What Egyptian God Are You?

[Guest MrRant]

Which Egyptian God Are You?

 

 

You're Horus, egyptian god of the sky. You lived to revenge your father against Seth, who betrayed and slew him. You defeated him after an 80 year struggle, losing an eye in the process, and then castrated him when you won. You got your eye back, but you gave it to your father, Osiris. How sweet.

 

Showed him.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

 

You are Thoth, the most intellectual of the egyptian gods. You savor the muses in all their forms, and you'd rather observe than take action. You are considered peerlessly just, and so you are often considered the arbiter of the gods.

 

Sounds about right, though Anubus is cooler.

[Guest Flyboy]

 

You're nut, the goddess of the sky. You have blue skin and stars all across your body. Pardon the pun, but you're pretty spacey.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Horus. The same God as Rant.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

 

You're Anubis. You are commonly depicted as a dog, or as having a dog's head. In the olden days, you were grandly potent; indeed, you were once the sole lord of the dead. However, those days passed long ago, Osiris usurped your throne, and you've been relegated to a less exciting role in the universe. You spend most of your time lounging about the acropolis in Memphis and howling at the Dogstar.

 

Yay?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest caboose]

Same as Mr Rant.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

You're Amun. Amun was known as the hiding god, sometimes to the point of being considered invisible. While you might have your talents, you prefer to keep them to yourself. You created yourself, and you remain largely independent.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

 

Ok, hotshot. You're Seth, embodiment of hostility and chaos. And just like Seth, you're likely to be castrated before it's all over, so enjoy your fun now. Oh, and your head is an Aardvark.

 

Ouch.

[Guest J*ingus]

"You're Anubis. You are commonly depicted as a dog, or as having a dog's head. In the olden days, you were grandly potent; indeed, you were once the sole lord of the dead. However, those days passed long ago, Osiris usurped your throne, and you've been relegated to a less exciting role in the universe. You spend most of your time lounging about the acropolis in Memphis and howling at the Dogstar."

 

 

Why do me and Kotz keep getting the same results on these things? (But Anubis is easily the best choice here, woo-hoo!)

[Guest bravesfan]

You're Horus, egyptian god of the sky. You lived to revenge your father against Seth, who betrayed and slew him. You defeated him after an 80 year struggle, losing an eye in the process, and then castrated him when you won. You got your eye back, but you gave it to your father, Osiris. How sweet.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Ok, hotshot. You're Seth, embodiment of hostility and chaos. And just like Seth, you're likely to be castrated before it's all over, so enjoy your fun now. Oh, and your head is an Aardvark.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Same here. Anubis rulz, yo!

[Guest DJ Jeff]

You're Anubis. You are commonly depicted as a dog, or as having a dog's head. In the olden days, you were grandly potent; indeed, you were once the sole lord of the dead. However, those days passed long ago, Osiris usurped your throne, and you've been relegated to a less exciting role in the universe. You spend most of your time lounging about the acropolis in Memphis and howling at the Dogstar.

 

Interesting.

[Guest ShamRock]

Same as MrRant.

[Guest T®ITEC]

 

You're nut, the goddess of the sky. You have blue skin and stars all across your body. Pardon the pun, but you're pretty spacey.

[Guest crandamaniac]

 

You're Anubis. You are commonly depicted as a dog, or as having a dog's head. In the olden days, you were grandly potent; indeed, you were once the sole lord of the dead. However, those days passed long ago, Osiris usurped your throne, and you've been relegated to a less exciting role in the universe. You spend most of your time lounging about the acropolis in Memphis and howling at the Dogstar

 

But I've never been to Memphis...

[Guest DrTom]

 

Another Anubis here.

[Zorin Industries 0]

Thoth.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Anubis.

 

I do try to fat around (lounge around) as much as possible though...

[Guest jimmy no nose]

 

You're Horus, egyptian god of the sky. You lived to revenge your father against Seth, who betrayed and slew him. You defeated him after an 80 year struggle, losing an eye in the process, and then castrated him when you won. You got your eye back, but you gave it to your father, Osiris. How sweet.

[Guest papacita]

You, Osiris, are one weird chap. You're a green skinned mummy whose true interest is vegetables, ever since you were chopped up and reconstituted (all except for your penis, which remains lost--your new one is made of wood, considerably dampening your libido). Now you rule the underworld justly but largely dispassionately.

[Guest ArkhamGlobe]

 

You are Thoth, the most intellectual of the egyptian gods. You savor the muses in all their forms, and you'd rather observe than take action. You are considered peerlessly just, and so you are often considered the arbiter of the gods.

[Guest Anglesault]

 

You're Anubis. You are commonly depicted as a dog, or as having a dog's head. In the olden days, you were grandly potent; indeed, you were once the sole lord of the dead. However, those days passed long ago, Osiris usurped your throne, and you've been relegated to a less exciting role in the universe. You spend most of your time lounging about the acropolis in Memphis and howling at the Dogstar.