OAOAST IntenseZone - 11/25/02

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 1: Gheyer than the WWeee

 

"You're The Best" hits as the arena goes black, with "aWo" appearing on the ramp. The OAOAST North American Champion, Angle-Plex. walks out to the ring. The crowd starts chanting "Ban Agnes".

 

Angle-Plex: I don't know what I have to do to prove myself to you people. For the past few months, I've beaten anyone and everyone that the OAOAST has thrown at me, I won the second biggest title in the OAOAST, and I single-handedly destroyed the OAOMEF, yet, I'm still treated like a worthless jobber? So are you people telling me that if I left right now you wouldn't care?

 

The crowd starts chanting "Leave".

 

Angle-Plex: Alright. Fine. You guys don't think I'm good enough to be in the OAOAST? I'll prove myself to each and every one of you, starting tonight with Reject.

 

OAOAST North American Title

 

"Hate Me Now" by Nas hits as Reject makes his way out to the ring to a negative reaction.

 

The bell rings as the men circle each other. Reject goes for a spinning kick, but AP ducks just in time. AP tackles Reject's other leg, and starts softening it up for the ankle lock. AP locks in an Achilles Lock. Reject quickly makes his way to the ropes. AP charges at Reject again, but this time Reject is ready and he kicks AP in the head. AP falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring screaming.

 

Reject goes off the ropes and jumps over the top ropes, landing a crossbody on AP. Reject quickly gets up and throws AP back into the ring. He climbs to the top and goes for a split legged moonsault. He hits it! 1..2...kickout by the champion!

 

Reject runs off the ropes....rolling thunder! He runs to the turnbuckle and jumps to the top. FIVE STAR....no! Angle-Plex moves just in time. Reject holds his stomach as AP gets ready to soften his leg up a bit more. He stomps on the legs a few times, and then locks in a kneebar! Reject tries to fight out of it, but AP has it locked in to tight. Reject eventually makes it to the ropes, but the damage has been done. He limps over to Angle-Plex, but AP runs around him and hits a german suplex! He hits a second! And a third! He hits the fourth German Suplex and adds a bridge for the cover. 1...2...kickout by Reject!

 

AP drags Reject into the middle of the ring and locks in a toe-hold. The ref keeps asking Reject is he wants to quit, but he is determined to win this match. Reject rolls out of the toe-hold and gets up. AP runs at Reject, but he gets hit with a few right hands. AP falls to his knees and hits a low-blow on Reject. The ref walks over to talk to AP, but AP shoves him out of the ring. AP walks to the outside. He gets a chair and enters the ring. Rejects gets to his knees and begs AP not to hit him. AP starts screaming "You're Pathetic" as he lifts the chair over his head. Reject jumps up and hits THE REJECTION! He makes the cover, but the ref is out of the ring. Reject revives the ref and throws him back into the ring. 1...2...Kickout by Angle-Plex.

 

Reject pulls AP over to the turnbuckle and sets him up for the Lethal Injection. AP counters with an Angle Slam off the Top Rope! AP makes the cover! 1...2...Kickout by Reject! AP says it's over as he walks to Reject's legs and locks in the ankle lock! Reject won't tap, but the ref stops the match.

 

Winner via Ref Stoppage- Angle-Plex

 

AP won't let go of the Ankle Lock after the match. Refs and road agents all run out from the back to pull AP off of Reject. AP lets go of the ankle lock, only to give one of the refs a belly-to-back suplex. The refs surrounds AP and take him down.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 2: Unmarked Limosuines, hovering... they said he was born in June... *

 

 

Earlier Today, while Superstar came into the OaOasT arena, a black limo pulled up…We take you to camera footage of it right now.

 

Superstar is seen leaving his car, his luggage rolling behind him when a dark limo pulls up next to him, and a blackened window rolls down to let out a few puffs of smoke.

 

MAN IN LIMO

Superstar, remember our deal

 

SUPERSTAR

I remember…

 

MIL

We need to know, who this man… Helmick’s made man is… we need to know who was behind the Hello Kitty vibrators…

 

SS

I know

 

MIL

I know you’re young to be …

 

SS

Shut-up! I’ll do it! Just LET ME WRESTLE!!!

 

::SS walks away as the black window pulls up, and the limo rides away.

 

Who were those men inside…what kind of deal has SS gotten himself into?

