My Birthday lasts for 24 Minutes

[Guest Banky]

Follow the said directions.

 

PS. I'm back....kinda.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Happy birthday.

 

The greatest entity in professional wrestling is Kevin Nash's hair.

[Guest Heel In Peril]

Happy Birthday, dude. You're one of my idol posters.

[Guest Banky]

Why thank you, if only ANYONE else shared your same feelings.

 

I'm such a loser.

 

*Goes back to watching his best of Vinnie Vegas tape from RF Video.*

[Guest razazteca]

Smoochie Boochies

 

Kevin Smith made better movies than Chevy Chase

[Guest Incandenza]

Happy birthday, BradleyLWOBankyDubKidEdwardsOrtiz.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Notes the Thanksgiving Birthday::

 

I'm thankful that now I get along with Banky.

[Guest Banky]

Heh thanks Anglesault and Inc.

 

And I wouldn't say that about Smith yet. He is in the process of becoming twice the sell-out Chevy became. No one shall ever discredit Caddyshack, Vacation, or Fletch. Those are 3 of the greatest comedy flicks ever - and definatly 80 definitive classics.

 

Tell me Smith rules after he films three movies with J'Lo and ditches J Lee for Affleck in Fletch Won.

[Guest razazteca]

3 classic movies cannot overshadow the crap that was Funny Farm or the Vacation sequals......Spies Like Us was the Bomb Yo~

 

If Smith can get Lopez to speak in 15 minute long monologs about Star Wars and conspiracy theroies then he gets my vote.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Hey, Welcome Back, and Happy birthday.

[Guest Jubuki]

You went somewhere?

 

Can you go back?

[Guest Banky]

Fuck you commie bastard.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Happy Birthday!

 

Better late than never.

 

Sorry I didn't wish you a happy b-day earlier.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Congrats on making it another year in this cra...

 

Ok, I gotta fess up, I just wanted to see if this post will say 'Nov 30th 2002' while Sass' says Dec 1 2002.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Shit. Who's wacky time zone is this place on? I thought that EST was *the* place to be. Wacky, backwards, "in the future" folk.

[Guest Downhome]

Fuck you.

 

I'm in a bad mood, see General for my reasons. "Fuck You" means happy birthday for right now, you bastard.

[Guest Kagato Otaku]

Meh.

 

I'd put up more of an effort, but your birthday was three friggin' days ago, Blanky. So revel in your stale cake-eating and have a wonderfully splendiforous after-party fun time bash.

 

Merry Christmas Banky Edwards!

 

:firing::firing:

:firing::firing:

[Guest Banky]

*tear*

 

I'm finally beginning to feel accepted here. Thanks for everything.......friends.

 

But honestly, I appreciate it.

[Guest Heel In Peril]

Cool...

 

Although, I'm surprised this thread has lasted this long.

 

*starts an anti-Goldberg thread*

[Guest Banky]

It has lasted this long because I am fucking stud

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Who is this stud and how long have you two been an item?

 

Inquiring minds may or may not want to know!

 

(They probably don't give a damn)

[Guest Sassquatch]

Oh, but they do EL BRUJO.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Word on the street is, who ever this stud is, it's not Eddie G!

 

Banky, you two-timing bastard!

[Guest Paranoid]

Sorry Banky. I have been visiting relatives all week long, but Happy Belated Birthday anyway~!

[Guest Banky]

Thank you Paranoid.

 

And yes, I've been two timing Eddie with Big Daddy Bitch....and my hand.

[Guest Sassquatch]

This has to be one of the longest Birthday's I can recall.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

And yes, I've been two timing Eddie with Big Daddy Bitch

Damn, that's low.

You got Vinnie Mac Syndrome or something?

[Guest Banky]

You all love Nash. I can picture all of yous standing in front of your mirror doing the 'too sweet' pose.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

The 'too-sweet' pose makes up 1/3 of Nash's physical therapy.

[Guest Banky]

Exactly, Nash only settles for the coolest poses. He isn't on top of his game anymore, so his hair and 'too sweet' poses is all he has left. He is war-torn like Kenta Kobashi babay! All those strenous crotch chops left him a crippled freak.