The One And Only online quiz thread

[Guest bravesfan]

 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 19, 2064

at the age of 79 years old.

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (48%)

Heart Attack (29%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

 

YES! I'll outlive AS! I'll get to see Paul McMahon-Hardy-Helmsley III vs. Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania 80, and you won't!

 

<dances on Sault's future grave>

[Guest papacita]

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

 

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, snakes behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

 

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

 

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

 

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 76% chance that he will end up in prison!

 

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."  

 

Final Score: 32% Un-telligent

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Whose house? My house.

 

 

Gorilla:

 

Looney Tunes:

You love conquering worlds and things that go kaboom. You have control over lots of amazing technology, but are a bit of a wimp.

 

Whore Test: My score was 32... Slut.

 

Sex Position Quiz: I got Face Sitting.

 

Dork Test: My score was 11... Dork in Training.

 

Insanity Test:

Slathering billycrickets! You are

39%  

 

 

insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edge you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

 

Bastard Test:

50% bastard!

28% of which is Tard

 

Death Test:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

April 7, 2045

at the age of 64 years old.

 

Un-Intelligence Test:

"You kick ass."  

 

 

 

 

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

 

76% Un-telligent!

which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

[Guest bravesfan]

BAH GAWD, THE ONLINE QUIZ TO END IT ALL!

 

Which Simpsons side-character are you?

 

Okay, it may only be 5 questions, but...

 

OH YEAH~!

[Guest ArkhamGlobe]

 

 

You are as clever as they come. You have plenty of enemies who are out to get you, but you are always able to worm your way out of any sticky situation.

 

Score: 10

 

Dork in Training: You're well on your way to becoming a full-fledged dork. Even if you never leave this category, the fact that your score was positive is something to be proud of. Take this title with you everywhere in life and always strive to just be yourself. Remember, whatever happens, MikeyComics loves you.

 

[Guest Flyboy]

 

That quiz was quite ghey.

[Guest papacita]

I agree...that test sucked pinky toe.