 

*Blatantly ripped from Soul Coughing "Black Helicopters"*

 

Elsewhere:

 

::Scene opens with Kevin Kelly standing outside of the Men's bathroom with a Mic::

 

KK: Kevin Kelly here, and we're waiting to speak with a newcomer to the OAOAST, the man calling himself the Spider Poet. Hopefully he --

 

::The bathroom door opens and Spider Poet walks out, looking somewhat relieved. KK holds the mic up with a pleading look on his face. SP, with an agitated frown, rolls his eyes and nods::

 

KK: You made quite a debut against JINGUS and ESKIMO at BreakDOWN just a couple of days ago, Spider Poet. Your thoughts on that match?

 

SP: It was a good match. Not as good as your mom last night, but it was good. We lost the match, but I'll get my time with a shot at gold again, I'm sure.

 

KK: I'm sure you will. You gave quite a showing out there and --

 

::SP snatches the Mic away and holds his hand up in a swatting motion towards KK::

 

SP: Enough of your babbling. Now make like your mom and get the hell out now that I've used you. ::Turns towards the camera:: So I'm the new guy. Made a big . . . splash, shall we say, against the mighty JINGUS and his frozen BUTT buddy. I'll concern myself with them some other time. Right now, I'm more interested in Mister Lightbulbs and Blood, Sandman. Rumor has it that you've gone and thrown out an open challenge. . .

 

I'll be there, Bubbles. But just remember, Sandy . . . some Spiders are venemous. Be careful which ones you play with.

 

::SP smirks before tossing the Mic to KK. He winks at the camera and leaves. Scene fades out with a stunned KK looking on::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 3: You can't always get what you want

 

“A. W. O.”

 

Those familiar letters enter the airwaves, as “Five Minutes Alone” follows, the drums sending the crowd into a booing frenzy. Sandman9000 stalks out of the entrance, storming down the ramp, becoming angrier with every step. Sandman rolls into the ring, demands a microphone, and climbs onto the middle ropes, saluting the fans with his two middle fingers. Sandman begins to speak.

 

“Shut up and listen. I’ve been here for nearly a year. I said shut up. In this time, I have asked for nothing, I have demanded nothing, and I have received nothing. I have acted like the good little trooper, and gotten fucked over in return. I’m sick of this shit, and it’s all gonna change.”

 

Sandman starts to point to his shirt, which has the familiar aWo logo on it.

 

“You see this shirt? This shirt means that I am better then you. This shirt means respect; respect that I deserve, and never get. As long as I am wearing this shirt, it means all of you bow down to me. I’m greater then God, and you are all my bitches.”

 

The crowd boos, as Sandman is just getting warmed up.

 

“Now listen to this. I’m not the weak link of any organization. People say that I’ve replaced Agnes as the weak link of the aWo. I’m not below anyone. I’m not below Anglesault, I’m not below CWM, I’m not below Agnes, I’m not below SG, I’m now below anyone! I am the most violent son of a bitch in this motherfucking place, and everyone in the back fears me.”

 

The crowd starts to chant “Evenflow.”

 

“Chant all you want, you pathetic pieces of shit. I beat his ass. I made him say “I Quit.” I made him cry. I made him bleed. I made him acknowledge the fact that I am greater then him in every aspect. That fucker fears me. He knows I can beat him anytime that I want. He thinks he’s tough ‘cause he got me with a fucking weedwhacker? I drove him into a coma! I could have fucking killed that piece of shit! I didn’t because I want him to live with the knowledge that he is below me, and I am superior to him.”

 

Sandman spits on the ground, letting some of his venom out.

 

“So, this is how it is gonna be. I’m never gonna be left off of a TV Special or a PPV or an IntenseZone ever again. I’m not gonna be some forgotten link that is dug up whenever someone wants to see some blood. I’m not some freak carnival act that bleeds for the entertainment of others, especially you freaks out there. I’m not some jackass who can’t ever get the job done. I got the job done. I won. And none of you can handle that.”

 

Sandman appears ready to snap.

 

“Now, any piece of shit pussy-assed motherfucker who fucking wants to die, drag your ass down to this ring. I’m not a joke, I’m not some freak, I’m the best damn thing the OAOAST has going for it.”

 

Sandman pauses, and hits the catchphrase.

 

“Hail to the King, Baby.”

 

 

El Dandy appears on stage sans music

 

SANDMAN

Ahhh, so I get to beat up a n00b. How nice.

 

El Dandy holds up a hockey stick, smiles, and runs down to the ring, sliding in. Sanman swings his bat and misses. El Dandy stands up and hooks Sandman with the stick, throwing him out of the ring. Dandy strikes a pose as the crowd pops, but Sandman quickly no-sells everything sliding back into the ring and hitting El Dandy with a chair.

