The One And Only online quiz thread

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

If it's the latest trend in the slums of TSM, it should at least be organized.

 

What Gorilla are you?

[Guest Flyboy]

Thank you.

 

I've been suggesting this for awhile.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

You're influence is vast. I decided to do it after seeing one of your posts about it.

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

 

Dang - I was hoping, given the capitalization of "Gorilla" in the link, that it would tell me whether I was Murdoc, Russel, 2-D or Noodle. I probably should have looked at the link text. Still, real gorillas are cool, too.

[Guest Flyboy]

 

Sounds about right.

[Guest Angle-plex]

 

I took this quiz 3 times, and I got Ivan every time.

[Guest LooseCannon]

[Guest bravesfan]

[Guest AM The Kid]

[Guest papacita]

[Guest CanadianChris]

All right then...

 

What Looney Tunes character are you?

 

 

You are Penelope!

You spend your days fending off the advances of an amorous skunk. I pity you.

[Guest Anglesault]

This 35-year-old lowland silverback was born in the Congo but at a very early age was sent off to the States, where he became a member of a human family. Ivan slept in a crib, rode the back of a motorcycle and chowed down on cheeseburgers until his burgeoning adolescent size and strength made such tête-à-têtes risky business. Ivan was subsequently moved to a now-defunct Tacoma, Wash., discount shopping mall, where he spent 27 solo years ogled by curious passersby. In late 1994, the lean, muscular great ape moved to Zoo Atlanta's rain forest exhibit, where he was reintroduced to the company of other nonhuman primates. Since then, Ivan has made slow strides learning gorilla customs, behaviors and etiquette. Most baffling to him, it appears, are the mysteries of procreation, so the aging bachelor spends his nights curled up alone on a bed of hay, while two eligible roommates, Kinyani and Shamba, lie endlessly in wait.

 

Poor you. No matter how hard you try or how brilliant your schemes are, you can never gain what you truly desire. Sometimes, it seems like even the forces of physics are conspiring against you.

 

Wow, that does describe me.

[Guest The Superstar]

 

You are the Tasmanian Devil!

You are pretty wild and have a huge appetite! However, be careful not to let your prey outsmart you.

 

Um, yeah.

[Guest Incandenza]

 

Yeah, it said I'm a princess.

 

 

I guess.

[Guest The Superstar]

Here's one:

 

Are you a whore?

 

Score: 26

 

Slut: You are pretty much normal. Almost everyone's a slut, and those who say they aren't are kidding either you or themselves. You should feel neither proud nor disappointed that you are in this category. You also shouldn't be feeling yourself right now, so stop it.

 

Pretty damn funny quiz.

[Guest The Superstar]

Take this one:

 

Sex Position Quiz~!

 

 

69~! wh00!

[Guest Anglesault]

Score: 6

 

Slut: You are pretty much normal. Almost everyone's a slut, and those who say they aren't are kidding either you or themselves. You should feel neither proud nor disappointed that you are in this category. You also shouldn't be feeling yourself right now, so stop it.

[Guest Flyboy]

EDIT:

 

WHORE TEST:

 

Score: 18

 

Slut: You are pretty much normal. Almost everyone's a slut, and those who say they aren't are kidding either you or themselves. You should feel neither proud nor disappointed that you are in this category. You also shouldn't be feeling yourself right now, so stop it.

[Guest papacita]

You are relat...rela... very shy, but you usually try to do what's right. Even though you're an important chara... char... person, you tend to stay in the background and take a supporting role.

 

I got a 42 on the slut test.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Score: 33

 

Slut: You are pretty much normal. Almost everyone's a slut, and those who say they aren't are kidding either you or themselves. You should feel neither proud nor disappointed that you are in this category. You also shouldn't be feeling yourself right now, so stop it.

[Guest papacita]

Dork Test

 

My Score: 14

 

Dork in Training: You're well on your way to becoming a full-fledged dork. Even if you never leave this category, the fact that your score was positive is something to be proud of. Take this title with you everywhere in life and always strive to just be yourself. Remember, whatever happens, MikeyComics loves you.

[Guest Anglesault]

Score: 17

 

7.5 on the Ricdork Scale: At some point in your life you made the transition to dork. You are not yet, however, a Dork. With a little patience and a lot of practice you can surely move on to a higher form of dorkiness. Whenever in doubt, ask yourself this question: If a dork falls in the woods and nobody is around, then who pushed him?

[Guest Anglesault]

The Insanity test

 

Slathering billycrickets! You are

54%  

 

 

insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

 

I'm saner than I thought.

[Guest Anglesault]

The Anglesault er...Bastard Test

 

The results are in. You are certifiably:

 

 

64% bastard!

36% of which is Tard  

 

 

 

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

 

 

How others compare:

 1% (same as you)

 9% (more bastard than you)

 90% (less bastard than you

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm a straight-up Whore.

 

I'm also a Dork-In-Training.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Anglesault]

The GHAST~! Test

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

November 16, 2061

at the age of 85 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

          Cancer (33%)

       Heart Attack (22%)

 Drowning (6%)

 Third Degree Burns (5%)

[Guest Anglesault]

Unintelligence Test

 

 

The Test Results Are In!      "You kick ass."  

 

 

 

 

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

 

74% Un-telligent!

which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

 

 

 

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

 

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

 

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."  

 

Final Score: 74% Un-telligent

[Guest Flyboy]

Dork Test:

 

Score: 20

 

7.5 on the Ricdork Scale: At some point in your life you made the transition to dork. You are not yet, however, a Dork. With a little patience and a lot of practice you can surely move on to a higher form of dorkiness. Whenever in doubt, ask yourself this question: If a dork falls in the woods and nobody is around, then who pushed him?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

 

83% Un-telligent!

which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

 

 

 

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

 

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

 

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."  

 

Final Score: 83% Un-telligent

 

I rule another test.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Ravenbomb]

OMG, on the Looney Toons quiz, the 'What's Up' question...I actually do answer 'What's up?' with 'The Sky.'

I got Porkey Pig, btw