heck, the WWF is wicked cool and it's shiny to boot.

 

It's just hard to carry on a serious debate about wrasslin with most folks on message boards. They're all so opinionated. I come usually to cool off not to start heat.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i do both, sometimes all i want is a serious disscussion and other times a flame war hits the spot.

[Guest BaronVonStevie]

oh sure but starting heat online is usually beneath even the baron. I also find it easier to finish shit

 

But to me it's all a diversion. I try to say that everytime I post

(I don't necessarily "say" it, I don't necessarily type it either)