 

Sandman starts laying in the punches when SPIDERPOET appears on stage, running to the ring apron and leaping up, once to get on the apron and the next to use the ropes to nail sandman with a slingshot senton! Spider goes to bounce off the ropes and looks for a running dropkick, but Sandman slides out and Spider hits El Dandy by accident. Spider looks upset, and his emotions allow Sandman to grab the barbed wire bat! A sickening thunk rips hair and skin off of Spider's head...and the latest OaOasT n00b falls prey.

 

Sandman begins lighting up SP's face with rights and lefts, when NAZMISTRY~! comes running down. Lucha Libre madness, flying top rope hurricanrana...Sandman is down..naz goes for a 2nd rope moonsault. He got caught by Sandman!!!

 

::OAOAST SPECIAL FEATURE: FREEZE FRAME::

 

Sandman stands positioned near all three men. SpiderPoet's head lies perpendicular to Sandman's right foot. Naz has been caught and hooked under his left arm. El Dandy is up, but is caught over Sandman's right shoulder. A sick smile crosses Sandman's face

 

::END FREEZE FRAME::

 

APOCALYPSE! Legdrop, DDT, and a Stunner on all three men from Sandman *who blalantly ripped that from Nova, but who cares?*

 

Sandman grabs the mike in the corner.

 

SANDMAN

I declare this challenge over, and myself, the victor!

 

Sandman has laid out three men all at once. He's focused and determined, what kind of havok could this bring...

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 4: U2 will be Elevated

 

Following the match, Greenmist comes out to help NazMistry to the backstage medical facility. Along the way, Greenmist and Naz run into unexpected company…

 

::Greenmist is carrying Naz::

 

::From behind, CWM is seen sneaking up behind them both. Naz lets out a grunt of a warning at the last minute, but it’s already too late. CWM nails Greenmist with the aWoSledge, dropping both men to their backs. Naz tries to crawl away, to cover up GM, and CWM lets his point stand.

 

CWM

So, you wanted to come back Greenie, help your buddy Naz win gold again, hurt the aWo? I can’t allow this Mist, and this is your warning. Stay away, or be hurt.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 5: Icy Cool

 

Triple Threat

Winner gets title shot of his choice

Cobainwasmurdered vs The Superstar vs Mystery Eskimo

 

The cool beats of "Ice Ice Baby" play and Mystery Eskimo walks down to the ring wearing his OAOAST tag title belt, getting a mixed reaction. Eskimo and JINGUS defeated newbies EL DANDY~! and Spider-poet at Breakdown, but with the field of tag teams thin in the OAOAST, Eskimo is putting in a little singles work tonight.

 

"Downfall" signals the arrival of The Superstar, who looks PISSED. At the weekends PPV, Superstar was barred from competing against EvenflowDDT/The Golem for the OAOAST X title, but it looks like the situation has been handled as Superstar is ready to go and looking to put things right with a win here.

 

Finally, its "Smells like Teen Spirit" and CWM runs down to the ring. Anglesault and the aWo still control the OAOAST world title, and CWM has a chance to take an even firmer grip on the world's greatest parody efed.

 

This is also the very first time that any of these men have faced each other in the OAOAST.

 

CWM poses to the fans as Superstar and Eskimo stare at each other. SS hasnt forgotten that Eskimo brutally kicked him out of the OAOMEF several weeks back. SS walks over and starts jawing with ME, but suddenly both men turn and attack CWM! They bounce CWM off the ropes and hit a double elbow, but fight over the pinfall with Superstar gaining the upperhand and getting a snap suplex. CWM grabs SS from behind and they start to slug it out. A rake to the eyes gives CWM the advantage, and he shoots SS off the ropes. SS ducks a forearm and gets a flying clothesline for 2. ME grabs SS from behind and gets a trio of germans also for 2. Eskimo looks for the Blizzard Bomb, but SS elbows out and gets a DDT, but CWM gets a DDT of his own on SS and a DVD that gets 2.

 

Eskimo is up and he and CWM go at it. ME armdrags CWM over, but CWM gets a knee lift and knee drop for a 2 count. CWM applies the Insecticide Lock! But Superstar is up and breaks up the hold with a blow to the CWM's neck. SS immediately applies his Star Crossed dragon sleeper! The ref checks on CWM, who seems to be feeling the effects, but Eskimo breaks up the hold and drags SS down into the Frostbite Facelock!

