Anyone interested...

[Guest Junah98]

I think it's now a proven fact that capitalism is a doomed failure, and the workers will rebel against all high-income earning thieves. So I urge all of you to quit whatever political party you're in now and join the communist party ASAP. Together, we can make a world worth living.

[Guest bob_barron]

So where do I sign up??

[Guest Paranoid]

I love Pringles! You know once you pop, you can't stop!

[Guest Junah98]

I love Pringles! You know once you pop, you can't stop!

If you're being serious, then I can tell you now that in a communist society everyone will get their fair share of pringles.

[Guest bob_barron]

If I'm a disenchanted worker and I join your party- how will you stop me from rebelling?

 

What is the communist party's views on William Regal?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

[Guest bob_barron]

Let's say I'm a greedy fuck who wants more Pringles then anyone else.

 

How will the communist party help me?

[Guest treble charged]

 

Here's an avatar for ya, dude.

[Guest Junah98]

Let's say I'm a greedy fuck who wants more Pringles then anyone else.

 

How will the communist party help me?

Well if you join early then you can have a place in the Cabinet once we take over the states. What this means is that you'll have a little more pringles than the average person, not much, but a little.

[Guest bob_barron]

OMG!!! Chris Jericho has really let his beard go

[Guest treble charged]

I wish to be a bricklayer. How is it fair that someone in the parliament would get more Pringles than me? Aren't all equal under the Communist umbrella?

[Guest Junah98]

Here's some extra info from the CPUSA

 

How can I join the CPUSA? What would I do if I joined? How often do you meet? What are the requirements of membership?

 

You can join by clicking on the icon at the top right of this web page, or by contacting any of the state organizations listed on our CONTACT THE PARTY page. You can also fill out the application that appears as an ad in every issue of the People’s Weekly World. Please join—we need more fighters against the depredations that the US capitalist class subjects our working class and people to, and to which US imperialism subjects most peoples of the world.

 

What you would do if you joined depends on many factors—where you live, what organizations or movements you are already active in, how much time and energy you have. When you join, if there is a Party club anywhere near, you would join that collective and together with the other members work out the most effective use of your time, energy and talents for the struggle.

 

The range of possible contributions you could make is large. We need people to write for the PWW, reporting on demonstrations and movements in your area. We need to have contingents at the many demonstrations, rallies and marches that take place in most cities and towns. We need to send representatives to coalitions and conferences. We need to encourage solidarity efforts with local and national union struggles, like those that won freedom for the Charleston Five.

 

Nobody can do everything, but working together in a collective way, we can help create significant social unity and change, which can lead to revolution and socialism.

 

Every member of the Communist Party is urged to attend their club meetings (which range from twice a month to less frequently where there are great distances involved), pay dues (a minimal 50 cents to $1 a month), read and circulate our press (the PEOPLE'S WEEKLY WORLD & Political Affairs), raise money to support the PWW and the work of the Party, and participate to the best of their ability in other Party activities.

[Guest treble charged]

Screw that! I'm joining the Fascist party!! Who's with me?

[Guest Junah98]

I wish to be a bricklayer. How is it fair that someone in the parliament would get more Pringles than me? Aren't all equal under the Communist umbrella?

It provides incentive to climb the social scale.

[Guest bob_barron]

FIFTY CENTS TO A DOLLAR A MONTH???????

 

 

GREEDY FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Junah98]

 

Here's an avatar for ya, dude.

I appreciate it, but I don't fully trust you with it. You could have enclosed a virus or some sort of computer bomb within the image.

[Guest bob_barron]

TC has a computer virus??

 

I don't know if I want to open up that collection of gay porn you sent me TC

[Guest treble charged]

How's about this:

 

 

Or this:

 

 

Me, I'm going with this:

 

[Guest treble charged]

I don't know if I want to open up that collection of gay porn you sent me TC

Hey, if you hadn't begged and pleaded with me for months to send it to you, we wouldn't have this problem now, would we?

[Guest bob_barron]

Is anyone else here digging the porn star moustache??

[Guest Junah98]

Once again, I am thankfull. However those pictures relate more to the past of communist activity. What we at the communist part are looking for, is something that can be linked to the future. Something fresh and new and futuristic, to provide hope and inspiration.

 

Like this:

 

 

I think the world will look like this with communism, only without that face in the clouds.

[Guest treble charged]

Can I live in that big tower?

[Guest Junah98]

Yes.

[Guest treble charged]

Sweet. Screw Fascism, I'm back in. So, where is this place, anyway?

[Guest Junah98]

It's a futuristic interpretation of London, England. I believe that with communism, this type of world can be achieved. In fact, I have my own little theory that the reason behind Iron Maiden's re-debut with Powerslave-era line-up, was not simply done for the fans, but to try and get people to join the communist party.

[Guest treble charged]

Cool. How much is a plane ticket there gonna cost me?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I love Pringles!  You know once you pop, you can't stop!

If you're being serious, then I can tell you now that in a communist society everyone will get their fair share of pringles.

This is the single greatest post in the history of messageboards.

 

I LOVE IT

[Guest Junah98]

Cool. How much is a plane ticket there gonna cost me?

I'm not entirely sure, but in the future, I'm pretty certain that telepathy is an option.

[Guest treble charged]

You mean, London's not like that now? Forget that, I don't have time to wait around for this cockamamie plan of yours to come to fruition.

 

Looks like it's back to Fascism for me, after all.

[Guest Junah98]

Oh, I almost forgot. Once communism takes complete control over the world, we will have a public burning of what we consider to be the epitome of evil and capitalism...