Oh Great Undertaker Is About To Be Back

[Guest BoboBrazil]

The WWE family has two new members as both the Undertaker and Kurt Angle's respective wives have given birth to baby girls. Taker's wife Sara gave birth last week while Angle's wife did so yesterday.

 

We send out our best wishes to both of the families at this great time.

 

On a related note, Angle is at Smackdown today. Now that Sara has given birth, we can probably expect Taker back at any time.

 

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Who will he bury first? The choices are Benoit, Angle, or Eddy Guerrero.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

I'm guessing he's going after Show... not Benoit, Angle or Guerrero.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

No, Lesnar gets Big Show at the next ppv.

[Guest tetsubeav]

No, Lesnar gets Big Show at the next ppv.

Like THAT couldn't change if Taker doesn't "feel it"

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

The WWE family has two new members as both the Undertaker and Kurt Angle's respective wives have given birth to baby girls. Taker's wife Sara gave birth last week while Angle's wife did so yesterday.

 

We send out our best wishes to both of the families at this great time.

 

On a related note, Angle is at Smackdown today. Now that Sara has given birth, we can probably expect Taker back at any time.

 

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Who will he bury first? The choices are Benoit, Angle, or Eddy Guerrero.

Well, that's pretty cynical to say considering that UT hasn't even come back yet, and has just had a very special experience. He's probobly more worried about being a good daddy then what his first angle back will be.

[Guest Brian]

Undertaker will go after show and win the title. Undertaker was lobbying for Show to beat Lesnar of course.

[Guest Dillon Likes Bossman]

Dosen't Taker have an elbow injury that requires surgery?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Undertaker will go after show and win the title. Undertaker was lobbying for Show to beat Lesnar of course.

(Rolls Eyes)

 

Where did you hear this? the Torch?

 

 

Because *everyone* said it was Vince and Terry Taylor's idea.

 

 

But you know better, right?

[Guest Brian]

It was a joke. And the Torch was first to publish that it was Taylor's and Vince's proposal, and the Observer said Triple H was lobbying for it. Everyone can't have a sense of humor.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

It was a joke. And the Torch was first to publish that it was Taylor's and Vince's proposal, and the Observer said Triple H was lobbying for it. Everyone can't have a sense of humor.

I thought you were serious.

 

 

I'm sure if we were talking I'd have been able to tell by your tone of voice.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Well we're bound to be getting a Big Show/Undertaker feud sometime soon, i can't wait for that match to happen. It may very well be for the title too.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I have a feeling...2 possible things to happen because of Taker's return:

 

1) Taker costs Big Show the title against Lesnar...setting up a Big Show/Taker feud.

 

2) Taker fights Big Show for the title because Lesnar is "suspended"

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I wouldn't expect Taker to return until after Armageddon, where he will feud with Big Show.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Undertaker vs Big Show?

 

*Watches UFC 40 Instead*

[Guest Brian]

Maybe Taker could just stop Heyman from interfering. I could sit through the feud if they don't wrestle on TV and it's written well.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I wouldn't be too surprised if Lesnar & Taker formed some sort of partnership after the way Taker put over Lesnar on the way out, before getting crushed by Show.

[Guest HartFan86]

I think we are skipping over the obvious, people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you lord for no Taker, Jr.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Great, fatboy Taker is on his way back...

 

That's all i fuckin' need.

 

Illusion

[Guest AndrewTS]

I think we are skipping over the obvious, people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you lord for no Taker, Jr.

 

I was worried we might see, say, Chavo have to put Taker, Jr. over as soon as he would be able to walk.

 

Of course, a string of gah-gah's and goo-goo's would make a better promo than Big Show these days.

[Guest Ram]

Great, fatboy Taker is on his way back...

 

That's all i fuckin' need.

 

Illusion

Didn't you used to go by 'Takermark'?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Of course, a string of gah-gah's and goo-goo's would make a better promo than Big Show these days.

...I thought that WAS a normal Big Show promo

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Great, fatboy Taker is on his way back...

 

That's all i fuckin' need.

 

Illusion

Didn't you used to go by 'Takermark'?

'Lest we forget, lest we forget.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Great, fatboy Taker is on his way back...

 

That's all i fuckin' need.

 

Illusion

Didn't you used to go by 'Takermark'?

Yeah that was me. However, i'm not sure if you were around when it happend, but after SummerSlam i completely abandonded all my love for the Taker altogether, declaring myself a MORTAL ENEMY OF THE UNDERTAKER!!!!

 

In other words, i was a Taker mark, i'm not anymore. I'm more into Triple H than i am into the Undertaker...and that's REALLY insulting.

 

Illusion

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Great, fatboy Taker is on his way back...

 

That's all i fuckin' need.

 

Illusion

Didn't you used to go by 'Takermark'?

Yeah that was me. However, i'm not sure if you were around when it happend, but after SummerSlam i completely abandonded all my love for the Taker altogether, declaring myself a MORTAL ENEMY OF THE UNDERTAKER!!!!

 

In other words, i was a Taker mark, i'm not anymore. I'm more into Triple H than i am into the Undertaker...and that's REALLY insulting.

 

Illusion

It was Unforgiven

[Guest creativename]

Yeah that was me. However, i'm not sure if you were around when it happend, but after SummerSlam i completely abandonded all my love for the Taker altogether, declaring myself a MORTAL ENEMY OF THE UNDERTAKER!!!!

You were upset because Taker squashed Test

 

It was Unforgiven

 

Ah, that would make more sense.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

You all know what this means right?

 

Lets piss off those God Damn "Smarts"

 

MAIN EVENT

 

Angle Vs Big Show for the Title on Smackdown.

 

The Crowd gets WAY behind Angle, Angle gives Big Show the Angle Slam. Angle gets the Count of 2 when.....................

 

~~~UNDERTAKER~~~

 

.....breaks up the count, destroys Big Show to get his revenge, then Squashes Angle for the Hell of it. Costing Angle The Title. Cole screams like a little girl while putting over Taker and justifying what he did by costing Angle the title as we go off the air with the Can heat.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Yeah that was me. However, i'm not sure if you were around when it happend, but after SummerSlam i completely abandonded all my love for the Taker altogether, declaring myself a MORTAL ENEMY OF THE UNDERTAKER!!!!

You were upset because Taker squashed Test

 

It was Unforgiven

 

Ah, that would make more sense.

Yes, don't know what made me type Summerslam...

 

Indeed it was in fact Unforgiven by which my hatred for Mr. Taker is stemmed.

 

Illusion - Born again Taker Hater

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I guarantee Taker will be Show's next feud. See, Big Show's pissed about Undertaker forcing him to carry his motorcycle all the way across the desert back in '99 when they were teamed up.

[Guest kingkamala]

It was a joke. And the Torch was first to publish that it was Taylor's and Vince's proposal

Why are they using ideas from the Taylor Made Man!? Dammit Vince!

[Guest NoCalMike]

Well that says something when the Top "star" on each show is gone for awhile, and it doesn't make a lick of difference in fans enthusiasm and/or ratings....