 

The ref has to change his attention again, but SS isnt tapping. CWM breaks up the hold with a kick to the head of ME and goes for the Insecticide Lock again but ME kicks him off and gets a fireman carry take down as CWM attacks again. Eskimo goes for the Frostbite, but SS pulls him up and out of nowhere it's STAR POWER!

 

SS covers, 1, 2, CWM breaks it up just in time and throws SS out of the ring, CWM covers Eskimo, 1,2, ME kicks out! CWM swears and signals for the Pollycutter, but SS slides back in and gets dropkicks the legs of CWM so that he and Eskimo collapse to the mat. SS covers ME and gets 2, then covers CWM and gets another 2. SS gets a brainbuster on CWM, rolls him out of the ring and drags Eskimo over into the corner, going up top and posing to signal the Supersplash!

 

SS leaps off but ME rolls out of the way at the last second and SS crashes to the mat hard. Eskimo and SS slowly drag themselves up as CWM pulls himself back into the ring. All 3 men start exchanging blows, with Superstar working up a head of steam and knocking both men to the mat. SS tries for a tombstone on CWM but ME breaks it up with a springboard dropkick, only to be caught with a lariat by CWM as he gets to his feet. CWM hits the Conspiracy Bomb on Eskimo, but SS breaks up the pin attempt.

 

Superstar whips CWM into the corner and charges in for a running Supersplash, but CWM pulls the ref in front of him, and the unfortunate official takes the force of the move. The ref crumples to the mat and CWM immediately hits a low blow and the Pollycutter on the distracted Superstar. The cover...but the ref is of course down.

 

JINGUS comes running down the ailse and slides into the ring. CWM dosnt see him until its too late, and its KICK WHAM DEVILBOMB! JINGUS puts Eskimo on top of CWM and slides out of the ring, grinning and roaring in triumph. JINGUS though doesn't see Angle-sault and Angle-plex emerge from the crowd. Eskimo takes an Angle-clash from AP followed by the SaltSault from AS.

 

The ref revives for the academic three count.

 

Winner by pinfall on ME in 9.45, Cobainwasmurdered!

 

JINGUS turns and sees the aWo and roars. He charges the ring but AP and AS have dragged CWM out and are heading up the ramp. Suddenly, AP and AS are blindsided from behind by a bandaged NasMistry and Greenmist! Greenmist spits his deadly green mist right into CWM's eyes while Naz lays out AnglePlex with a Mystifier! Anglesault hightails it out while the tag duo pursue. Meanwhile, JINGUS checks on Eskimo and gives the ref a DEVILBOMB out of frustration. Superstar picks himself up only to realise its all over. Furious, SS picks up a chair and lays out JINGUS from behind! SS leaves Eskimo and JINGUS both lying in the ring.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 6: Snap...Crackle...POP!

 

We’re back from that exciting match, and we understand that Michael Cole is standing by with Zack Malibu to talk to him about the wild six-man match we had last night at Breakdown. Cole, are you ready?

 

COLE

Yes Jim. We’re ready right here. Zack, we know a lot of drama went on last night, and a lot of our fans want to know how you felt about the match.

 

ZACK

I’ve always been about entertaining the fans, no doubt about that. But after Breakdown, I’m one very Pissed Off Prep. Oh yes, the OaOasT has pop. You think I like how the end went down? BPP nailing Tony with a chair, allowing AngleSault to retain? I question that, and would like to know …

 

COLE

Popick…?

 

::BPP enters the interview area, and grabs a mic from Cole::

 

BPP

Zack, I hit Tony for a reason, a reason you’ll find out later on tonight. But, I also hit him for you. Because as far as I am concerned, you’re still the number one contender, and you will get a one on one opportunity against AngleSault as soon as you are ready.

 

::BPP hands the mic back to Cole and leaves::

 

COLE

Shocking developments coming from BPP Zack…does that change your outlook for the future?

 

ZACK

It means this Pissed Off Prep is going to get a chance at AngleSault, one on one. And now AngleSault, well he complained about how everyone knew who was going to win at Breakdown…I’d like to see him say the same thing when he faces me. It’s time for the OaOasT to have a real champion, one with Pop.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 7: Light at the End of the Tunnel

 

We cut suddenly to the parking garage underneath the OaOasT arena. There, getting out of a limo, is TONY the BODY! The crowd’s reaction is mixed, with some initial cheers giving way to later boos. Tony brings out a carry-on bag and starts walking towards the backstage arena doors… Our intrepid cameraman follows, more to come right after this commercial break!

