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Anyone know anything about the new Smark Excess/Sunday Night Heat recapper?

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Guest The Masked Yodeler

I know he's pretty good.  And I got a free tape of Gateway Championship Wrestling when I won the trivia contest he had.  So now he's one of my favorite recappers. :)

 

But beside that, he's one of the better new guys.  He's probably the best addition since Loss4Words.

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Guest One Bad Apple

Well, I know his real name is Wayne Clifford Boden was born on 18 June, 1980 at ....

 

167 Red Oak Boulevard

Caldwell, New Jersey 07006

Phone:  (973) 618-2432.

 

... to his parents, Robert and Berdella.

 

He's six feet and 180 pounds. He wears prescription glasses and has auburn hair, closely cropped. Currently, he's a student majoring in elementary education at ....

 

Neumann College

1 Neumann Drive

Aston, Pennsylvania 19014

 

In addition to watching wrestling, he likes to watch (especially action) movies and play hockey and football. He also enjoys hanging out with his frat brothers and mackin' the ladies.

 

He's also a big music lover, and listens to an eclectic range that includes Sick of It All, Phish, Pharaohe Monch and Pearl Jam. He plays bass in a band called Snail's Pace with four of his friends.

 

Sorry, that's all the info I have on the guy.

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Guest White Chocolate

Wow, I don't know how much time you put into that, but it was just as big of a waste as the time I spent reading it.

 

Don't make up stuff about me like that.  Stalk me instead and find out the REAL DEAL.

 

Back to the Choco-cave for more GTA3.

 

White Chocolate

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Guest supersalvadorian

Uh, White Chocolate, I hate to break the news to you, but I think he already is a stalker. Anyhow, nice recap on Heat. It's the first recap of that show that I actually like in a very long time.

 

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Supersalvadorian

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Guest The Masked Yodeler

Whoa, that was fucked up.

 

Probably a work, though.

 

Or One Bad Apple is just crazy as a pet coon

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Guest One Bad Apple
Wow, I don't know how much time you put into that, but it was just as big of a waste as the time I spent reading it.

 

Don't make up stuff about me like that.  Stalk me instead and find out the REAL DEAL.

 

Back to the Choco-cave for more GTA3.

 

White Chocolate

Don't worry, I won't ever upset you again, tough guy.  Wouldn't want you to savage any more young ladies.  

 

As for how long I spent, it was around three seconds of copy and paste from a webpage about you, Mr. Wayne Boden.  

 

 

Bps, you can call that number if you want to be rude and disturb a nice couple who've been married for over 25 years.

 

So don't.

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Guest The Masked Yodeler

Okay I did a search on the name "Wayne Clifford Boden" for shits and giggles and came up with this:

 

A sexual sadist, obsessed with the desire to bite female breasts, Canadian Wayne Boden became infamous as the "Vampire Rapist," after his distinctive modus operandi. Stalking his victims in the neighborhood of Montreal, he sparked a two-year reign of terror with attacks that drew particular attention for their brute ferocity.

 

On July 23, 1968, Norma Villancourt, a 21-year-old teacher, was found dead in her Montreal apartment. She had been raped and strangled, her breasts savaged with bite marks, but police reported no evident signs of a struggle. In fact, a pathologist noted the victim had died with a passive, faint smile on her face.

 

The best part of a year elapsed before the killer struck again, in 1969, strangling Shirley Audette and dumping her corpse at the rear of an apartment complex in West Montreal. Though fully clothed when found, she had been raped, and their were bite marks on her breasts. A conversation with the victim's former boyfriend brought to light her fears that she was "getting into something dangerous" with someone she had started dating, but the suspect's name had not been mentioned.

 

On November 23, Marielle Archambault left her job at a Montreal jewelry store, departing with a young man she addressed as "Bill." When she did not appear for work the next morning, Marielle's employer went to see if she was ill. He found her on the floor of her apartment living room, the victim of a strangler who had raped her, ripping off her bra to gnaw her breasts. A crumpled photograph discovered in the wreckage of her flat was readily identified as that of her companion, "Bill," but homicide detectives still could not connect the smiling face with any real-life suspect.

 

On January 16, 1970, the killer struck again, picking off Jean Wray, 24, in her Montreal apartment. On arrival for a scheduled date, Wray's boyfriend found her door unlocked, her naked body on the sofa, bloody bite marks on her breasts. Despite the clear-cut evidence of violence, officers could find no sign of a protracted struggle; once again, the victim looked serene in death.

 

The fear in Montreal was little more than an unpleasant memory by 1971, when the Vampire Rapist made his next appearance some 2,500 miles away, in Calgary. His victim was Elizabeth Pourteous, a teacher, reported missing from work on May 18. Her apartment manager was called, and found her body on the bedroom floor, surrounded by wreckage of a struggle. Raped and strangled, she had also suffered the familiar bite marks on her breasts. A broken cufflink was discovered near the body.

 

Two colleagues at her school recalled that Pourteous had been seen with a young man, in a blue Mercedes, on the night she died. The car had featured a bull-shaped decal, advertising beef, in one window. A friend of the victim also informed police that Pourteous had recently started dating a new acquaintance -- named "Bill" -- who fit descriptions of the Vampire Rapist.

 

On May 19, patrolmen found the suspect car parked near the murder scene. Wayne Boden was arrested half an hour later, moving toward the car on foot. He told police that he had moved from Montreal a year earlier, admitted seeing Elizabeth Pourteous on the night she died, and identified the cufflink as his own. The final confirmation was delivered by an orthodontist, who compared a cast of Boden's teeth with bite marks on the victim, earning Wayne a term of life imprisonment.

 

Returned to Montreal for trial, he openly confessed to three of the related murders, oddly balking in the case of Norma Villancourt. It was enough, regardless, and his four life sentences appeared to guarantee that Boden would be permanently out of circulation.

 

Now, that's fucked up.  And he's Canadian, too.

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Guest One Bad Apple

My Wayne Clifford Boden is not some ... Canadian! Humph!

 

Well, hope you all enjoyed this! If not, my humblest apologies!

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