Guest Kibagami Report post Posted November 28, 2002 Chimney fires at 10:30am on Thanksgiving that smoke up your house and require three fire trucks to put out really fuckin' suck. That's all. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted November 28, 2002 Oh Silent, you so crazy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted November 28, 2002 Pwfah! I had nothing to do with it. I wasn't even really awake. "Smells like smoke...parents yelling something...ah...shit, better get dressed." S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted November 28, 2002 Silent, if there's a fire, there's a damn good chance it has SOMETHING to do with you. My guess is that you forgot about the dead body you stuffed in the chimney over the summer. My solution: dig a shallow grave underneath a bridge! The only people that will ever discover it are homeless people, and they'll be too afraid to go to the cops, since they'll inevitably get blamed for it! God bless America! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted November 28, 2002 Damn it, I wasn't even conscious when the fire started. And besides, I keep all the dead bodies in the backyard, underneath the patio. You think I helped pour the cement for no reason at all? S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted November 28, 2002 Oh...sorry Silent...I was down in St. Mary's County last night, and I had to stash a body somewhere....i guess that was YOUR chimeny. Sorry man... Da "homicidal maniac" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted November 28, 2002 Damn it, Thugg. You could've just rang the door bell and asked for some help -- few things are more entertaining than hiding bodies in my NEIGHBOR'S chimney. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted November 30, 2002 This could be like in the movie Sphere. Your dreams come true. Oooh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Damn it, Thugg. You could've just rang the door bell and asked for some help -- few things are more entertaining than hiding bodies in my NEIGHBOR'S chimney. S. Hiding dead bodies under your neighbour's bed is more entertaining. Crowe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Yeah, but think about the potential fun at Christmas time. "Mommy, I think I hear Santa coming down the....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