 

Back from commercial, Tony is still being followed by the cameraman. Nearing the locker-room area, Tony props his carry-on to the side, and then enters the locker-room, suprising a strategizing El Dandy and SpiderPoet!

 

TONY

Who the he…whatever, have either of you two seen BPP?

 

SPIDERPOET

Yeah…Body * cough * , he just left to go back to his commisioner’s office. We just got a match!

 

TONY

Whatever, it’s not like you’ll win anyways…

 

Tony immediately leaves the two OaOasT newcomers swarmy and ticked, heading towards the commissioner’s office. Coming to the door, which has a newly added

 

::The Commissioner is IN::

 

sign, Tony kicks the door open and charges in, catching BPP turning around with papers and contracts in his hands.

 

TONY

Damn you to hell Popick.

 

BPP

Good morning to you too sunshine…what’s the business knocking down my perfectly good door?

 

TONY

This.

 

::Tony pulls a sheet of paper from his pocket, unfolds it, and slides it across BPP’s desk with a pen.::

 

BPP

A piece of paper?

 

TONY

 

Idiot! Popick, I'm getting tired of your shit! I was nearly crippled 'cuz of you. Your jealousy cost me the OaOast Title. I know you couldn't have stand the sight of ME being the last man standing in the middle of the ring with the OaOast Championship. Now look at the aWo, they're running all over the damn place. We're going to settle this one way or another. In case you didn't know, we have a pay-per-view coming up next month called "Bloody, Battered & Beaten." You and Me, one on one, last man standing. It's going to be season's beatings for one of us, and I know it won't be me.

 

::Tony gets right up into BPP’s face::

 

I’m sick of you taking all my glory, all my dreams, all my hope, away from ME!

 

::BPP quickly looks at the paper::

 

BPP

I did what I had to do. You’re as mad right now as AngelSault, and the only reason we had that 6 man match was because YOU wanted a chance at the title, no matter if SOMEONE ELSE already had won rights to it. You greedy sinful old man, I shall enjoy meeting up with you in a month.

 

TONY

As will I

 

::Tony starts to leave, but BPP grabs his arm::

 

BPP

For while I might leave Battered, Bloody, and Broken, I will still be the Last Man Standing.

 

The two glare as the screen goes black… What does this mean for BBB? Are they meeting in a Last Man Standing match?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 8: If Lightning can strike twice, can Thunder strike thrice?

 

OAOAST X Title

Thunderkid vs The Golem

 

"God of Thunder" hits and TK makes his way down the aisle.

 

Here is the challenger...weighing 235 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!

 

(crowd gives mixed reaction)

 

JR

Here comes Thunderkid, who last night was victorious in a brutal, brutal match against his former partner, Reject. But when you mention the word brutal, you gotta make mention of our X-champion.

 

Jesse

Our NEW X-champion, Ross, after Breakdown. What a farce that was.

 

"If I was Santa Claus: The OAOAST Mix" hits as The Golem comes out.

 

[/i]His opponent, weighing 180 pounds...the NEW OAOAST X champion...THE GOLEM!!![/i]

 

(crowd pops)

 

*bell rings*

 

TK catches Golem with a baseball slide as he tries to get in the ring, then vaults over the top rope on top and follows with punches to the forehead! He picks Golem up and whips him into the ringpost. He then reaches under the apron and grabs a steel chair, but Golem recovers and bulldogs him onto it! He then throws TK into the ring and follows with the chair. He waits for TK to recover, then tosses him the chair and mule kicks it into his face! He follows with a snap suplex and a capture suplex, 1..2..no! TK gets the shoulder up. He whips TK in for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but TK lands on his feet, and counters to a TOMBSTONE piledriver onto the chair! 1..2..NO! Golem barely gets his shoulder up. TK goes to the outside, and grabs a trash can! He props it in the corner, with the opening facing into the ring. He picks Golem up in an atomic drop position, but Golem flips over the back and goes for a brainbuster, but TK goes behind the back, and sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~! but Golem takes him down, and slingshots him right into the trashcan! TK struggles to get out, as Golem grabs a KENDO STICK from ringside, and whacks TK on the ass with it!

 

JR

BAH GAWD, Golem is taking TK to the woodshed!

