Guest Kibagami Posted November 28, 2002 Report Posted November 28, 2002 Chimney fires at 10:30am on Thanksgiving that smoke up your house and require three fire trucks to put out really fuckin' suck. That's all. S.
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted November 28, 2002 Report Posted November 28, 2002 Oh Silent, you so crazy!
Guest Kibagami Posted November 28, 2002 Report Posted November 28, 2002 Pwfah! I had nothing to do with it. I wasn't even really awake. "Smells like smoke...parents yelling something...ah...shit, better get dressed." S.
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted November 28, 2002 Report Posted November 28, 2002 Silent, if there's a fire, there's a damn good chance it has SOMETHING to do with you. My guess is that you forgot about the dead body you stuffed in the chimney over the summer. My solution: dig a shallow grave underneath a bridge! The only people that will ever discover it are homeless people, and they'll be too afraid to go to the cops, since they'll inevitably get blamed for it! God bless America!
Guest Kibagami Posted November 28, 2002 Report Posted November 28, 2002 Damn it, I wasn't even conscious when the fire started. And besides, I keep all the dead bodies in the backyard, underneath the patio. You think I helped pour the cement for no reason at all? S.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted November 28, 2002 Report Posted November 28, 2002 Oh...sorry Silent...I was down in St. Mary's County last night, and I had to stash a body somewhere....i guess that was YOUR chimeny. Sorry man... Da "homicidal maniac" H
Guest Kibagami Posted November 28, 2002 Report Posted November 28, 2002 Damn it, Thugg. You could've just rang the door bell and asked for some help -- few things are more entertaining than hiding bodies in my NEIGHBOR'S chimney. S.
Guest crusen86 Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 This could be like in the movie Sphere. Your dreams come true. Oooh.
Guest Crowe Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Damn it, Thugg. You could've just rang the door bell and asked for some help -- few things are more entertaining than hiding bodies in my NEIGHBOR'S chimney. S. Hiding dead bodies under your neighbour's bed is more entertaining. Crowe
Guest Kibagami Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Yeah, but think about the potential fun at Christmas time. "Mommy, I think I hear Santa coming down the....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" S.
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