The One and Only Velocidential Thread

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I see no one has posted one yet, so its my turn! Anyways... Crash vs. Albert just finished, I didn't pay attention to it, but after that, they announce Matt Hardy will be on tonight facing Funaki! Smackdown's Number 1 Announcer and Mattitude in one match... can this get any better?

[Guest TajiriMark]

I posted a Velocity/Confidential thread about two minutes after you did. Sorry about that. Did you happen to catch when Marc Loyd said, "I don't think you can make Albert more angrier?" during the first match? Albert vs. Crash was a fun little squash match.

 

On a side note, I would much rather have Crash job to Albert rather than Shannon Moore like last week, but Albert really shouldn't be winning matches either way.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Why are they showing Retro Raw on a Smackdown program?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Chuck Polumbo is going NOWHERE

[Guest The Superstar]

Why did they show Steph bouncing up and down for ten seconds in SLOW motion?

[Guest The Electrifyer]

The reverse Boston Crab was horrid. Why was he trying to stand up more? The pressure is supposed to be applied will trying to get down more.

[Guest El Satanico]

Was that Danny Doring wrestling Palumbo?

 

Nevermind here's Doring

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Its Danny Doring now wrestling Bill DeMott.

[Guest TajiriMark]

Bill DeMott with Marvelous Marc Mero's theme!

 

woah...Danny Doring!

[Paul Stanley 0]

It's Danny Doring!

 

And it's Marvelous Marc Mero!..err..i mean, Bill DeMott..damn theme music

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Did Hugh teach his students to no sell offense too?

[Guest Nevermortal]

C'mon Danny, hit the Bareback!

 

Is Bill DeMott intentionally wearing a pink bandana?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Could Bill DeMott make Doring look any dumber by totally no-selling his offense?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Marvelous Marc Mero's theme!

[Guest snowfan]

Did Hugh teach his students to no sell offense too?

nah they just don't have that main event status of Big Bill....

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

What makes it funnier:

 

Only one of these guys has ever had a match that I would honestly give ** too...

 

and it ain't the fat one.

[Paul Stanley 0]

I would date Lisa, Nick's an idiot on TE3

[Guest Nevermortal]

Mattitude v. Funaki?

 

MATCH OF AWESOME

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What's on Confidential tonight?

[Guest The Electrifyer]

There something about The Elimination Chamber... I think they're interviewing the participants.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Big Show with the belt embarrases me as a wrestling fan more than the necro angle.

[Guest Angle-plex]

nevermind

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What was Heyman yelling about the "lower lombar" at ringside?

[Guest Nevermortal]

There something about The Elimination Chamber... I think they're interviewing the participants.

"It was all going good-uh until Joe Van Dam-uh crushed my throat-uh."

 

"I flew on his throat, and he was all like 'Take a Booker T-uh Dropkick-uh and lose-uh' and I was all like 'Ok, cooooool...' and that was that. Whatever."

[Guest CanadianChick]

Must they torture me and show Edge getting squashed like this again?

[Guest The Superstar]

Hey CanadianChick, where's my Edge Crotch picture?!

[Guest Angle-plex]

Must they torture me and show Edge getting squashed like this again?

Huh. Edge got squashed once. Now you know how I felt with Angle every time Edge beat him.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Squashing Edge like that was kind of pointless. If they want to build him as a future main eventer then why are they having Big Show squash him with no build up?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Hey CanadianChick, where's my Edge Crotch picture?!

I couldn't find a bigger one...want me to try later again? I'll do it after Confidential because I am procrasinating to study for my math test...

[Guest The Superstar]

Sure. I can't WAIT~!