 

TK finally gets free, and Golem grabs the chair and hits the trashcan, sending TK down! Golem goes out to ringside, and grabs a TABLE, setting it up in the corner! TK gets out of the trashcan, and Golem sets him on the top rope, setting up for a DO DISCOVER TRUTH through the table! TK hangs on however, and delivers the SUPER ORANGE CRUSH through the table!!! 1..2..NO!!! GOLEM IS ABLE TO REACH THE ROPES!!! Frustrated, TK picks Golem up...DVD! Gutwrench powerbomb! 1..2..Golem gets out! TK continues the assault! T-Bone Suplex! Falcon Arrow! TK then pulls Golem into the corner, then goes to the top...SHOOTING STAR PRESS INTO A LEGDROP!!!

 

JR

BAH GAWD!!! AH'VE NEVER SEEN A MOVE LAHK THAT IN MAH LAHF!!!

 

The referee counts...1..2..

 

NO!! SANDMAN9000 runs down and puls the ref out!!

 

Jesse

What the fuck is this?? Why is Sandman helping the Golem?

 

JR

Well Jess, we knew that Sandman was pissed that he didn't receive this X title shot, maybe this is his way of taking out his anger!

 

TK looks outside the ring at Sandman, as Golem recovers and smacks TK with the kendo stick from behind! He then puts the trashcan over him, and ascends to the top!

 

WAITAMINUTE!! A popcorn vender jumps the railing and trips up Golem!! He lays the chair out, then delivers...STAR POWER II!!! The vendor rips his outfit off...

 

JR

IT'S THE SUPERSTAR!! IT'S THE SUPERSTAR!!!

 

Superstar hammers away at Golem, but gets pulled out by Sandman, and they begin brawling on the floor! Golem follows...and HELPS SANDMAN BEAT UP SUPERSTAR!!! But wait, TK is up...SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP~! takes out all three guys!!!

 

JR

LOOK AHT THA CARNAGE, BAH GAWD!!!

 

Suddenly ANGLE-PLEX runs down and tosses Superstar into the ring, and they battle it out!! All five men brawl in the ring! SS and AP both go out! Golem suicide dives into both men! Sandman tries to take TK's head off with the kendo stick, but TK ducks...THUNDERBOLT DDT~! Sandman rolls out of the ring, and Golem gets TK from behind, and sets up the DO DISCOVER TRUTH~! but TK rams him into the corner, and gets a Northern Lights Suplex...still no referee! AP rolls in and kicks TK in the balls! the legal men get up...Golem hits the DO DISCOVER TRUTH! The ref comes to...1..2..3~!!!!!

 

*bell rings*

 

The winner of this match, and STILL OAOAST X champion...THE GOLEM!!!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Segment 9: As the world turns

 

"aWo PORNO" hits and the aWo all come to the ring.

 

Anglesault grabs the mic, as the camera cuts backstage to see Michael Cole approaching Alfdogg, who is impatiently watching the monitor backstage.

 

MC: Alf can you explain why you did what you did last night?

 

Alf: What's there to explain? I called the match right down the middle, just like I said I would. I can't see any reason why any of the six guys in the match would complain about it. Anyway, I gotta go.

 

MC: But I have more questions...

 

Alf: All your questions will be answered in a few short minutes.

 

*cut back to the ring*

 

AS: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce to you...ALFDOGG!

 

*The Wall* hits and Alfdogg makes his way out, wearing his Deadly Alliance T-shirt.

 

Alf stares dow AS briefly, then AS stares back and hands him an aWo shirt. Alf grabs it and stares at it for a bit, then looks up at AS and smiles before putting the shirt on!!!

 

JR

Oh my God. This is surreal.

 

AS and Alf raise each other's hands. CWM shakes Alf's hand...but Alf pulls him in and delivers a BURNING HAMMER~! AS charges Alf and gets dumped over the top! AP, Sandman and SG triple team Alf, but SG SomeKicks AP by mistake, sending him to the outside! Alf whips SG into Sandman, who goes out of the ring! Alf catches SG in a Sipnebuster! Alf ascends the tp as the decibal level rises, and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH!!! The crowd is going BEZERK cheering for Alf, who escapes through the crowd as the rest of the aWo recovers and comes into the ring!

 

BAH GAWD, The OaOasT just got stronger. Alfdogg is with us! Alfdogg has shown his allegiance to the fans. We're out of time this week! ALFDOGG! Eskimo faces The Golem next week! What else will happen? But by gawd, we have hope once again!

 

Credits:

 

Mad Props to Tony, Anges, Alfdogg, and myself