More Google Foolishness

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

I wish I could post a good one.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Chris Jericho versus HHH

(103 000 results) (329 000 results)

 

The winner is HHH

 

The glass ceiling doesn't end in the ring I guess.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Kurt Cobain

( 112 000 results) versus

John Lennon

( 449 000 results)

[Guest Flyboy]

Adam West

1,490,000 results

 

Burt Ward

97,000 results

 

 

The winner is: Adam West.

[Guest CanadianChris]

irresistable force

( 12 900 results)

versus immovable object

( 46 000 results)

 

The winner is: immovable object

 

Guess that settles that one.

 

And in a related vein...

 

Hulk Hogan

( 88 400 results)

versus Andre the Giant

( 113 000 results)

 

The winner is: Andre the Giant

 

Justice prevails at last.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Rob Van Dam(80 600 results) vs. Triple H(1 160 000 results)

 

Damn, even on Google

 

Triple H(1 160 000 results) vs. Shawn Micheals(8 110 results)

 

That was a real squash.

 

Triple H(1 160 000 results) vs. nWo(374 000 results)

 

Even the nWo isn't safe from Triple H

 

Finally, the big one:

 

nWo(373 000 results) vs. DX(4 360 000 results)

 

The group HHH was a part of.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Did that last one again...

 

Degeneration X

( 131 000 results)

versus New World Order

(5 930 000 results)

 

The winner is: New World Order

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

WWF (5 390 000 results) versus WCW ( 734 000 results)

Winner: WWF

 

Vince McMahon ( 106 000 results) versus HHH ( 357 000 results)

Winner: HHH

 

HHH ( 357 000 results) versus Scott Keith (1 400 000 results)

Winner: Scott Keith

[Guest treble charged]

Toronto Maple Leafs (120 000 results) versus Montreal Canadiens (108 000 results)

 

YEAH BABY!

 

Toronto Maple Leafs (120 000 results) versus Ottawa Senators (93 200 results)

 

Yet again.

 

treble charged (16 800 results) versus cobainwasmurdered (21 results)

 

Sounds about right.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dave

(10 500 000 results)

versus Tim

(9 980 000 results)

[Guest CanadianChris]

Canada

(38 700 000 results)

versus United States

(5 850 000 results)

 

The winner is: Canada

 

O CANADA!!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

God Bless Canada

[Guest Incandenza]

I entered my real (full) name, and saw 151 hits. I'll admit to being responsible for a couple of those, but WOW! Who are these people?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Communists( 408 000 results) versus Facsists(197 results)

 

Goodness, Communism kicks ASS!

 

Kylie( 728 000 results) versus Sophie(1 610 000 results)

 

WHAAAAAAAT????

 

Kotzenjunge(6 results) versus Kinetic( 811 000 results)

 

Ouch.

 

Breasts(2 380 000 results) versus Asses( 849 000 results)

 

Hooray for boobies!

 

Patrick(8 000 000 results) versus Danny(3 530 000 results)

 

HA! I win this round!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I entered my real (full) name, and saw 151 hits. I'll admit to being responsible for a couple of those, but WOW! Who are these people?

That would be the Incandenza Fan Club that Kotz started up.

[Guest chirs3]

Triple H just beat:

 

Megaman, The Incredible Hulk, The Aztecs, The Mavekick (LIES!), Big Tobacco, and The Atomic Bomb.

 

Wow.

 

And for anyone who's wondering, in a fight between Keyword #1 and Keyword #2, #1 wins in a close one.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Here's one:

 

DJ Jeff(358 000 results) vs. Everyone At TSM(3 380 results)

 

How about that?

[Guest chirs3]

Idiots Who Sue McDonalds For Making Them Fat - 437

McDonalds - 554,000

 

Hee hee...

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Tim Allen(1 440 000 results) vs. Triple H(895 000 results)

 

Tim Allen rules.

 

This next one is the best:

 

My Sister(3 750 000 results) vs. Triple H(895 000 results)

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Here's one:

 

DJ Jeff(358 000 results) vs. Everyone At TSM(3 380 results)

 

How about that?

DJ Jeff ( 486 000 results) versus Agnes(1 980 000 results)

 

Even Agnes can beat you.

 

DJ Jeff( 486 000 results) versus Canadian Dollar( 759 000 results)

 

And The Canadian Dollar.

 

DJ Jeff( 486 000 results) versus Shit(5 760 000 results)

 

 

That says it all.

[Guest treble charged]

In the battle of the swear words:

 

fuck (2 790 000 results) versus shit (5 760 000 results)

 

Shit wins in what has to be something of an upset.

[Guest Flyboy]

Triple H

( 877 000 results) versus Wolverine

( 549 000 results)

 

The winner is: Triple H

 

 

**********

 

EDIT:

 

Deuce McAllister

( 20 800 results) versus Tampa Bay Bucs

( 67 300 results)

[Guest The Superstar]

The Superstar - 1 240 000

 

vs.

 

Alfdogg - 0

 

I'm really sorry Alf. But I always knew I was better.

[Guest The Superstar]

And in a battle of the reproductive organs...

 

penis - 13 900 000

 

vs.

 

vagina - 9 190 000

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Me (184 000 000 results) versus Triple H

( 895 000 results)

 

Winner: Me!

 

Me (184 000 000 results) versus You (566 000 000 results)

 

Winner: You

[Guest CanadianChris]

In the rematch of the year...

 

Triple H ( 877 000 results) versus death (30 900 000 results)

 

Squash city.

 

Now, that has to be something of an upset, given the events of 2000.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Science (53 300 000 results)

VERSUS

Religion (17 000 000 results)

 

Booyah. Science wins again.

[Guest chirs3]

Final Fantasy VI ( 131 000 results)

 

                   versus

 

Chrono Trigger ( 113 000 results)

 

YES!

[Guest dreamer420]

clint (1 290 000 results) versus kelly (9 310 000 results)

The winner is: kelly

 

Damn. I'm stuck doing the job to my ex

[Guest Phr33k]

Canadiens (933 000 results) vs. Maple Leafs (182 000 results)

 

Eat THAT, trebs.