Wrestling Dead Pool

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Little informal dead pool here for the fun of it. It might be in bad taste, but I don't see that stopping many other threads around here. Basically pick three wrestlers or wrestling personalities (announcers, managers, owners, bookers, road agents, etc.) who you think will be the next to kick the bucket. Feel free to throw in comments or pick someone somebody else has. So everyone doesn't go for the obvious geezers, you're only allowed to pick one person over the age of 60.

 

Killer Kowalski: I looked it up and he's 76. In the wrestling documentaries I see him in he always looks worse than his contempories like the Fabulous Moolah and Lou Thesz (who's already dead).

 

Jeff Hardy: He's got that "disenchanted loner" vibe about him, especially since he's split from Matt. He looks like a walking zombie most nights and I would say is a good candidate for suicide or to buy it in some sort of crazy stunt or car accident.

 

Macho Man Randy Savage: No real reason, but it's always a guy you never think of. He's obviously very roided anymore and definetly on the other side of the hill.

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

hmmmm.... im getting something

1) Someone from Japan..

2) Steiner maybe?

3) Stu Hart

[Guest Frankie Williams]

Tammy Sytch

[Guest job squad]

1. warrior one day he will give his warrior wisdom to the wrong person then blamo.

 

2. bret hart he has already had one stroke if he insists on going back into the ring it coude definitly trigger another

 

3. vince mcmahon he roided up something fearce to get a physique mabey it is health resons why he has not been on tv in quite a while.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Are there any Von Erichs left?

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

2. bret hart he has already had one stroke if he insists on going back into the ring it coude definitly trigger another

Since Bret retired he said he won't get back into the ring. So, Hopefully he's safe.

 

Isn't there a Kevin Von Erich who's still around? I know there is one.

[Guest kingkamala]

Yeah Kevin Von Erich is still kicking and occasionally popping up on Texas indy shows to sell autographs and poloroids of himself. Kevin Von Erich was part of one of the first PWI articles to break kayfabe in 95 or 96, I think he was talking about the Von Erich family curse or something like that.

[Guest shlidgn90]

in the wwe: stacy kiebler or mae young.

in the indies: scott hall is next.

[Guest Choken One]

Next Wrestling Legend

Bruno Sammantino (Natural Causes)

 

Next Current Wrestler

Ron Simmons (Automobile Accident)

 

Next Wrestling Personality

Chris Cruise

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Next Wrestling Legend

Bruno Sammantino (Natural Causes)

 

Next Current Wrestler

Ron Simmons (Automobile Accident)

 

Next Wrestling Personality

Chris Cruise

Simmons in an automobile accident? Chris Cruise? Why? And what the fuck made you think of Chris Cruise???

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Next "Legend" - Bobby the Brain Heenan

Next Current Wrestler - Jeff Hardy

Next Wrestling Personality - Jim Ross

[Guest Choken One]

Why cruise... Every so often we hear about a old faded away announcer...Cruise came to mind...

[Guest razazteca]

Vince McMahon after all of the roids and a possible coporate takeover by an silient partner he will have a heart attack.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

next legend: Snuka

next current: either Sandman or American Dragon

next personality: Lawler

[Guest Sandman9000]

Legend: Freddy Blassie

Now: Scott Hall

Other: Jerry Lawler, trampled to death by anyone who can hear.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Just put me down for Bobby Heenan and I'll pick more later.

[Guest Bricks]

Terry Funk

 

Freddie Blassie

 

Scott Hall

[Guest ISportsFan]

Next Wrestling Legend

Bruno Sammantino (Natural Causes)

 

Next Current Wrestler

Ron Simmons (Automobile Accident)

 

Next Wrestling Personality

Chris Cruise

Simmons in an automobile accident? Chris Cruise? Why? And what the fuck made you think of Chris Cruise???

Simmons is probably from drunk driving.

 

Jason

[Guest Choken One]

Why the heenan steniment?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Mostly the cancer thing

[Tully316 0]

How about:

 

Triple H

Big Show

Jerry Lawler

Stephanie Mcmahon

Mark Henry

Albert

Test

Bull Buchanon

Godfather

Big Bossman

 

All die in a plane crash before a PPV.........a real tragedy I say