Ashes 2 Ashes Border Run Requests

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Due to laziness and evil school stuff, I haven't been online for a few days. Hence, the lateness of this thread. I hope I needn't explain this, so any people violating the "rules" of the border run, shall not have a delicious roast baby delivered for Thanksgiving or Christmas, or whatever.

 

Just make requests and such. I'll let this go for a few days before I collect the stuff, due to the late-ocity.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

You're good GOdrea, the ppv isn't until next Sunday. Since I didn't get them last month, I still want my band of mean spirited Mexican federalis to help "endorse" Frost brand products to consumers.

[Guest Ace309]

I would like several crates of tequila pulled by one midget luchadore and one comely lass of virtue true.

[Guest Kibagami]

As much tequila as you can carry, about twice that much peyote, and the standard eight buxom Mexican wenches.

 

S.

[Guest kelloggs]

Some wide brimed somberos and a llama

[Guest Kibagami]

Hmmm. Good idea.

 

I'll take a sombrero as well.

 

S.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

A mariachi band that can cover any song known to man. And a sombrero for me as well, a ridiculously large size.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Hmmm...

 

An elite squad of Mexican mini-luchadors with special training in stelath tactics to help me win back my Hardcore title.

 

And the SWF Spring Break Championship.

 

Awww screw it... add to that a case of tequilla, 30 cases of tortilla chips and salsa, and a big sombrero.

[Guest Thoth]

monkey

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

OK, TBS wants...

 

One (1) Mexican flag being carried by seven (7) Mexican midgets

 

The skull of one (1) Pancho Villa

 

And ten thousand (10,000) chickens

[Guest Serrated]

I require the total quantity of eggs laid by Strangler's ten thousand chickens over the last month.

 

No, you don't want to know.

 

-§-

[Guest realitycheck]

Gyah~! Some Johnny-Come-Lately Border Run Requests!

 

I'll keep it simple this month. Well, okay, at least centered around one topic.

 

I require...

 

-A dimebag

 

-Two pounds of pure opium

 

-A half-dozen blotter sheets

 

-A fifth of rum

 

-A fifth of tequila

 

-A quart of rye

 

-A pint of raw ether

 

-And a multicoloured galaxy of uppers, downers, screamers, calmers and every other pill fit to be popped.

 

And, what the hell, get me one of those big sombrerros you can fit all this stuff in. Preferably in black.

 

-Z

The no.1 contender to the ICTV title, and celebrating in style, dangit.