Austin to do community service

[Guest cynicalprofit]

http://www.liveaudiowrestling.com/wo/news/...lt.asp?aID=6226

 

Steve Williams (Steve Austin) plead no contest to domestic violence charges at the Bexar County Courthouse in San Antonio today.

 

By terms of the plea bargain, he was given one year probatoin and a $1,000 fine. He also has to go through counseling and perform community service work.

 

--Thanks to Joe Vithayanthil of FOX News in San Antonio

 

Man I can only imagine how well community service+Steve Austin is gonna be.

"Kids today Im gonna teach you how to drink beer and kick ass."

[Guest Paranoid]

"Billy this is how you stomp a mudhole in someones ass!"

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Stone Cold is a FOLKHERO, BAH GAWD!

 

 

He'll show the kids how to build a time-machine, and get celebrities out of it.

[Guest EQ]

That's funny

[Guest RenegadeX28]

Parks Dept: Williams, you have to rake these leaves.........PRONTO!

 

Williams: Ok, ok........(flips him the bird as the man walks away)

 

 

(Steve is seen raking up leaves. He ties a garbage bag full of leaves, but it unravels.)

 

Steve: DAMN IT! TIE ALREADY!! WHAT!!.....WHAT!

 

(Steve mudhole stomps the bag....elbow drop, then STUNNER!!)

 

Steve: YEAH!! TIME FOR BEER! (Community service manager takes it away.)

 

Parks Dept: YOU ARE ON PROBATION!!

 

Steve: (whimpers)

 

 

 

 

Well, they are also saying that he can't leave the county (Bexar) without permission.......FOR ONE YEAR!! There goes his return..........

[Guest Trivia247]

just needs JR commentating on his Community service...

 

BY GAWD! What a Hoss! He's just Jabbing that Garbage in the Park!! Uh oh..there is a beer can..Kick WHAM!! STUNNER!!! STUNNER!!! STUNNER!!

[Guest DJ Jeff]

The main event for Wrestlemania 19:

 

Austin vs. a garbage bag.

 

Ross: BAH GAWD! That damn garbage bag has a sledgehammer.

Lawler: That bag has an intention of ruining Austin's career.

Ross: Austin just grabbed the sledgehammer, and is now beating the holy hell out of the garbage bag. Now he's setting it up for the Stunner.....Kick....STUNNER! 1-2-3.

Lawler: I can't believe it. Stone Cold just beat the garbage bag.

Ross: I don't think that bag will be the same, BAH GAWD!

[Guest Hot NewzWIRE~!]

EDIT:

 

LOL @ DJ JEff.

 

I think it sucks though. Austin needs to give WWE the "kick" it needs LOL

[Guest buffybeast]

The main event for Wrestlemania 19:

 

Austin vs. a garbage bag.

 

Ross: BAH GAWD! That damn garbage bag has a sledgehammer.

Lawler: That bag has an intention of ruining Austin's career.

Ross: Austin just grabbed the sledgehammer, and is now beating the holy hell out of the garbage bag. Now he's setting it up for the Stunner.....Kick....STUNNER! 1-2-3.

Lawler: I can't believe it. Stone Cold just beat the garbage bag.

Ross: I don't think that bag will be the same, BAH GAWD!

 

Main Event at Backlash: HHH versus the garbage bag for the World Title. Early bets on who will work a better match, Trips or the bag.

[Guest the pinjockey]

The bag wraps around HHH's head suffocating him to death. The bag falls off. HHH gets up no-selling death again and pedigrees the bag for the pin.

[TheFranchise 0]

Yes, shame on DJ Jeff for not realising that he didn't include Triple H in the main event.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Well, they are also saying that he can't leave the county (Bexar) without permission.......FOR ONE YEAR!! There goes his return..........

 

If he gets his job back,, they'd probably let him. I know muscians who get arrested can keep touring...which makes no sense to me, but Im not in charge.

 

Hot NewzWIRE~! will not last to 100 post I bet

[TheFranchise 0]

Why do you say that?

[Guest The Superstar]

Well personally, he shouldn't get any extra advantage over anyone just because he's famous. That's what bugs me the most about celebrities.

[TheFranchise 0]

And it's only CS, it's not like it's real time or anything.

[Guest El Satanico]

Well getting premission to leave the county for their job isn't that uncommon. A job is probably one of the few things that they would be given premission for.

[TheFranchise 0]

And like somebody said earlier, the fact that he carries with him a certain celebrity, it makes it easier, and whoever denies him access to leave the country may just be the guy that killed wrestling...

 

nice thing to have on your tombstone that.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

You all are missing the obvious! Austin's gonna get out his gee-tar and sing a song for the sick children.

 

"Would you like to here Stone Cold sing a song? ('tunes' guitar) KUMMMMBAYAAA MY LORDDD..."

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Damn, how could I forget HHH.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*Austin at a nursing home*

 

[Old Lady] Can you get me some water, young man?

[Austin] What?!

[Old Lady] Can you get me some water, young man?

[Austin] What?!

[Old Lady] I said, can you get me some water?

[Austin] What?!

 

*The old lady throws her arms up into the air, rolls her eyes, and goes back to watching The Price if Right. Austin, remembering back to that time in 1998 when Vince was in the hospital after getting his leg crushed with steel stairs, picks up a nearby bedpan, and smashes the old lady in the head with it.*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

For some reason this poped right in my head:

 

Forman: "Mr Austin, this man has filed a complaint."

Austin: "What?"

Grandpa Simpson: "I gave him a plate of beans to paint my chicken coop and he won't do it."

Austin: "Those beans were lousey, they gave me gas."

Grandpa Simpson: "Paint my chicken coop!"

Austin: "Make me!"

 

Then they start brawling...dumb, but it came right to me

[Guest Zero_Cool]

hehe..Chester...what was his last name, again?

[TheFranchise 0]

Green i think?